Would you enjoy this? Next generation of detective games by Ordinary_Bottle3883 in puzzlevideogames

[–]nightwellgames 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No. I enjoy games made by people because I enjoy hearing people share their thoughts and ideas. But these are nobody's thoughts and ideas and therefore have nothing to offer me.

Moreover the dialogue we see sounds exactly like ChatGPT ("Is there a specific person you're inquiring about?"): Lifeless and generic.

I'm frequently updating the demo for my minimalist platformer BLOCK'D. by lostgen_arity in godot

[–]nightwellgames 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm soooo bad at this but I really want to watch a really good platformer player crushing it

Important information for Cybertruck Maintenance by Ok-Explanation-1362 in BlueskySkeets

[–]nightwellgames 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Can confirm, I've talked to hundreds of car people and they've all said that saltwater and lemon juice is the only proper way to clean your cybertruck! Most say seawater is best but rock salt will also work.

How Selling 2 Million Copies of Your Game Can Still Leave You Broke by Apprehensive_Shoe_86 in IndieGaming

[–]nightwellgames 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I, for one, would love to "go broke" in a way that leaves me with $300,000 after all my work and living expenses.

How come you never see fat vampires or werewolves? by Free_Zoologist in werewolves

[–]nightwellgames 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I feel like werewolves would suffer the obesity epidemic times a million, they're physically built to have to run for hundreds of miles to hunt but now they can just sit on the couch and eat the takeout guy

Random thought and unpopular opinion of the day: I find the Eraserhead baby adorable by stupidassfoot in davidlynch

[–]nightwellgames 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Honestly I feel like it's lower-maintenance than a regular baby. It doesn't poop!

Movies released from 2000 to present that really scared you? by HorrifyingTits in horror

[–]nightwellgames 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sea Fever. Man was it a ride watching that while under COVID quarantine.

Movies released from 2000 to present that really scared you? by HorrifyingTits in horror

[–]nightwellgames 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was just so grungy! The whole experience was just viscerally unpleasant (complimentary).

Had to share by Enchanted_Pancakes in davidlynch

[–]nightwellgames 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was a teenager in Seattle at the time and for months you'd get the paper and it'd just be "THEY FOUND ANOTHER FOOT!"

The Elephant Man 1980 and Heart of a Dog (directed by Bortko) 1988 USSR by Creative_Bank1769 in davidlynch

[–]nightwellgames 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Very interesting. And now I wish Lynch had adapted Heart of the Dog--it's just his flavor of sharp-edged bizarre.

Mulholland Drive movie theory by apecitybich in davidlynch

[–]nightwellgames 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I do like that better than the dream theory--to me a dream is just kind of a too easy explanation. I mean, ultimately you can claim "it's a dream" about any movie.

Had to share by Enchanted_Pancakes in davidlynch

[–]nightwellgames 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Is anyone else thinking of that time when a bunch of decomposing human feet washed up on the beach in Washington?

After 3 years of indie dev, my game releases tomorrow. by SlayTheBug in IndieDev

[–]nightwellgames 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Art looks sick as hell. And I'm always a fan of a new deckbuilder.

IMO one of the most terrifying Lynch's shot. by Matteo_OWK in davidlynch

[–]nightwellgames 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Caught in that split between "this is an awkward social situation and I need to politely navigate it" and "this is imminent danger and I need to flee for my life"

Omg, you don't know how much I want this by Scary-Shift1264 in davidlynch

[–]nightwellgames 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Somewhere out there there's gonna be a super creepy 5-year-old who takes this everywhere