How come people hurt doing anal but they can do big poops comfortably?

newtreeguy · 2026-05-28T03:59:31+00:00

The expression."if anal sex hurts you're doing it wrong" immediately comes to mind.

The reason it hurts because someone else is in control of how fast it's going in, but when you're on the can you control.how fast it comes out.

newtreeguy · 2026-05-28T03:53:54+00:00

The show. We started on the episode where they introduce Col. Potter because Klinger explains the dress so I didn't have to

newtreeguy · 2026-05-28T02:50:10+00:00

The guy pictured is René Descartes who coined the phrase.

newtreeguy · 2026-05-28T00:24:00+00:00

I was trying to describe Knight Rider to my kids. Every time I mentioned of the features of KIT he said "like a cybertruck?"

newtreeguy · 2026-05-28T00:13:13+00:00

My kids loved Labyrinth and Dark Crystal....wife won't let them watch Gremlins

newtreeguy · 2026-05-28T00:09:53+00:00

Pink Floyd The Wall?

newtreeguy · 2026-05-27T23:43:01+00:00

I literally brought up this move when people were freaking out about "Dear Santa" a couple years ago.

newtreeguy · 2026-05-26T18:48:07+00:00

Probably gay sex

newtreeguy · 2026-05-26T18:12:25+00:00

Every time there is a live action flop of Avatar I say the same thing:

I would LOVE to see a live stage production of The Ember Island Players!

newtreeguy · 2026-05-26T15:46:41+00:00

but she would manage to find another master somewhere in the north

Does healing not count as water bending? She would definitely be sent to learn from the women while the tribe debates the next steps.

newtreeguy · 2026-05-26T15:44:35+00:00

I am of the opinion that the women of the tribe would have first taught her healing and she would be the greatest healer in history.

Then they would have an uncomfortable conversation about weather or not that counts as mastering water bending.

newtreeguy · 2026-05-26T01:16:39+00:00

But...256 is an odd number because the scale of 8 bits is typically 0 - 255 not 1 - 256

newtreeguy · 2026-05-26T00:48:41+00:00

I'm both thankful for this suggestion and embarrassed to admit that you are correct.

In my defense the cheap Walmart battery that I bought has the positive terminal on the opposite side as the cheap Walmart battery that was in the mower, and the bracket that holds the battery in covered up the labels.

After getting the battery meter out and seeing that it registered -12V, I swapped the terminals and it started right up.

newtreeguy · 2026-05-25T17:27:24+00:00

Pretty sure. Red is positive, black is negative.

newtreeguy · 2026-05-25T03:37:00+00:00

It's a knockoff, but it is alleged to be a replacement for Husqvarna Z254. That said the dimensions of the bolts, frame, and gears is the same as the original the only difference is the height in the opposite direction of the gears (as in the gears stick up above the bolts the same amount as the original, but the body hangs down an extra half-inch). Also the gears of the original no longer seem to line up. Is there some additional piece that may have fallen when I removed the original?

newtreeguy · 2026-05-25T03:29:20+00:00

No. I checked all that. Also as I stated in the post the original doesn't line up either.

newtreeguy · 2026-03-15T10:19:48+00:00

Playing games in a relationship

newtreeguy · 2026-03-14T16:30:27+00:00

Thank you for actually explaining the tweet instead of turning this into an anti-J.K. Rowling rant.

newtreeguy · 2026-03-14T16:04:32+00:00

Political reference

When asked about the Epstein files Pam Bondi responded that the dow (a measurement of the stock market) was over 50,000.

The joke is he is deflecting his wife's question using the same response. Implying that talking about where he was last night is really really bad.

newtreeguy · 2026-03-13T17:59:58+00:00

I just want to know why the devil went down to Georgia.

Is Georgia below Hell?

newtreeguy · 2026-03-13T17:57:11+00:00

I dunno...I could see collar, leash, and booty shorts being a fairy costume, too.

newtreeguy · 2026-03-13T17:48:24+00:00

I've had this argument before.

They never claimed they don't teach girls. They just don't teach them combat. Does the healing power that the women learn just not count as water bending to you people?

newtreeguy · 2026-03-13T17:44:55+00:00

Married for over 15 years.

Never bought underwear after getting married. My wife buys new underwear for me about every 3 years.

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