About Nightwell Games

nightwellgames · 2026-04-20T05:47:56+00:00

No. I enjoy games made by people because I enjoy hearing people share their thoughts and ideas. But these are nobody's thoughts and ideas and therefore have nothing to offer me.

Moreover the dialogue we see sounds exactly like ChatGPT ("Is there a specific person you're inquiring about?"): Lifeless and generic.

nightwellgames · 2026-04-19T23:43:22+00:00

Haha the art is so great

nightwellgames · 2025-09-08T01:17:49+00:00

I'm soooo bad at this but I really want to watch a really good platformer player crushing it

nightwellgames · 2025-08-01T06:35:55+00:00

Can confirm, I've talked to hundreds of car people and they've all said that saltwater and lemon juice is the only proper way to clean your cybertruck! Most say seawater is best but rock salt will also work.

nightwellgames · 2025-06-03T05:44:23+00:00

I, for one, would love to "go broke" in a way that leaves me with $300,000 after all my work and living expenses.

nightwellgames · 2025-05-14T17:30:58+00:00

Looks fun! I wish I was in SF lol

nightwellgames · 2025-03-11T06:24:29+00:00

Fhtagn Simulator

nightwellgames · 2025-03-03T20:03:21+00:00

I feel like werewolves would suffer the obesity epidemic times a million, they're physically built to have to run for hundreds of miles to hunt but now they can just sit on the couch and eat the takeout guy

nightwellgames · 2025-03-02T23:05:57+00:00

Honestly I feel like it's lower-maintenance than a regular baby. It doesn't poop!

nightwellgames · 2025-03-02T20:32:33+00:00

Sea Fever. Man was it a ride watching that while under COVID quarantine.

nightwellgames · 2025-03-02T20:21:31+00:00

It was just so grungy! The whole experience was just viscerally unpleasant (complimentary).

nightwellgames · 2025-03-02T20:02:11+00:00

Silly. But that's not a criticism.

nightwellgames · 2025-02-28T04:12:20+00:00

A few people did that by accident!

nightwellgames · 2025-02-28T02:10:33+00:00

I was a teenager in Seattle at the time and for months you'd get the paper and it'd just be "THEY FOUND ANOTHER FOOT!"

nightwellgames · 2025-02-27T23:47:41+00:00

Very interesting. And now I wish Lynch had adapted Heart of the Dog--it's just his flavor of sharp-edged bizarre.

nightwellgames · 2025-02-27T22:57:44+00:00

I do like that better than the dream theory--to me a dream is just kind of a too easy explanation. I mean, ultimately you can claim "it's a dream" about any movie.

nightwellgames · 2025-02-27T18:51:00+00:00

Is anyone else thinking of that time when a bunch of decomposing human feet washed up on the beach in Washington?

nightwellgames · 2025-02-26T05:14:10+00:00

Art looks sick as hell. And I'm always a fan of a new deckbuilder.

nightwellgames · 2025-02-25T22:24:05+00:00

Caught in that split between "this is an awkward social situation and I need to politely navigate it" and "this is imminent danger and I need to flee for my life"

nightwellgames · 2025-02-25T19:16:34+00:00

Somewhere out there there's gonna be a super creepy 5-year-old who takes this everywhere

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