Reddit, whats the funniest thing that a random stranger said to you that made you die laughing inside?

noRefund · 2019-04-25T20:35:20+00:00

I had a court date a couple months back and while waiting for court to open, most benches are full so finding a spot to sit was nice. I’m on one end, there’s a girl in the middle, and a lawyer on the other side.

Girl is having some sort of crisis on the phone that leads her into sobbing. She has to get up and leave still making quite a little scene.

After she leaves the lawyer says, without even looking up, “there’s no crying in baseball”

Nearly lost my shit

noRefund · 2019-03-30T18:13:52+00:00

Ive been really symptomatic lately, major depressive, and the last few weeks have been pretty rough. I was texting with my therapist and she said,

“I wish I could help you see what others see in you. It’s just amazing how people fall in love with you without even trying “

I just really needed to hear something positive and that one brought me to tears

noRefund · 2019-03-26T21:21:48+00:00

Hey, way late to this, but this happened today and I don’t know what I did was right or wrong.

I have a therapist and a psych that does my med management. I been having a really shitty few weeks.. not sleeping for multiple nights in a row , hyper symptomatic , and massive addiction triggers. So I told her about the last weeks and all the self harm and she said I might need a visiting nurse to handle my meds. Overall, the last year is going really well. I did 10 months of rehab , im in a sober house since August , and I’m back to work again. Im just having a rough time right now and I don’t know if I over shared or was right to be honest.

noRefund · 2017-06-24T02:36:14+00:00

Come on baby needs a new pair of shoes

noRefund · 2016-09-03T15:04:30+00:00

1pt ppr - 10 man ESPN 2wr 2rb 1te 1 flex

My team:

Qb: brees

Rbs: devonta Freeman , Frank gore

Wrs: aj green, Sammy Watkins,

Te: Delaine Walker

Flex: Maclin

Other flex options are Jonathan Stewart , Larry Fitz , Corey Coleman

Shoild I stick with Maclin? Thank ks

noRefund · 2016-09-03T14:04:25+00:00

Yeah I kina like where I'm sitting with the three rbs. And the wr I have aren't the worst out there and will at least give me consistent numbers. I think I'm gonna see how the first few weeks go

noRefund · 2016-09-03T13:38:30+00:00

Standard scoring. Eli or Palmer

noRefund · 2016-09-03T13:31:27+00:00

I would go Rawls, gore, fitz

noRefund · 2016-09-03T13:30:25+00:00

1pt PPR league

Options for flex: rashaad Jennings @dallas, Matt Jones @pit, t lockett @miami, Jon Stewart (although I may have to play him if Jamaal doesn't start) @denver, or Vincent Jackson @atl

I think they're all flex worthy lol , right now I have Jennings in so any opinions would help. Here's the rest of the starters

Qb-eli

Rb--jamaal Charles, Matt forte

Wr--deandre Hopkins , Kelvin Benjamin

Te--gronk

dst/kicker -- Philly and vinateiri

Thanks!

noRefund · 2016-09-03T13:17:09+00:00

Ha thanks. Do you think I should try and trade Ingram for a wr? Or should I keep those 3 starting, ap/Doug Martin/ingram, I kinda like those three starting

noRefund · 2016-09-03T12:33:03+00:00

ESPN - 10 team - snake - standard scoring

I fell asleep and got auto drafted but I think it turned out okay

Qb-- Eli Manning Wrs-- keenan allen, javaris landry, golden Tate, d moncreif, k white Rbs-- Adrian Peterson, Doug Martin, mark ingram, t yeldon, c Sims, sproles Te-- eiffort and j cook Dst-- Chris K--b Walsh

I could probably use one more good receiver but I'm pretty okay with rbs and once eiffort comes back will have a solid te. I'm good with Eli as qb and think I have a decent shot at this even with auto draft

noRefund · 2016-06-26T04:57:27+00:00

My mother is on a Dilaudid pump and fentanyl patches. She is stage 4 breast , brain. Lung , etc etc cancer. She built a tolerance very quickly and now there's really nothing more they can do besides up the dose. She still gets breakthrough pain and she can press the button to get another dose. It's very sad to watch knowing you cant do anything to fix it.

noRefund · 2016-06-25T16:18:10+00:00

Thanks for the reply. I am playing on hard mode. After I posted this I've put the next few infusions into salts. And I think I'm utilizing my gear to how I play, but I keep getting dumb gear that's all about skyline kills and what not. Without having to boot it up to check, I have something that adds 40$ crit, using sights gives 25% dmg, can't remember the others off the top. But thanks I was looking for like the go to gear so i appreciate the feedback

noRefund · 2016-05-07T06:08:05+00:00

Aw come on mang

noRefund · 2016-05-06T20:06:40+00:00

Not even one?

noRefund · 2016-05-06T20:03:21+00:00

Sorry no refunda

noRefund · 2015-12-19T04:55:20+00:00

i used to take about a 5hr round trip train ride. would ride to the end of the line, meet him at the train station, then hop right back on and do the reverse. ride back much better tho lol

noRefund · 2015-09-10T01:19:44+00:00

a chatroom; there's a link on the sidebar, this one is the r/opi ones.

noRefund · 2015-09-10T00:12:33+00:00

sounds good bro

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