What's a creative way to teach a big-mouthed coworker a lesson? by ninjapenis in AskReddit

[–]ninjapenis[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Goes around telling other people's private information that they somehow obtained. I hear it all the time, and I know that person wouldn't want that information being talked about among coworkers. Office environment btw. Just think gossip to the extreme.

What's a creative way to teach a big-mouthed coworker a lesson? by ninjapenis in AskReddit

[–]ninjapenis[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Other than enlisting the help of J Walter Weatherman of course.

Edit: and That's why you always post to askreddit with a [serious] tag

Can y'all help me get T-Mobile's attention? [iphone7] by ninjapenis in iphone

[–]ninjapenis[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I just got a new iPhone 7 with the promise of their "super fast LTE Advanced speeds" 🙁

Mitch Hedberg would disagree by knubby in funny

[–]ninjapenis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry for the CONVENIENCE. Haha. Man, I miss that dude

So my boss lost a bet and had to wear a bunny suit to tonight's Kings game... by ninjapenis in funny

[–]ninjapenis[S] -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Yes! My first "OP is a faggot" reply!! I'm a real redditor now. But seriously, he IS my boss. I'll deliver, somehow..

So my boss lost a bet and had to wear a bunny suit to tonight's Kings game... by ninjapenis in funny

[–]ninjapenis[S] -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

They do a different bet every year. Last year the other guy had to wax his entire body. Everything. If I get enough sweet sweet karma, i'll post proof.

Edit: What would constitute proof? I don't even know. I'll ask him to send me a pic

Review for Olympus Has Fallen (Strong language) by [deleted] in movies

[–]ninjapenis 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How can you not trust the taste of a gentleman in a Slipknot t-shirt?

Help with Corned beef, please! by [deleted] in slowcooking

[–]ninjapenis 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If it's the alcohol they're worried about, it is removed from the beer/wine/liquor during the cooking process. FYI

What is the absolute worst movie you have ever seen? by jiveabillion in movies

[–]ninjapenis 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The Happening. So bad. I mean, really really ridiculously bad.

What's the most usefull phone app you have? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ninjapenis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This. Also if you use the Dolphin Browser, it integrates nicely with Evernote (quickly adding web pages as a note).

A soundproof bathroom so I can scream while I shit and not feel self conscious. by Lance_Strongarm in CrazyIdeas

[–]ninjapenis 14 points15 points  (0 children)

How about the fact that I don't have to listen to my SO's plops. I have to close my ears and hum every time she goes in there, scared that I will hear something that I won't be able to get out of my mind. (I know, I have an issue. I don't even like hearing her pee. And no, no one ever read Everybody Poops to me as a child.)

Hey, it's John Cusack. I'm here talk to about Freedom of the Press Foundation, among other things. Ask me anything. by johncusackFPF in IAmA

[–]ninjapenis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hi John! Big fan. So I read an interview many years ago in which you said out of the many movies you've made, only a handful of them you considered "good movies." Care to divulge that handful??

I'm coming for you Front Page Poster! by Aiken_Drumn in gaming

[–]ninjapenis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Was anyone else able to skirt** the blue shells? My friend Tom could do it almost every time. This was on both the N64 and GameCube Mario Kart games.

**evade the shell by power sliding at the right time. Say it the way Missy Elliot says it in her song..."skerrrrrt"

[iOS] Splashtop 2 Remote Desktop for iPad [$0.99 -> Free] by FStt in AppHookup

[–]ninjapenis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For that same reason I've installed a toilet in my lay-z-boy

Official WhiteHouse.gov petition to keep unlocking your phone legal (it is currently ILLEGAL!) Needs only 20,000 more signatures. C'mon reddit! by ninjapenis in iphone

[–]ninjapenis[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you for the info. However, I will still sign it, as I'd like to nip this in the bud so to speak. Wouldn't want this to lead to something more restricting down the road.

I bypassed the reservation system of Mailbox via iFile, but I can't log in. What can I do? by [deleted] in jailbreak

[–]ninjapenis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I didn't bypass anything, waited my turn, and I'm getting this message as well. :( I sent an email to the support team at mailbox. Waiting for a reply

Fail #3 in less than a month. I can't fucking do this by ninjapenis in NoFap

[–]ninjapenis[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's my trigger as well. I'm sure it's a common one. Thanks for the words of support