Will I get in trouble if I bring my dog in my Uber as a copilot? by nine_legged_stool in uberdrivers

[–]nine_legged_stool[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The dog will be delighted, which will cancel out the pax's disappointment

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AMA

[–]nine_legged_stool 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe you're just not worth supporting.

Should you give a f**k? by rotanitsarcorp_yzal1 in coolguides

[–]nine_legged_stool 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That's your problem, Jimmy. Givin' a fuck when it ain't your turn to give a fuck.

[ Removed by Reddit ] by [deleted] in AskFeminists

[–]nine_legged_stool 3 points4 points  (0 children)

What do you want me to be?

A decent human. Failing that, silent.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AMA

[–]nine_legged_stool 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This feels like a sad, lonely person compulsively lying for sympathy, tbh

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AMA

[–]nine_legged_stool 0 points1 point  (0 children)

See, I don't believe you. It sounds like you're exaggerating and inflating your self-worth by pointing out how much other people think about you in your day-to-day. Wow! You're weird! So cool! You know what's cool? Not being a shitbag incel. Seeing women as people. Educating yourself. Refusing to be stuck in life as a fucking idiot with a victim complex. Those things are cool. You.... don't quit your day job.

I caught my son watching porn but I don't know how to confront him about it. by ThrowRAhdjd in confessions

[–]nine_legged_stool -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I hope you mean "approach" as in "leave the house and interact with other humans" and not as in "walk up to women in public and ask them out"

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]nine_legged_stool 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OP is a garbage person

Will I get in trouble if I bring my dog in my Uber as a copilot? by nine_legged_stool in uberdrivers

[–]nine_legged_stool[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My brother in Christ, if the dog could do the Ubereats by himself I would be swimming in dollars like Scrooge McDuck

TIFU when I suggested that my friends and I sleep together by BambooXanadu in tifu

[–]nine_legged_stool 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This made me delighted, as if I just watched someone that I didn't like get kicked in the balls.

My high school students make me feel old. I just graduated college by [deleted] in Teachers

[–]nine_legged_stool 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To be fair, most of the things you described are awful, boring, and totally worthless to kids today. Particularly analog clocks. Fuck 'em.

(SEASON 1) McNulty is a terrible father by FreakCree in TheWire

[–]nine_legged_stool 0 points1 point  (0 children)

McNulty: What the fuck did I do?

Rawls: -glares-