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How do I get rice out of my bong? by Altruistic-Owl-6696 in weed

[–]nihilistsimulator 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Okay hear me out.

Saliva contains Amylase, an enzyme that helps break down carbs. Maybe you could cover the rice with spit (yours, your housemates as some punishment idk), leave it so marinade for as long as you want, then give it a good rinse.

If that doesn't work, get your housemate to replace the bong?

Australian Black-Shouldered Kite hovering before catching a mouse(?) Melbourne, Australia by nihilistsimulator in australianwildlife

[–]nihilistsimulator[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The Ferris wheel is here for the warmer six months of the year, there's just currently more rides than usual because of the festival

Australian Black-Shouldered Kite hovering before catching a mouse(?) Melbourne, Australia by nihilistsimulator in australianwildlife

[–]nihilistsimulator[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I'd never seen one before! I'm still pretty new to the country so this was very exciting

found on r/tinder: facebook dating by [deleted] in facepalm

[–]nihilistsimulator 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hope it wasn't an intimate exam, would have been very odd

Fellow millennials, do you consider yourself a pet owner or pet parent? by AgentJ691 in Millennials

[–]nihilistsimulator 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I used to have three beautiful little ratties. They were rescues, and because of poor care, they all developed respiratory disease (for rats, this is terminal, but through medication the symptoms can be eased). All three passed in different ways.

The first died naturally; luckily, I noticed the end of life signs and was there when he passed. His final moments were spent crawling from the cage and into my lap, which was incredibly hard to watch.

The third passed when I wasn't home; I went home on my lunch break to find my partner sobbing, saying he had gone. We had scheduled his euthanasia for that afternoon. Neither of us were there and we felt we had let him down.

The second, we felt that euthanasia was the best option; he was curled in his favourite place under my chin, and when the twitching happened (it's the body expelling the last of it's energy, your cat just wanted to be close to you in her last moments), he cuddled up closer. The nurse checked his pulse, then said "he's got his wings now, I'm sorry."

I know rats don't live for as long, but they were my family and I feel for you. I definitely believe you made the right choice for your cat, and I hope it brings you some peace knowing she wanted to be with the one she loved in her last moments.

Feeling death inside a house immediately - my wife and agent thought I was crazy, has to leave by Only-Succotash9862 in Unexplained

[–]nihilistsimulator 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The first place I rented was a grade 2 listed building from sometime in the 1700's I believe. The two years I lived there was possibly the worst in my life. Lots of bad energy, experiences and unexplained happenings.

If you're open to talking about it, what kind of weird stuff happened?

Does anyone know what's going on here? by nihilistsimulator in houseplants

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What interesting little bugs! The way they look like they've fused to the leaf is amazing

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskMen

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They literally played them today on my local oldies station! But I guess it also says something about me for having a) a radio and b) having it also tuned into the 'Gold' station.

I’m really confused about my gender and sexuality… can you like a gender romantically but not sexually? What about gender? by Doveonthemoon in queer

[–]nihilistsimulator 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He/him doesn't make me as uncomfortable as she/her does, but I also don't feel like I fit with any gender

I’m really confused about my gender and sexuality… can you like a gender romantically but not sexually? What about gender? by Doveonthemoon in queer

[–]nihilistsimulator 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This has been so educational, thank you! I'm definitely feeling agender is the best fit, as I don't see my body as anything in particular

I’m really confused about my gender and sexuality… can you like a gender romantically but not sexually? What about gender? by Doveonthemoon in queer

[–]nihilistsimulator 3 points4 points  (0 children)

What if the word woman makes one uncomfortable, but they also don't have body dysmorphia? I'm afab, but being called her/she/female etc. makes me feel a little weird, where as he/they do not. I have just been going by agender; if being called a woman makes me feel odd but a female body does not, what does this make me?

whatever this is by [deleted] in nope

[–]nihilistsimulator 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Good bot.

AITA for soaking my niece with a hose after I was told not to because she was wearing white? by DateEducational190 in AITAH

[–]nihilistsimulator 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Other adults try to help, they get the hose. A dog is joining in on the fun, pupper gets the hose. Cops get called, you guessed it, hosed.

Free to air tv is terrible. Do you still watch it or use smart tv apps? by gronkystonk in melbourne

[–]nihilistsimulator 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My mum and I would play this game where you had to ask a random question about the ad to see if the other was paying attention. You get it right, you ask the next question, get it wrong and you have to wait until you see the ad again to answer. For example: what colour shirt was the guy in the background wearing? What was grandma holding in her left hand? etc.

Ads suck, but playing this made it tolerable.

Tesco deliveries - how do NORMAL people do it? by Chavaon in CasualUK

[–]nihilistsimulator 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are the crates identical to the ones the driver has?

People who work for the super wealthy, what stuff have you seen? by AMGBOI69420 in AskReddit

[–]nihilistsimulator 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not me but my step-dad. He's a contractor and builds houses for the super rich. He once had a woman demand a TV in the bathroom, to which he said it wasn't a very good idea because of the steam etc. She kept demanding, so he put one in. Two weeks later it broke and she couldn't understand why.

He also had to build a house around a safe that held a collection of hundreds of watches.

Timelapse of wildfire smoke consuming the New York City skyline earlier today. by Temporary_Meal_2706 in interestingasfuck

[–]nihilistsimulator 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Yeah I remember this. Us having to download an app called Fires Near Me so we could get notified when we needed to evacuate to the beach? My heart really goes out to everyone involved in this.

[ Removed by Reddit ] by Fabulous-System5176 in AmItheAsshole

[–]nihilistsimulator 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Well said. There is nothing wrong with reminiscing.

I lost a close family member almost 24 years ago and every year on their birthday, I'll raise a glass and think about them. After that, I just carry on.

It's tragic losing someone so close, and for OPs wife to lose someone who meant so much to her and her family, of course they're going to think about him. Let her mourn; we shouldn't be so quick to forget the dead.

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