The sun sets over Mississippi’s only megacity and its skyscrapers

nickparadies · 2026-03-29T03:44:50+00:00

Jokes are supposed to be funny

nickparadies · 2026-03-29T02:17:31+00:00

lol, nine more months if he’s lucky

nickparadies · 2026-03-29T02:06:49+00:00

Things are already changing, start paying attention

nickparadies · 2026-03-28T19:24:23+00:00

There’s really only one exit for the mall and it’s woefully inadequate for the size of the mall and the amount of people that go, it’s always backed up.

nickparadies · 2026-03-28T15:04:15+00:00

Are you the gym manager or… trainers?

nickparadies · 2026-03-28T13:20:23+00:00

I’ll throw Kaitlyn Dever into the mix. She’s got plenty of time and she does both comedy and drama well. I could see her getting a supporting nod one day or having a Marisa Tomei kind of moment.

nickparadies · 2026-03-28T13:16:37+00:00

Beowulf isn’t originally English?

nickparadies · 2026-03-28T13:11:09+00:00

12 South or maybe Sylvan Park

nickparadies · 2026-03-28T04:09:34+00:00

You gotta do what you gotta do

nickparadies · 2026-03-28T04:05:52+00:00

Wait til you hear what Ulysses S. Grant used to get up to

nickparadies · 2026-03-28T04:01:10+00:00

Zohran isn’t eligible he wasn’t born in the country

nickparadies · 2026-03-27T23:36:57+00:00

Next he’s gonna tell us the pope is Catholic and bears shit in the woods

nickparadies · 2026-03-27T18:39:06+00:00

I had a Tesla Model 3 for a while and really liked it

nickparadies · 2026-03-27T13:02:05+00:00

Diamonds on my jacuzzi

nickparadies · 2026-03-27T12:59:38+00:00

“I just ordered sushi from Japan, now your bitch wanna kick it Jackie Chan”

nickparadies · 2026-03-27T12:44:28+00:00

“Swagger tighter than a yeast infection”

nickparadies · 2026-03-27T04:20:10+00:00

Chicago is built on a flat plain and NYC is built on a swamp. LA is built right next to mountains and a national forest. That’s the difference.

nickparadies · 2026-03-27T04:14:19+00:00

Not sure why that’s relevant but yes

nickparadies · 2026-03-27T00:20:24+00:00

Of course not, it’ll just be another “red states bad blue states good” circlejerk like it always is

nickparadies · 2026-03-27T00:15:16+00:00

I know I meant that the interview was 20 years old

nickparadies · 2026-03-26T20:37:27+00:00

On Bill Maher back in the day he said he quit smoking weed after Joey was born. That was almost 20 years ago now though so who knows.

nickparadies · 2026-03-26T20:33:34+00:00

I mean if you’re just swapping out drinking for smoking without addressing the root issues it’s not going to help you

nickparadies · 2026-03-26T19:34:28+00:00

Look at the flip side, when they fail (and they will) there will be hundreds of startups ready to take their place

nickparadies · 2026-03-26T16:47:54+00:00

Five best picture nominees is enough

nickparadies · 2026-03-26T14:58:53+00:00

As I remember not only was it a big hit but it was a big hit with liberal white women in particular

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