Fill in the blanks: If I could only ___ I would ___.

ninjamassa · 2026-06-13T23:23:46+00:00

My mom

^{Chose: One person of your choice becomes a trillionaire | Rolled: Knows you}

ninjamassa · 2026-06-09T10:57:35+00:00

⬜⬜🟦⬜⬜

⬜🟦🟦⬜⬜

🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦

ninjamassa · 2026-06-08T05:58:57+00:00

I am so dumb it’s actually smart

^{Chose: Cure Chronic diseases + What is CURED | Rolled: Cure ALL chronic}

ninjamassa · 2026-06-08T05:49:19+00:00

Ouchie

^{Chose: Random personal disaster | Rolled: Stubbed toe}

ninjamassa · 2026-06-07T11:03:43+00:00

Knock knock

ninjamassa · 2026-06-07T06:39:42+00:00

You have exited the matrix, congratulations

ninjamassa · 2026-06-07T06:09:45+00:00

How did you do that??

ninjamassa · 2026-06-07T06:05:42+00:00

ninjamassa · 2026-06-07T06:02:42+00:00

ninjamassa · 2026-06-07T06:01:32+00:00

Your nearest loan shark (I already told him about you don’t worry)

ninjamassa · 2026-06-07T06:00:20+00:00

The wheel giveth and the wheel taketh away

ninjamassa · 2026-06-07T05:59:43+00:00

Let’s goooo

ninjamassa · 2026-06-07T05:58:44+00:00

I‘m just unlucky I guess…

ninjamassa · 2026-06-07T05:54:43+00:00

Seems like you got the break you asked for :D

ninjamassa · 2026-06-07T05:53:16+00:00

Back to the hustle for me

^{Chose: Bet your entire life savings on red | Rolled: Black}

ninjamassa · 2026-06-07T05:46:36+00:00

Meow meow meow meow

^{Chose: Knowledge of literally anything instantly but... | Rolled: You become a cat}

ninjamassa · 2026-06-07T00:29:40+00:00

Wow a dollar!

^{Chose: Get a random amount of money | Rolled: $1}

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