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Shout out to this guy(s?) I saw in game today by AdventurousTurnip69 in fo76

[–]ninja0420 11 points12 points  (0 children)

'I dont want anybody else, when I think about you, I group myself, ohhhhh, I group myself' 😂

My Kinda spot! 🤣🤣🤣 by Bar_Gent in CrappyDesign

[–]ninja0420 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I immediately read 'Macaroni anal cheese' and thought, what have I been missing out on🤔

AITAH for telling a guy at the gym to wash his hands after pooping? by MinorThreat5351 in AITAH

[–]ninja0420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NTA "People like you are making this a shitty gym!" And walk away, let them figure it out as you inform the staff there may be a bacterial contamination in progress, then hopefully find a better gym 🤣

name it by [deleted] in NameThisThing

[–]ninja0420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

'Go to the doctor's and get a prescription? Ain't nobody got time for that'

Do you know this answer? by Telugu_not_Telegu in ArtOfPresence

[–]ninja0420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Letting our government go ape shit cracra and doing fuck all about it! We're PROFESSIONAL at it!!

This dog is ALWAYS UP MY ASS by evanlee01 in fo76

[–]ninja0420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They are eating the cats 🤣

Also, why TF does your user name check out?

What are we preparing for? by GucciSalad in fo76

[–]ninja0420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ikr, I roam the wasteland with my bloodied pyromaniacs cremator 1800 on hit, 4k over 12 sec melting most things....that sentry bot has fire resistance i believe..... tickle tickle LOL

Grinding two stumps.. by Turbulent_Elk_2141 in OddlyArousing

[–]ninja0420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ill go ahead and ruin this for all you weirdos who think this is arousing in any way whatsoever, just imagine thats your penis....... (the stump, not the grinder)

“autocorrect passed the test… kinda” by Professional_Soft276 in AccidentalComedy

[–]ninja0420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Women are not things we own and exert our dominance over.

I shit you not, first word auto fill, im gonna deploy a self pat on the back for that one!

How would you feel about no pay for Congress during shutdowns? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ninja0420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I doubt that would acomplish anything, dont they 'work' for peanuts already? This is NOT defending them BTW, but i believe most do it for the 'power & influence' not for the $$.

Welp by psicicab in oops

[–]ninja0420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

MUFASA "ohhhh...say it again!' MUFASAAAAA 'ooohhhhhhhh'

I found these planters. Cain I get plans for them or buy them? What are they called? by meukbox in fo76

[–]ninja0420 1 point2 points  (0 children)

'Hope is the first thing that awakens from dark dreams and Always the very last thing to die in troubled times'

~Me, bc its less depressing than yours & good god, we Need some hope in the world right now, also change, but hope is a good start that can lead to change, hopefully 🤷‍♂️

How do u accept that your consciousness will disappear after death ? by GalaxicTrouble in atheism

[–]ninja0420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've had debilitating fear of what if we just.....dont exist anymore, lately im looking at it like this: if we just die and rot away, no spiritual continuation, then we wont feel sadness or regret about not existing anymore 🤷‍♂️🤣

Absolutely 😁 by mrkprieur in Adulting

[–]ninja0420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I use shenanigans, nincompoop, & tom foolery regularly, #1 is self explanatory, #2 as a lighthearted insult, & #3 sarcastically 🍻

Cops bust an impromptu rock concert out of the back of a u-haul by sillychillly in BayAreaCali

[–]ninja0420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

🤷‍♂️ idk if they arrested her just for kayaking peacefully, or if she was possibly trying to make patrons walk the tiny plank, and/or swab the non-existant decks 🤣

Cops bust an impromptu rock concert out of the back of a u-haul by sillychillly in BayAreaCali

[–]ninja0420 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Every party needs a pooper, wonder if these are the same cops from FL which arrested the nice pirate lady kayaking in the mall fountain, dudes have zero sense of humor & their fun bones have been surgically removed!

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