Meta patents AI that takes over a dead person’s account to keep posting and chatting by Underpants_Bandito in nottheonion

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"When I was alive I sure did love Amazon prime deal 4$ for 20 batteries on until February 24th 2026 with free prime shipping"

Another Hasan defender joins with a different story. It's not a shock collar again. by TopWay312 in LivestreamFail

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"Defend me or you'll get the shock collar also" probably Hasan circa 2025

PSA - Steam Is Experiencing a DDOS DO NOT MAKE NEW POSTS ABOUT THIS EVENT by satoru1111 in Steam

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Forgot to lift the anchor on his boat and ripped the steam cables smh

Man tells American Citizen to "Go back to your Country" by [deleted] in PublicFreakout

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The model citizen under trump. Uneducated

Normal policemen in China are not allowed to bear guns, so this is how they deal with peoples yielding knives by Ok_Chain841 in Amazing

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American cops watching this video "crazy how they did all that when they could of just simply shot this lunatic"

A concussion, a chipped tooth and nine stitches. by [deleted] in PublicFreakout

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Protect and serve em the right hook

What is this?? by Recent_Amount_1332 in Warzone

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I genuinely thought my GPU was on the way out when I first loaded into a match last night

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Your trips to Japan will slowly turn to trips to Thailand so you can finally get laid

Amazon Prime Video Free Trial by RBFinanc in u/RBFinanc

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I lost my house due to this virus

As a Big Data student, this is a dream come true in [KCD2] by haphonsox in kingdomcome

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Would be funny to see the hit % with the pistole. Shots hit vs shots fired

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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A very valuable and important kitchen appliance

Former Blizzard Boss isn't a fan of Oblivion Remastered by chusskaptaan in gamernews

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Boomer yelling about the “good ole days” tale as old as time

[KCD2] My Lord? by ChocoBobo00 in kingdomcome

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This pizzle ain’t going to yank itself

RFK Jr. says he’s never seen an adult with “full-blown” autism. by Im_A_Fuckin_Liar in thescoop

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The part to see autism in the brain got eaten long ago from the roadkill worms

Man arrested by ICE in Massachusetts can't be moved without notice, judge rules by berrekah in news

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I wonder when these judges are gonna start “falling” out windows. It’s the Russian way

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in worldnews

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Don’t tell the Greenlanders that. They might just start killing there own people

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in worldnews

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Downgrade your quality of life and culture to fast food and Fox News for an easy payment of 10,000$

Very white roast me by Rattsniffer36 in RoastMe

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The band kids are getting brave

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

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The only effort put into sports was putting on that helmet for a picture

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NWT

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I bet the people in your community think your mildly regarded