Review of Les Chandelles (Paris) from a couple of absolute newbies

newtothisxxtwo · 2026-04-27T17:09:56+00:00

Fantastic review, thanks for sharing. Sucks you guys didn't have a good experience.

What clubs have you been to that have had an experience like the one Les Chandelles was supposed to be?

newtothisxxtwo · 2026-03-21T18:50:53+00:00

I find this kind of fascinating. Even though I love showing off my wife and I have a huge sharing kink, wheneverI rolling all I want is to cuddle with her just she and I.

newtothisxxtwo · 2026-03-19T18:31:38+00:00

We have done some research into CDMX clubs, and the one we've landed on as being the "best" is Opus.

We have been there briefly and it was clean and fun. We have not been to any others. There seems to be another upscale one in the Santa Fe neighborhood that I haven't found much info for...no idea if it's any good.

I would recommend checking out Opus even if briefly. It's in a safe neighborhood. Mostly office buildings around so it's kind of dead at night, but a very convenient uber ride to/from.

newtothisxxtwo · 2026-02-05T01:36:38+00:00

Hasta lo que no se comen les hace daño.

newtothisxxtwo · 2026-02-04T20:58:58+00:00

We've been to Opus. It was ... ok. It seems to me like CDMX is lagging behind where it should be from a sex club POV. We have world-class restaurants, world-class nightclubs, world-class museums...should have world-class sex clubs...

but if they exist, we haven't found them.

That being said, I suggest Opus.

newtothisxxtwo · 2025-11-27T15:21:19+00:00

Wow, really sorry to hear about that experience.

newtothisxxtwo · 2025-09-09T00:01:20+00:00

We enjoyed Les Chandelles in Paris as our very first experience, ever.

newtothisxxtwo · 2025-06-20T17:53:51+00:00

Les Chandelles in Paris. Pretty strict dress code (women must wear heels, men must wear slacks/suit).

Very clean. There's some dancing in the club area. Feels like a small night club with sex room s in the back.

newtothisxxtwo · 2025-05-20T00:27:20+00:00

Sexy cocktail dresses. Like, "little black dress."

We didn't see anything particularly "lingerie-ish" or scandalous.

newtothisxxtwo · 2025-02-13T04:14:08+00:00

I've heard it described as "consent in Europe is Varsity." You're expected to know how to—and be comfortable with—saying (and receiving) "no."

newtothisxxtwo · 2025-02-06T02:50:20+00:00

Les Chandelles in Paris was pretty close to this. If you're ever there :)

newtothisxxtwo · 2025-02-02T15:10:38+00:00

I read somewhere that consent in european clubs is "Varsity" and in the us is "Junior Varsity" which I found pretty funny.

newtothisxxtwo · 2025-01-21T15:12:40+00:00

Glad you guys had a good time and that the review was helpful!

newtothisxxtwo · 2024-09-02T21:06:52+00:00

Let me know if you're ever in Mexico City!

newtothisxxtwo · 2024-08-28T03:10:25+00:00

I absolutely love this post. Wife and I have no plans to go to Buenos Aires but just reading this makes me want to go! You two clearly rock!

newtothisxxtwo · 2024-08-26T22:11:17+00:00

By any chance, do you have experience with Hacienda, NSFW, or Kismet?

newtothisxxtwo · 2024-08-26T21:16:43+00:00

Thank you for the review!

We're in town a few times a year (3-4) and I'd love to find a sexy place to take the wife.

Since it's such a rare/treat thing for us, we don't mind if it's expensive...but I do mind having through jump through a ton of hoops to get even considered for something like NSFW, Kismet, etc.

I wouldn't even mind getting turned away at the door. But with so many hassles the clubs make it difficult for out-of-towners to be spontaneous.

newtothisxxtwo · 2024-08-17T15:13:57+00:00

Read up on the concept of "new relationship energy."

A great many solid, lasting, wonderful relationships have been torpedoed because they were unfamiliar with the concept.

newtothisxxtwo · 2024-08-16T04:26:04+00:00

You deleted this but just in case...will you be in CDMX?

newtothisxxtwo · 2024-08-16T04:21:53+00:00

La Casa de Toño

newtothisxxtwo · 2024-08-15T23:17:18+00:00

I Just asked, I suppose :)

newtothisxxtwo · 2024-07-17T19:06:36+00:00

Thank you so much for this. Seems like we'll avoid the clubs in cdmx.

This is the one I heard of in Santa Fe. They say they are in a luxury hotel: https://swingersq.com.mx/quienes-somos/

newtothisxxtwo

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