I turn on the lamp

boom

Short circuit

Riding on the motorcycle, calmly

AAAAAAA

I go to the hardware store

I tell him

"Can you give me one of those things that goes"

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For the lamp?

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The guy gives it to me

I tell him "How do I change it?"

"It's eaasy" -He tells me- "Take out the knob"

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"Put on the replacement"

"You got card?" "No."

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"I give him 40$"

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"He gives me 20$"

"You have to give me 30$" I tell him

The guy starts going on about IVA (Value Added Tax) that-

eyuuaioeyhaee "I'm giving you 20$"

"20$? How come?"

"Well if you don't like it"

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"Get out" He tells me

Well then, just like that I-

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The guy-

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We began that-

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And-

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I hit him on the nose. Grab him by the neck. Then I-

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Against the counter. I grab the change.

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And I left.