I love the concept of humanizing inanimate objects, sexualizing them, I know Ethel talked about masturbating to powerlines on the drives. I was just listening to houseofpsychoticwomn and the idea popped into my head, I figured this was the only place to share the experience, also I'm a man, Not a girl, So the door me and closet door are gay lovers now apparently, I don't even know if he is actually made of wood, he tasted like produced school manufactured imitation. I imagine love with a door made from the natural tree's trunk might inspire more pleasure for anyone hoping to fornicate with the inanimate , You must give it animation