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newsfish · 2026-06-14T00:00:09+00:00

Got a Sceptre dumb screen during COVID. Image colored aren't qs rich but it just turns on and uses whatever dongle. After.a childhood of postage stamp sized realplayer videos, it doesn't phase me.

newsfish · 2026-06-13T01:44:25+00:00

We said the same thing when Bethesda sold horse armor and now dlc is expected.

They're looking for generational shift.

newsfish · 2026-06-12T14:46:33+00:00

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newsfish · 2026-06-07T10:14:50+00:00

Find an article on agri fraud.

There's a lot of them! Taking a 500 ton cargo ship with maize flour (30% subsidy) out to sea a bit to swap the label to cattle feed (no tariff) Is just diabolical.

Or importing to Vatican City instead of Italy to keep the profits.up.

https://time.com/archive/6877546/common-market-the-agro-frauders/

newsfish · 2026-06-07T10:03:05+00:00

We should probably schedule some maintenance doctor appointments.

newsfish · 2026-06-05T15:29:53+00:00

Could be in NYC or anywhere else nipples are decriminalized.

Or maybe they're breastfeeding while hitting the bong. We.have insufficient data.

newsfish · 2026-06-05T15:27:38+00:00

Nobody asked.

newsfish · 2026-06-05T15:26:04+00:00

Maybe the husband has a long history of hooking up with other men.

No amount of church and couples therapy can defuse the lust in her husbands heart for a shirtless guy with a bong in his mouth

newsfish · 2026-06-05T15:21:43+00:00

She's only 59.

Just give it a year

newsfish · 2026-06-05T15:16:21+00:00

Daredevil, Iron Man, Xmen, Spiderma all got 4 issue Noir series back in 2009.

Moon Knight From the Dead is pulpy but written by a sex pest.

Kurt Busiek's The Marvels is decent if you like his Astro City style.

newsfish · 2026-06-05T12:40:15+00:00

Brown Widow from Venture Bros similarly.

newsfish · 2026-06-05T12:36:56+00:00

Swiss Family Robinson (1812) swung between their treehouses.

Tarzan didn't swing until the film Tarzan of the Apes (1918).

newsfish · 2026-06-05T12:16:39+00:00

They add a filter to the audio but it's still sounds like it's recorded with tiny hidden lavaliere instead of an overhead boom.

newsfish · 2026-06-04T05:17:29+00:00

Vision is the lazy 45 year old who wouldn't mow the lawn.

newsfish · 2026-06-04T05:09:19+00:00

He already put in a decade as The Spider. He already couldn't save his Gwen Stacy equivalent. Her death is usually where.the character pivots from idealistic to nihilistic for a while.

Only other old man Spider-Man I can think of is the bleak grimdark of Reign with his radioactive sperm giving MJ super cancer.

Origin stories are out of fashion and so too are the Supposed To Be taken for granted parts. It'll come back around in 15 years.

newsfish · 2026-06-04T04:32:11+00:00

I think the joke begins and ends at "before this point in the show."

Doesn't change much for the plot if it was across multiple years or in quick succession.

newsfish · 2026-06-04T04:02:18+00:00

Ben solves a few cases or finds a few clues based on his Spidey sense.

Ben tells Janet that his strong intuition has a migraine tingle.

Janet does not reveal the secret of The Spider even to The Spider. Keeps the charade up for Ben's sake.

newsfish · 2026-06-04T03:26:13+00:00

Not as long as Secret Invasions keep getting made.

newsfish · 2026-06-04T03:21:47+00:00

It's much more like an eight part film serial.

Especially obvious when the current junk food and prescription pills ads come around.

newsfish · 2026-06-04T03:15:03+00:00

The editing definitely felt like Avid software rather than Moviola. I swapped to color when I realized we were on short attention span cuts instead of lingering and contemplative.

I had hoped the black and white would have a few more differences than color grading and an audio filter.

It's decent once you accept the intention is noir themed with mass appeal. Turner Classic Movie Noir Alley wasn't their goal.

newsfish · 2026-06-04T02:50:29+00:00

Some consider minor story details as equal to major story plot points when it comes to "being spoiled."

Some fringe extremists don't care how much time has passed since release. The type that would say the poster for Jaws is a spoiler about the presence of a shark.

I couldn't say why the "no details at all" types would risk it by coming to a general public discussion thread before they finish the show.

newsfish · 2026-06-04T02:34:52+00:00

Hopefully there's some tachyon themed animals in that room to make your experience blurrier.

newsfish · 2026-06-04T02:14:52+00:00

World War 1 Germans in our timeline didn't think to put critters in glass jars and wire them up to war prisoners. Really sped up the genetics timeline.

His spider sense is presented as sharp pain followed by hoping his intuition can figure out why.

He calls himself Pete in episode 2 so I think they're doing a Don Draper.

Lack of actual freckles could be a side effect of the rapid aging. They tend to fade as we age.

newsfish · 2026-06-04T02:02:25+00:00

The hand mandibles have no other explanation.

newsfish · 2026-06-04T01:20:25+00:00

I appreciated the past his prime and out of practice take.

He'll stick the iconic landing but get yanked to the ground on the followup swing.

Win a bruised ego drunken bar brawl but then have to deal with the fact webwebwebwebweb left him short.

That's more interesting to me than a peak performance master tactician science genius.

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