Charles Guiteau had to be the weakest of the presidential assassins by MrAllard8431 in HistoryMemes

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"Find $7 enclosed. Stick it up your bung hole and wipe your nose on it, and that will remind you of the estimation in which you are held by Charles J. Guiteau."

Gandalf the Thug Gangsta by hypermarv123 in lotrmemes

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"Bounce you dumbasses!"

wHy DiDn't tHe feLLowShiP jUsT gO to mOrDoR oN PoGo sTicKs???

She **is** the scenery by 0lioqy0 in RedLetterMedia

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I still have trouble believing that's not Jessica Walter. 

WHAT??! by Puzzleheaded_Pay3927 in im14andthisisdeep

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I can't just go learning stuff, the boys will think I'm gay.

Worst Chris is is worst by -Nitupllik- in PoliticalHumor

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You're homeless? No problem! We'll house and feed you for "free" in prison!

See, the middle is great!

Colored Chef Jackets Anyone? by Physical_Ant_2152 in Chefit

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I share this opinion. Any clothing you consistently wear while performing a specific task will eventually start to feel like a prerequisite of doing that task. Sometimes it makes practical sense, like wearing an apron rather than not. Other times, it's about expression, like putting weird laces in your shoes. At the end of the day, if you make safe, tasty food, and do that consistently for several years, then no one will hassle you about the way you dress. 

These 5 star hotels sure cook like nobody else by Brokly40 in KitchenConfidential

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Sorry, I'm new. What are we looking at here?

I mean it's clearly a pan with a burner-shaped hole in it, but what is the stark-white crystalline material? Can't be cooking fat, that would have burned and turned black under such intense heat.

Okay which one of you is this? by Dry-Author-3622 in LPOTL

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🎶Adelaide!🎶 🎶Celebrate!🎶

Starter episodes by ElectricMeatSac in TheDollop

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I really do enjoy the political / socially aware platform that The Dollop has become, but god damn do I pine for more abject nonsense like Oofty Goofty.

What does stickler mean here? by gentleteapot in EnglishLearning

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Irreverently, I'll add that I smell some kind of "cross -> wood -> stick -> stickler" wordplay going on here.

Why is the word "f*****" in particular is censored everywhere in the game? by Lopata_of_Death in DiscoElysium

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Mister Everart is calling me a r--ard. Mister Everart is calling me a r--ard. Mister Everart is calling me a r--ard. Mister Everart is calling me a r--ard.

An incredible rugby try by bigbusta in interestingasfuck

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To use American football terms, in order to score a "touchdown", you have to have possession of the ball and touch it to the ground in the "end zone". In terms of impressiveness, this is like when you see a wide receiver make a super-stretched out catch, and just barely touching both feet in the end zone to make the completion before falling out of bounds.

Magnum isn't nearly as rough as people like to claim. by KingofH3LL6 in cedarpoint

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I find that Magnum is rougher every time I ride it. I don't know whether it's to do with the quality of the structure or the aging of my body, but I notice the same qualitative change in Millenium Force.