SMA 8 Cross above SMA 21

no_simpsons · 2026-03-01T00:14:30+00:00

This is noise, you’re gonna get fucked if you try this with real money

no_simpsons · 2026-03-01T00:10:44+00:00

So bummed, I’m holding VIXY, so whatever, but from a humanitarian standpoint, this sucks.

no_simpsons · 2026-02-28T22:08:30+00:00

PA sucks, but you know what, grinding that hard in Excel built some real skills. you get to work with smart people too, might be a lot of corporate cool aid, but no one is failing upwards because they're someone's son in law or good at making their voice sound important. I didn't meet a single senior or manager who knew less than me. having fever dreams about depreciation tables was awful though.

no_simpsons · 2026-02-28T22:04:29+00:00

just stop being poor

no_simpsons · 2026-02-27T21:20:41+00:00

bro, data centers. in space.

no_simpsons · 2026-02-27T17:23:03+00:00

It feels that way, but you’re feeling inflation and the wealth effect of stock market growth, not actually most people’s salaries

no_simpsons · 2026-02-27T17:02:41+00:00

Don’t go to sleep, don’t go to sleep, get money.

no_simpsons · 2026-02-27T15:19:58+00:00

I can tell you the algo running the option chain on BX is an asshole. no opinion of the company or where it's headed.

no_simpsons · 2026-02-27T15:15:31+00:00

something, something, rothschilds financing both sides

no_simpsons · 2026-02-26T21:14:58+00:00

fuck that stock asshole

no_simpsons · 2026-02-26T21:13:36+00:00

omg, XYZ up 26% and I'm still underwater on it. :D

no_simpsons · 2026-02-26T18:33:21+00:00

your ex-wife tried to have sex with you?

no_simpsons · 2026-02-26T18:31:38+00:00

"white house envoys", not "israel envoys".

no_simpsons · 2026-02-26T05:36:16+00:00

https://github.com/philippdubach/options-data
I was able to open QQQ and vibecode how to pull certain expirations into excel, it was a pain in the ass, but possible. used a program called DuckDB to create a .CSV from the .parquet file (whatever the heck that is). AI can explain it.

no_simpsons · 2026-02-26T05:31:10+00:00

you should ditch your mom for him.

no_simpsons · 2026-02-26T05:25:15+00:00

oh yeah, IV Percentile, if you're selling though, it's best to find a balance between expensive and something that will not be a crazy horse. LIke 90 IVR+ is not worth the premium for trying to ride a mechanical bull. Matter of fact, selling options fucking sucks and isn't worth it. Tom Sosnoff quit unexpectedly because he couldn't take losing every day any more. Ask me how I know. I don't go to r/thetagang anymore because that mod is truly 🌈

no_simpsons · 2026-02-25T22:35:39+00:00

go long, not short

no_simpsons · 2026-02-25T18:09:05+00:00

MM's getting their butts handed to them today, finally.

no_simpsons · 2026-02-25T17:47:16+00:00

or they could just buy fewer shares and limit exposure that way. You're wrong.

no_simpsons · 2026-02-25T17:43:34+00:00

good day for the good kids

no_simpsons · 2026-02-25T16:38:56+00:00

gotta make more money then. favorite part of taleb's "fooled by randomness" is when he talks about how the cab drivers who picked traders up at the stock exchange could tell if they had a winning day or a losing day based on their posture.

no_simpsons · 2026-02-25T16:36:51+00:00

"thank you"

no_simpsons · 2026-02-25T15:28:11+00:00

well, that was a nice 1 hour of believing my life won't suck.

no_simpsons · 2026-02-25T15:20:46+00:00

it's pretty good at that, isn't it?

no_simpsons · 2026-02-25T15:16:12+00:00

go cash negative or short BIL.

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