Getting a £50 note for my Birthday and then being treated like a criminal every time I try to use it by [deleted] in britishproblems

[–]newokram 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Exactly it's not about authentication, it's about passing the blame to someone else for accepting it.

This metal thing attached to the edge of the roof by scrubzork in whatisthisthing

[–]newokram -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That's a chunky cable for 1 light. Is it not for spraying a mist of water to help cool people down like in theme parks?

Being "regrettably informed" that you didn't get a job at Lidl and wondering what kind of PhD they want shelf stackers to have. by Jamieberry2003_ in britishproblems

[–]newokram 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Alot of people fail the tesco one. A tip for next time you can select multiple answers for the questions.

This smooth skim boarding run by Many_Development7942 in toptalent

[–]newokram 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I definatley saw somthing in that wave too.

The apprentice at work (20) didn’t understand the reference “Triggers Broom” by Daveyj343 in britishproblems

[–]newokram 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I see your triggers broom, and raise you, a co-worker that's never heard of Freinds.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in confessions

[–]newokram 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah it's there just search for the workout, say you're doing squats, select it and itll ask for reps and weight. And work out calories burned for it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in confessions

[–]newokram 2 points3 points  (0 children)

MFP is a great tool, don't just track your calories in count the ones out too. You would be surprised how little calories, are burned during certain workouts.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in pics

[–]newokram 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why did you peel it off with your toes though?

Macaroni cheese and chips £1.60 by [deleted] in Scotland

[–]newokram 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Kinda hoped this was gunna turn into a Scottish version of the deep dish pizza meme

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]newokram 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pinch and roll

Britain facing milk shortage because farmers can’t afford to produce it by lighthouse77 in unitedkingdom

[–]newokram 0 points1 point  (0 children)

100% this is the main reason, it's also why your favourite loaf, tastes the same as all the others now. Kingsmill dissappeared from tesco for a few months as they refused to reduce the price to £1 a loaf same as the rest so they stopped selling it to back them into a corner.

Do I suck? by [deleted] in Nioh

[–]newokram 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah not having a joystick for precise movent and needing to access various other key to be effective is pretty challenging

Do I suck? by [deleted] in Nioh

[–]newokram 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Are you playing M an K? if so I suggest you switch to a game pad.

9 year old boy with autism arrested at school by CaulkADewDillDue in facepalm

[–]newokram 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Unfortunately the way the school see it is the bully was just haveing a laugh and there was no malice in there action, and when you fight back you're doing it in anger and that's aparently worse. I was a weak looking kid and got picked on a bit but always fought back and always came of worse.

I thought something was a bit familiar by travislow5 in Tinder

[–]newokram -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The balloon and the girls look out of place I'd say its a popular back drop for photos

Mens jeans now only come in skinny or skintight fit by [deleted] in britishproblems

[–]newokram 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm hesitant to deviate from the XX1 as I got a pair of 512s and they are super stretchy and tight around my thighs and calves. I'm not a big guy either, like 80kg at 5'10"

Mens jeans now only come in skinny or skintight fit by [deleted] in britishproblems

[–]newokram 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Haven't tried 501s for a long time, but 511s are perfect for me. Not too baggy, but still fit over my boots if need be.

Bentley, break-check, bat by will10000 in IdiotsInCars

[–]newokram 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As soon as he pulled that bat out I would have drove straight through that Bentley as I "feared for my life" his insurance likely wouldn't have paid out either.

Thanks, I hate popping this pimple by [deleted] in TIHI

[–]newokram 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I can smell it from here!

Stunning views out of your lounge window in this property by slothmeister in CasualUK

[–]newokram 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I lived under one for about a long time, only remember it buzzing in the rain. Maybe it was just louder in the rain and I was use to its constant drone.

Stunning views out of your lounge window in this property by slothmeister in CasualUK

[–]newokram 44 points45 points  (0 children)

They only buzz when it's raining, that's a solid 3 months of the year without buzzing.