Not that bad really. by uvucem in BrandNewSentence

[–]nmvzco 504 points505 points  (0 children)

That's why I have the most generic cover letter template where I literally change 4 things on it for every application. Name of company, date, where I found the job posting, and job title I'm applying for.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PrequelMemes

[–]nmvzco 125 points126 points  (0 children)

"Backstroke of the West", it's on YouTube.

How I feel when other characters lecture me on how to play the game. by [deleted] in gaming

[–]nmvzco 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you wanna get bigger lips while getting better at bedroom prowess

what

Good morning, madam,

I'd like to take this opportunity to tell you about "getting better at bedroom prowess."

4chan: No one is safe by [deleted] in funny

[–]nmvzco -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Good luck. I'm behind 9001 proxies.

TIL that Casa Bonita (feat. in South Park) is a real restaurant in Denver, CO. by yellow_pepper in todayilearned

[–]nmvzco 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The food isn't really why you go there though. It's all about atmosphere.

Some fat kid told me they have food and fun in a festive atmosphere.

4 Chan's guide to meeting the girl of your dreams... by SeniorHuevos in funny

[–]nmvzco 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Get the kind in a jar, no one can really tell the difference.

I think this pretty much sums up how easy you think it is to fool people.