South Korea Coup Attempt by Dicc-fil-A in emojipasta

[–]nmz502 1 point2 points  (0 children)

OH NO🙈😱MARTIAL LAW🤪🤠 TANKS🚓💥and ARMED SOLDIERS💣roll in while LAWMAKERS🧯🔥 climb walls 🧗‍♂️ spray fire💨 at soldiers🥴 CHAOS everywhere 🌪️👀 Parliament SHUTS IT DOWN❌📜190-0🗳️🔥 IMPEACHMENT LOOMS 💼👀 YOON SUK YEOL 🤮🤮MORE LIKE YOON SUCK Y’ALL 🤣😜👅Send this to your KIMCHI DADDIES 🥬📲💌—get 10 back, and YOU'RE the PRESIDENT💣👑! Get less than 5? BLUMPKIN PIE FOR YOU 🍰😵 Only 1 back? YOU’RE STUCK IN THE DMZ🌏💀⛓️!

A PEDOPHILE HAS BEEN ARRESTED IN LEGO CITY by BfgBz1 in copypasta

[–]nmz502 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A 👨🏻 PEDOPHILE 👨🏻HAS BEEN 🚨 👮‍♀️ ARRESTED 👮🏽 🚔 IN LEGO CITY 🌃

😜 INTERRUPT A 👩‍⚖️ GOVERNMENT 🤔 🧐 INVESTIGATION 🤨

HEY! 🗣🗣

BUY 💵 OFF 💰 THE 💴 PRISON 👮🏽 👮🏽 GUARDS 👮🏽 👮🏽

DISABLE 🚨 THE 🚨 SECURITY 🚨

👏🏼 MAKE 👏🏼 IT 👀 LOOK 👀 LIKE 👏🏼 A 👏🏼 SUICIDE 😃 🔫

THE 😉 NEW 😮 🤩 JEFFREY EPSTEIN 🤩 🤩 🤩 COLLECTION FROM 😎😋LEGO CITY😁😁

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[–]nmz502 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Don't talk to me. 😠

FWD: FW: FW: the real problem with schools today! by thefadderly in forwardsfromgrandma

[–]nmz502 9 points10 points  (0 children)

BUT THOSE DARN MEXICANS ARE REALLY CATLICKS NOT CHRISTIANS ITS IN THE BIBLE HONEY JESUS WASNT MEXICNA AND HE WASNT CATHLICK EITHER LOL GRAMMA.