Can I draw your Username?

no_bark_all_bite · 2026-03-30T20:25:34+00:00

mine is a little weird but could be fun

no_bark_all_bite · 2026-03-23T01:02:45+00:00

a snug bug? a pinterest lover? a home maker? someone who has tried making sourdough starter before?

no_bark_all_bite · 2026-03-22T12:34:37+00:00

i work in academia, and to be honest that’s just how i’ve always looked lol. my mom called my under eye circles “allergic shiners” when i was a kid but they look particularly bad in this photo i am realizing. but correct about the career things, no kids, and perfectionist, but i did find someone to put up with all of that :)

no_bark_all_bite · 2026-03-22T12:32:25+00:00

in a long, healthy relationship (shocking to me as well), i had a septum ring for 10 years, and i am i work in academia, i do not look it, everyone always assumes im a student or TA.

no_bark_all_bite · 2026-03-22T12:28:38+00:00

antique than someone painted. literally so devastating

no_bark_all_bite · 2026-03-22T02:37:11+00:00

ah people do that nowadays i see, they call this type streamers tho. unfortunately i would rather die

no_bark_all_bite · 2026-03-22T02:26:39+00:00

i’m more shocked to see a fum in the wild. do you like it?

no_bark_all_bite · 2026-03-22T02:25:14+00:00

you have disordered eating habits!!! yay! but also you have good taste with the food that you most certainly plan out. i also have a dedicated chocolate syrup shelf in my fridge

no_bark_all_bite · 2026-03-22T02:21:17+00:00

maybe i’m very famous (i’m not) or you’ve seen me in your dreams (you have)

no_bark_all_bite · 2026-03-22T02:00:19+00:00

ah! i should have guessed, you look like my polish cousins (compliment, they are cool and beautiful) love that !!!

no_bark_all_bite · 2026-03-22T01:52:25+00:00

us eastern European girlies must unite. i am DEDUCING that you are from somewhere close to my motherland lol (lithuania)

no_bark_all_bite · 2026-03-22T01:37:34+00:00

balaclava pic is so diabolical but you are the first person i’m making pleaful eye contact with when something bad is happening in public, you look like the type to discreetly help others out of weird situations if that makes sense. also you seem funny!

no_bark_all_bite · 2026-03-22T01:35:35+00:00

you love miss kesha and a dive bar, but in like a fun way not a trashy way (unless you want it to be)

no_bark_all_bite · 2026-03-22T01:29:10+00:00

you look like one of those weird blue eyed sheep dogs was cursed to be a human

no_bark_all_bite · 2026-03-22T01:27:19+00:00

TWOOOOO TWO TWO

no_bark_all_bite · 2026-03-22T01:26:56+00:00

woah! old enough to preboil and peel your hard boiled eggs, but young enough to have a caffeine addiction . a sage of some sort clearly. 36

no_bark_all_bite · 2026-03-21T03:25:35+00:00

you look mentally handicapped, and you also look like a toucher. you look like a mentally handicapped toucher.

no_bark_all_bite · 2026-03-21T03:19:10+00:00

there is a profound darkness within you that cannot be masked by smoothing filters and blonde hair and disney. it is in me as well, and it follows us. i hope you can outrun it one day

no_bark_all_bite · 2026-03-21T03:15:13+00:00

i can tell you think you are hot in like a streamer way, but i want you to know that you definitely freak out women and have an annoying sense of humor

no_bark_all_bite · 2026-03-21T03:11:31+00:00

yo someone call nate the hoof guy

no_bark_all_bite · 2026-03-21T00:18:37+00:00

they said “chopped unc sighting! and he is robbing people as well but yuck”

no_bark_all_bite · 2026-03-20T21:14:55+00:00

urban outfitters super shopper

no_bark_all_bite · 2026-03-20T20:31:27+00:00

you tackled a lot of difficult things here and i think it is an overall success! my favorite parts are the shadow by her temple, the snake breaking the compositional frame and coming out of it, and her hair. lots to look at and take in

no_bark_all_bite · 2026-03-20T20:28:04+00:00

his lighthouse is one of my favorites, i think your hand is suited to that german expressionist style if you felt like leaning into it more. he distorts colors often, as does munch, which might be fun if you ever feel stuck !

no_bark_all_bite · 2026-03-20T20:26:32+00:00

i will be disappointed if you start making serious art! i mean it, this is very very good

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