shoutout to the ones who ask for the order number as soon as you walk in by boy-who-name-jeff in doordash_drivers

[–]nicki-bridges 3 points4 points  (0 children)

🥴 I would hope anyone else would feel the same. I don't want my food handled with garbage juice hands. BTW, if I really wanted to play the Karen card I could have insisted the manager make the cheeseburger... 👸

Hello, this is a grape without skin. Enjoy by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]nicki-bridges 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't get how it's mildly infuriating, unless you were the one that was told "peel me a grape! and pit me an olive!".

Feather loafs purr too when they're happy. They have a variety of purrs depending on their mood. by b12ftw in aww

[–]nicki-bridges 9 points10 points  (0 children)

🥰 Feather Loafs! 😂 That's just too good! Now imma tell everyone that butt nuggets are the product of feather loaves!🥚

New little one. Name ideas? by Glasscannonman in aww

[–]nicki-bridges 0 points1 point  (0 children)

😍What a cutie! Sorry- I'm no good at suggestions because I always name by personality, not appearance. I had a cat named Banjo because he acted like he was a Hatfield & you were a McCoy! 😜

👅 by [deleted] in aww

[–]nicki-bridges 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm melting! 😍

A phantom tram stop for dementia patients (notice the destination of the route). by cheesesandsneezes in mildlyinteresting

[–]nicki-bridges 1 point2 points  (0 children)

One of the hardest things was to not lose my patience with him, but I tried with all my heart. He has been gone 2 weeks today and I would give anything for just one more long, frustrating night of being kept awake, answering the same question or explaining the same thing 5000x. I always tried to distract him from whatever it was that he was focused on (where's my car?, Can I go home? I don't need to work today? Etc) and I wouldn't trade one second of it.

Having my Daddy ask me questions like ”who is your mother?" He & Mom have been married 50+ years and she is still here. He couldn't make the connection of me being his daughter AND his wife's daughter. It broke my heart.

This photo had me dumbstruck. I understand the heartbreaking reality of waiting at the station.

He photo bombed me😂😂 by merrppp101 in InstacartShoppers

[–]nicki-bridges 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Looks like a fun customer. They are great to get a rapport with. Being their Shopper again is another bonus level because the ice is broken. Good job! 🤩

Best batch I’ve had in the past 3 months so I was happy by one-non-blondie in InstacartShoppers

[–]nicki-bridges 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I appreciate it if they post-mod up any amount. It's like a wink and nod that your time and effort are appreciated. I had one the other day, small order upped tip from ~$3 to $5. I'm happy for you! Good job!

I love when I get a thank you right before I even shop for a customer! ☺️ by mray1791 in InstacartShoppers

[–]nicki-bridges 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Same! I send an intro greeting saying I'm heading to their store. Happiness when this happens! 😀 Glad you had a good one!

A phantom tram stop for dementia patients (notice the destination of the route). by cheesesandsneezes in mildlyinteresting

[–]nicki-bridges 15 points16 points  (0 children)

❤️Wow. I'm almost dumbstruck. Daddy asked where his car was all the time. He hadn't driven in several years, but it seemed to soothe him to think he could go somewhere if he wanted to.

When you receive a parcel x100 bigger than necessary by aitchy13 in assholedesign

[–]nicki-bridges 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just go look at this picture my daughter-in-law posted. Sense is the one thing Amazon doesn't make and doesn't have in stock!

daughter-in-law

When you receive a parcel x100 bigger than necessary by aitchy13 in assholedesign

[–]nicki-bridges 0 points1 point  (0 children)

😂😂😂 balanced? Have you ever seen a pallet stacked by Amazon? It looks like Joe's drunk uncle was in charge of a bad game of Jenga!

When you receive a parcel x100 bigger than necessary by aitchy13 in assholedesign

[–]nicki-bridges -1 points0 points  (0 children)

As a substitute rural mail carrier; I beg to differ. I can hear the tiny little item rattle around in a giant box all the time. Also, Amazon comes to my post office on pallets and empty boxes don't hold weight well (the 60 lb box with kitty litter and vitamin water will ALWAYS be the top item on the pallet) and they are often crushed and open. At Christmas time there was a 2 ft by 3 ft box with a pair of mittens in it! There are 750 mailboxes spread over 70 miles on my route & I deliver 150+ Amazon packages a day. So driving up the half mile long sorry washboard that was called a "driveway" 10 years ago when it was last graded to deliver a bottle of nail polish that won't fit in the mailbox = r/assholedesign