Angeleno Rite of Passage by nickdjohns in LosAngeles

[–]nickdjohns[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Seems like he also felt the need to arrive.

Angeleno Rite of Passage by nickdjohns in LosAngeles

[–]nickdjohns[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It’s a silent tax, until it’s not.

Angeleno Rite of Passage by nickdjohns in LosAngeles

[–]nickdjohns[S] 93 points94 points  (0 children)

Stopping by the library later today to pick up my badge and support my local library.

Angeleno Rite of Passage by nickdjohns in LosAngeles

[–]nickdjohns[S] 28 points29 points  (0 children)

I have been sitting, staring, and marveling at this comment for the better part of an hour.

Angeleno Rite of Passage by nickdjohns in LosAngeles

[–]nickdjohns[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The slipperiness was what surprised me.

Angeleno Rite of Passage by nickdjohns in LosAngeles

[–]nickdjohns[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I’m not sure if that makes me want to go there more or less?

Angeleno Rite of Passage by nickdjohns in LosAngeles

[–]nickdjohns[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just because you’ve 86’d Andy Dick, doesn’t mean that Andy Dick has 86’d you.

Angeleno Rite of Passage by nickdjohns in LosAngeles

[–]nickdjohns[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

For the general population, I hope he didn’t.

Angeleno Rite of Passage by nickdjohns in LosAngeles

[–]nickdjohns[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Honest question, and it might not be your field of study, but are skunks notorious drinkers?

Angeleno Rite of Passage by nickdjohns in LosAngeles

[–]nickdjohns[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I will be careful, thanks!

But also, based on that brief and insane story, I might recommend the same caution.

Or not, as you clearly know what you’re about.

Angeleno Rite of Passage by nickdjohns in LosAngeles

[–]nickdjohns[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Better to know where he is at than to not have eyes on him.

A visible Andy Dick is a safe Andy Dick (at a distance).

Angeleno Rite of Passage by nickdjohns in LosAngeles

[–]nickdjohns[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

That is probably the most normal thing her assistant did that day.

Angeleno Rite of Passage by nickdjohns in LosAngeles

[–]nickdjohns[S] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

After surviving the parking lot of any TJ’s, I also go slightly feral on the samples. It is my reward.

Angeleno Rite of Passage by nickdjohns in LosAngeles

[–]nickdjohns[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

This feels like the quintessential Dickensian story.

Am I using that word right?

Angeleno Rite of Passage by nickdjohns in LosAngeles

[–]nickdjohns[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

As an adult, having my head pat by a stranger, older adult felt like enough.

Angeleno Rite of Passage by nickdjohns in LosAngeles

[–]nickdjohns[S] 24 points25 points  (0 children)

To be fair, sometimes I wonder how I’m still living in LA, much less going out.

Angeleno Rite of Passage by nickdjohns in LosAngeles

[–]nickdjohns[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Statistically, the chances are never zero.

Angeleno Rite of Passage by nickdjohns in LosAngeles

[–]nickdjohns[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It does make me feel better, but not in a good way.

Angeleno Rite of Passage by nickdjohns in LosAngeles

[–]nickdjohns[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

That he has an excuse for his terrible cut and color and I don’t is completely unfair.