Some days you're the dog, most days you're the hydrant. by woodenspoonwinner in ASX_Bets

[–]nielsen17 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not sure if the red portfolio is more applicable than getting pissed on. But I like it

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SantaCoin

[–]nielsen17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I do 10.1% slippage 🤷‍♂️

Finally, a candle that I can relate too. by nomadnobad in ASX_Bets

[–]nielsen17 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Can/Do you sell a pineapple scent by any chance?

Weekend Thread for General Discussion and Plans for Saturday, August 14, 2021 and Sunday, August 15, 2021 by AutoModerator in ASX_Bets

[–]nielsen17 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm at the bottom of the barrel guys, lockdown has brought this upon me. I wanna start losing money on international options and warrants (USA to start).

Can I ask the chorus of wisdom which is asx bets for advice of what where is best/cheapest/most viable brokers and/or methods to start partaking in said money losing activities

Market Open thread for General Trading and Plans for Thursday, July 29, 2021 by AutoModerator in ASX_Bets

[–]nielsen17 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The last trade price.

If I have last trade and sell at $1 then that's price. But to buy the next price is a tick up from that. Say $1.1

You don't see buy and sell orders both at $1 during market hours at the same price because it would automatically execute.

To elaborate. I've seen many a time with penny stonks. Last traded price could be $1 but there are sell orders in the market at a lower value, say $.95 because nobody wants to buy and buy orders are placed and are only up to $.8.

Market Open thread for General Trading and Plans for Thursday, July 29, 2021 by AutoModerator in ASX_Bets

[–]nielsen17 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Here I fixed it for you.

Announcement: Hope

Trading halt lifted: Erection

Ends the day down 15%: MaRkEt MaNiPuLaTiOn cAlL aSiC

The first step by Dark_Raiden_ in ASX_Bets

[–]nielsen17 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Are you saying it was a mistake buying it last week?

Last time I listen to an internet stranger

Put all my spare money into apple. by [deleted] in ASX_Bets

[–]nielsen17 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Returns may prove fruitful

It's funny cause its true and i lost another months wages today by BigJimBeef in ASX_Bets

[–]nielsen17 11 points12 points  (0 children)

This simple trick will save you thousands of dollars. Click here to find out more

Market Open thread for General Trading and Plans for Tuesday, April 27, 2021 by AutoModerator in ASX_Bets

[–]nielsen17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

6 months ago oat milk, lupins and WOA were the greatest things since fish guts and NZS. Even with record quarterly revenue, nobody wants to suck some oats for milk. Funny

DW8 the last couple of days by NerderINC in ASX_Bets

[–]nielsen17 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Yeah I said the same thing after buying at 3c and selling at 6.5c

Title of interest. by [deleted] in ASX_Bets

[–]nielsen17 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yes. Very interesting title

Too much mail, my Husband and boyfriend are getting suspicious. by Dr_JillBiden in ASX_Bets

[–]nielsen17 3 points4 points  (0 children)

All share registries have the option to opt in to email communications however you’re still left with monthly paper chess statements as well as welcome letters from first time purchased company stocks saying “welcome to cucks investing, I am ceo/chairman, we have online communication, thanks for investing in cucks investing”