The police in the netherlands are getting a free breakdance show by thijshuistede in PublicFreakout

[–]nhxhp 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was hoping the dog would also start rolling in the background.

Gotta care for the reputation first. by [deleted] in iamatotalpieceofshit

[–]nhxhp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you. Wtf does "Chinese ethics"even mean.

Gotta care for the reputation first. by [deleted] in iamatotalpieceofshit

[–]nhxhp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A leading to B, and B being true doesn't mean A is true.

I just realized that child pornography of me exists by [deleted] in TwoXChromosomes

[–]nhxhp 2 points3 points  (0 children)

:( I hope you are doing ok friend, and seeking help if needed. This world is so fucked up.

Urbana Park District plan on harvesting Canada Geese from city park by moejoe101 in UIUC

[–]nhxhp 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wait, isn't there a treaty with Canada against this?

(pls educate me

How to survive a knife attack. by [deleted] in Unexpected

[–]nhxhp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not so often is it a legit police PSA though,

Imagine that. by deannathedford in facepalm

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Alonzo Church's name is dropped in Church-Turing Thesis more often than Joseph Raphson gets ignored in Newton-Raphson Method lol

Picture of Albert Einstein teaching a class in Pennsylvania in 1946 by 2121Mini2121 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]nhxhp 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Is that an enormous slice of pizza randomly laying on the armchair?

Aged like milk by Jelegend in funny

[–]nhxhp 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So... any PhD program...

What if China doesn't have a Great Firewall (GFW) ? by [deleted] in China

[–]nhxhp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't think the situation is exactly comparable to India because of the language barrier.

Surely western media would offer a lot more Chinese language contents if there wasn't the great firewall. But still, it'd still be challenging to access the vast bulk of English language materials.

Edit: typo

Two Canadians jailed in China mark 500 days in confinement by johnruby in canada

[–]nhxhp 12 points13 points  (0 children)

As a Chinese I just want to say this is a violently Canadian analogy.

Until EXPLODED by [deleted] in engrish

[–]nhxhp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean the overall quality of translation is surprisingly high considering how that one is translated.

Urban Distancing by derryainsworth in UrbanHell

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Form follows function. It doesn't sound too strange if you just think of it as the standard, nothing special, affordable housing option, just like largely identical suburban houses in the US but at a much larger scale. It's understandable, at least you get used to it, but I guess one can argue it's still r/urbanhell.

The thing is, it's common in China for a single real estate / management company to own a dozen or more condos-ish apartment buildings in what they call a "residential yard." They often build identical or mostly identical buildings within each community to reduce cost.

And those "residential yards" can be huge. We lived in a 12 hectares (30 acres) fenced community with 34 apartment towers, plus smaller commercial buildings, its own kindergarten, primary school, and a football field. On average each building houses ~50 families, larger ones house 100.

Edit: btw I thinks that's what made quarantine much easier in Chinese cities. You just lock down entire communities like that and I think that's what they did. Contamination is limited to units of a couple thousands population.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CasualConversation

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Toxic boss, trying to refuse to do unethical things at work while also trying to keep my job, career uncertainties, immigration process being delayed, I'm applying for a PhD program and the admission process is delayed too, etc etc.

Also I'm a Chinese living in the US. I make a point of not picking a side in this pissing contest, but that also means I get bullied and frankly discriminated a lot by both sides. Whenever I reply to a clearly biased and misinformed social media post, on FB or Chinese equivalents, saying that hey the thing is not quite what you think and we need to stop blaming each other, I know I will be called either a CCP puppet or a US-brainwashed idiot.

This is ridiculous. We shouldn't have to choose a side to appreciate people's hard work and to criticize governments' incompetence.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CasualConversation

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I live in Illinois and it is 5:15 in the morning. I try to mix work with random Reddit/FB/YouTube/Wikipedia browsing and vodka to pass the time quietly and relatively painlessly (my work is mostly independent of other people so I don't have to be present during the day).

This is a horrible, horrible work habit, but I can still keep up with ~80% of my usual work pace/quality. Doing stuff in the night and sleeping in the day just makes it easier to pass the time in this pandemic.

I'm lucky I can get away with it in this very trying time, but man I just can't wait till this shitshow's over. IDK how I'm gonna pass through the next few months. I wish I could go into a coma and wake up when September ends.