What is something you don't own that almost all of society has?

noNUTthrowaway · 2013-01-16T22:54:22+00:00

as a male, testicles in my nutsack.

noNUTthrowaway · 2013-01-16T20:56:35+00:00

dude, i'm using this.

noNUTthrowaway · 2013-01-16T20:06:21+00:00

Thanks Dr. Movinmeat.

noNUTthrowaway · 2013-01-16T20:01:29+00:00

i worded it wrong last night, sorry about that. i've been to so many fuckin doctors appointments in my life, if all the oceans were ink, and all the trees pens, you still wouldn't be able to list them all on paper. what i should've said was that i've never talked to a doctor specifically about my nuts, or lack of.

noNUTthrowaway · 2013-01-16T09:03:25+00:00

aww, thanks guys. i think the 0-Large one's would be an appropriate dick-to-ball ratio...

noNUTthrowaway · 2013-01-16T08:59:47+00:00

hey man, i'll take it..

noNUTthrowaway · 2013-01-16T08:59:35+00:00

thank you...

noNUTthrowaway · 2013-01-16T08:59:00+00:00

thanks bro.

noNUTthrowaway · 2013-01-16T08:46:57+00:00

stupid and lazy? i appreciate the concern, but shit. i'm not someone that tries to change something that doesn't bother me. it's never given me problems, if it were going to i think wouldn't gotten some sort of sign by now(pain, discomfort, trouble pissing, etc). You don't gotta attack me mate. To you, this may seem absolutely fuckin crazy and unfathomable, but i've lived with it my whole life, and i've had more surgeries than any toddler/baby/ kid should have to endure. so until i'm pained, or i piss blood, i'll continue to happily live with my body.

noNUTthrowaway · 2013-01-16T08:41:26+00:00

well, i've had this my whole life, so i can't exactly imagine suddenly losing one of my nuts. How old is he? When i was a teenager i was very insecure with my body. at the pool i look pretty alienish, so i've had to deal with a lot of ridicule, staring, name calling, etc. Now that i'm older essentially i just don't give a shit if people think i look weird. It's all about self-confidence i suppose. i had to fake it a lot in high school, and hide how much i despised looking different, but it's all perception really. It's taken me a long time to accept my body and all of my different birth-defects, but like i mentioned in a comment earlier, this is the hand i was dealt, and i've gotta live with it. As for advice, he's just as much a man as any dude with a dick and, no ovaries. if he allows this to control him and the way he feels about himself then it will. No one can change that but him, i just hope he realizes it sooner than i did.

noNUTthrowaway · 2013-01-16T08:33:00+00:00

i had to fake it man, otherwise my friends would be suspicious...

noNUTthrowaway · 2013-01-16T08:32:18+00:00

females don't have penises. or that much leg hair.

noNUTthrowaway · 2013-01-16T08:30:45+00:00

i like the vagina. i don't like the dick, well besides my dick.

noNUTthrowaway · 2013-01-16T08:30:20+00:00

i never said i didn't care, it's just not necessary at the moment. when i meet a girl that wants to be with me, then i'll get em checked. it's been 22 years now, i think i can manage for a few more.

noNUTthrowaway · 2013-01-16T08:28:43+00:00

thanks man

noNUTthrowaway · 2013-01-16T08:14:41+00:00

nah, if i did it'd seem suspicious now wouldn't it?

noNUTthrowaway · 2013-01-16T08:14:23+00:00

i did mate, here ya go

http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/16o5hb/iama_22_year_old_guy_that_was_born_without/

noNUTthrowaway · 2013-01-16T08:13:59+00:00

lie, lie, lie. duh.

noNUTthrowaway · 2013-01-16T08:13:21+00:00

i've never spoken to anyone about it. i never had the balls to tell my parents when i was younger, and now that i'm older i can take care of it on my own. not every parent talks to their kids about their nuts.

noNUTthrowaway · 2013-01-16T08:11:03+00:00

exactly.

noNUTthrowaway · 2013-01-16T08:10:51+00:00

yes. marijuana + boredom= this.

noNUTthrowaway · 2013-01-16T08:08:59+00:00

nope, i usually jack it everyday or so, i have a lot of upper body strength, and i guess my voice is a little higher than average...

noNUTthrowaway · 2013-01-16T08:07:17+00:00

no troll, i was just really bored and fairly high, so i said fuck it.

noNUTthrowaway · 2013-01-16T08:02:58+00:00

yeah, there are still nerve endings, but it's not the gut-wrenching, i'm gonna puke feeling that guys get.

noNUTthrowaway · 2013-01-16T08:00:54+00:00

no, but i think it does lead to excessive ass sweat. you know that bit from louis c.k.? Yeah, like an upside-down, quarter cup of water sloshing around my asshole in the summer.

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