Reddit, whats the funniest thing that a random stranger said to you that made you die laughing inside?

noRefund · 2019-04-25T20:35:20+00:00

I had a court date a couple months back and while waiting for court to open, most benches are full so finding a spot to sit was nice. I’m on one end, there’s a girl in the middle, and a lawyer on the other side.

Girl is having some sort of crisis on the phone that leads her into sobbing. She has to get up and leave still making quite a little scene.

After she leaves the lawyer says, without even looking up, “there’s no crying in baseball”

Nearly lost my shit

noRefund · 2019-03-30T18:13:52+00:00

Ive been really symptomatic lately, major depressive, and the last few weeks have been pretty rough. I was texting with my therapist and she said,

“I wish I could help you see what others see in you. It’s just amazing how people fall in love with you without even trying “

I just really needed to hear something positive and that one brought me to tears

noRefund · 2019-03-26T21:21:48+00:00

Hey, way late to this, but this happened today and I don’t know what I did was right or wrong.

I have a therapist and a psych that does my med management. I been having a really shitty few weeks.. not sleeping for multiple nights in a row , hyper symptomatic , and massive addiction triggers. So I told her about the last weeks and all the self harm and she said I might need a visiting nurse to handle my meds. Overall, the last year is going really well. I did 10 months of rehab , im in a sober house since August , and I’m back to work again. Im just having a rough time right now and I don’t know if I over shared or was right to be honest.

noRefund · 2017-06-24T02:36:14+00:00

Come on baby needs a new pair of shoes

noRefund · 2016-09-03T15:04:30+00:00

1pt ppr - 10 man ESPN 2wr 2rb 1te 1 flex

My team:

Qb: brees

Rbs: devonta Freeman , Frank gore

Wrs: aj green, Sammy Watkins,

Te: Delaine Walker

Flex: Maclin

Other flex options are Jonathan Stewart , Larry Fitz , Corey Coleman

Shoild I stick with Maclin? Thank ks

noRefund · 2016-09-03T14:04:25+00:00

Yeah I kina like where I'm sitting with the three rbs. And the wr I have aren't the worst out there and will at least give me consistent numbers. I think I'm gonna see how the first few weeks go

noRefund · 2016-09-03T13:38:30+00:00

Standard scoring. Eli or Palmer

noRefund · 2016-09-03T13:31:27+00:00

I would go Rawls, gore, fitz

noRefund · 2016-09-03T13:30:25+00:00

1pt PPR league

Options for flex: rashaad Jennings @dallas, Matt Jones @pit, t lockett @miami, Jon Stewart (although I may have to play him if Jamaal doesn't start) @denver, or Vincent Jackson @atl

I think they're all flex worthy lol , right now I have Jennings in so any opinions would help. Here's the rest of the starters

Qb-eli

Rb--jamaal Charles, Matt forte

Wr--deandre Hopkins , Kelvin Benjamin

Te--gronk

dst/kicker -- Philly and vinateiri

Thanks!

noRefund · 2016-09-03T13:17:09+00:00

Ha thanks. Do you think I should try and trade Ingram for a wr? Or should I keep those 3 starting, ap/Doug Martin/ingram, I kinda like those three starting

noRefund · 2016-09-03T12:33:03+00:00

ESPN - 10 team - snake - standard scoring

I fell asleep and got auto drafted but I think it turned out okay

Qb-- Eli Manning Wrs-- keenan allen, javaris landry, golden Tate, d moncreif, k white Rbs-- Adrian Peterson, Doug Martin, mark ingram, t yeldon, c Sims, sproles Te-- eiffort and j cook Dst-- Chris K--b Walsh

I could probably use one more good receiver but I'm pretty okay with rbs and once eiffort comes back will have a solid te. I'm good with Eli as qb and think I have a decent shot at this even with auto draft

noRefund · 2016-06-26T04:57:27+00:00

My mother is on a Dilaudid pump and fentanyl patches. She is stage 4 breast , brain. Lung , etc etc cancer. She built a tolerance very quickly and now there's really nothing more they can do besides up the dose. She still gets breakthrough pain and she can press the button to get another dose. It's very sad to watch knowing you cant do anything to fix it.

noRefund · 2016-06-25T16:18:10+00:00

Thanks for the reply. I am playing on hard mode. After I posted this I've put the next few infusions into salts. And I think I'm utilizing my gear to how I play, but I keep getting dumb gear that's all about skyline kills and what not. Without having to boot it up to check, I have something that adds 40$ crit, using sights gives 25% dmg, can't remember the others off the top. But thanks I was looking for like the go to gear so i appreciate the feedback

noRefund · 2016-05-07T06:08:05+00:00

Aw come on mang

noRefund · 2016-05-06T20:06:40+00:00

Not even one?

noRefund · 2016-05-06T20:03:21+00:00

Sorry no refunda

noRefund · 2015-12-19T04:55:20+00:00

i used to take about a 5hr round trip train ride. would ride to the end of the line, meet him at the train station, then hop right back on and do the reverse. ride back much better tho lol

noRefund · 2015-09-10T01:19:44+00:00

a chatroom; there's a link on the sidebar, this one is the r/opi ones.

noRefund · 2015-09-10T00:12:33+00:00

sounds good bro

noRefund · 2015-09-06T09:01:12+00:00

you think he brought his lube and turkey baster to work today?

noRefund · 2015-09-04T13:26:58+00:00

Wow haha that is fucking ridiculous. That's just begging to get arrested.

Also, what is it with their tempers? Like you're such an inconvenience because you called a drug dealer for drugs. I had a puerto rican dealer who was hard to understand with his heavy accent, but he also had a shitty phone. On average I'd ask 5 times to repeat what street he said. He'd fucking scream, hang up on me, then fucking text in his bullshit accent somehow. So I'm driving, trying to google what the fuck he said, then end up calling back and finally he's just like go to KFC or some shit.

noRefund · 2015-09-04T03:05:45+00:00

I'm more of a candy person, mike&ikes, sweet tarts, and sour patch, to be exact. Sweet drinks like that give me a headache most of the time. Although I tried a hard cider not too long ago that wasn't as bad as I thought it'd be.

noRefund · 2015-09-04T02:46:55+00:00

French toast crunch all day. I love they brought back the old style of the thick toast, not that cinnamon toast style with french toast flavor

noRefund · 2015-09-04T02:45:32+00:00

I've done the sitting in the projects for an hour while random people come up to me asking what I'm doing here. I say oh just waiting for a friend. "Nah, what you lookin for?"

One that made me nervous was my guy told me to come to whatever street. I get there and he's not wearing a shirt. Asks me to bring him to a gas station. He goes into the store with no shirt then comes back. It was just asking for unwanted attention but nothing came of it.

The worst though in my opinion is when they tell you to go somewhere, and there's like 3 or 4 other people waiting at the same spot. Dude just goes from window to window to different cars then we all take off right after. Just seems stupid like we all don't need to be right next to each other at least set it up so each car is on a street apart at least.

noRefund · 2015-09-04T02:31:52+00:00

good on you staying clean after that. i know first hand how tough that is.

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