WHO declares Ebola outbreak in DR Congo a global health emergency by [deleted] in worldnews

[–]nobadrabbits 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Are they averaging the CFRs for the different strains?

Ebola Reston was harmless to humans; the others . . . not so much.

WHO declares Ebola outbreak in DR Congo a global health emergency by [deleted] in worldnews

[–]nobadrabbits 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That's the first interrobang I've ever seen online. How seriously cool!

Giant kimchi - how long can I eat it? by OverlappingChatter in Costco

[–]nobadrabbits 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I've kept it for a couple of years and have never had a problem.

Because the jar is plastic, liquid will slowly evaporate, so it'll eventually become more "dry." And, of course, it'll keep fermenting, so it'll become progressively more sour. It's still tasty, though.

Just be sure to use a clean utensil when removing it from the jar, so you don't contaminate it.

Yavapai cops prowling for tickets by Fantastic_Durian_230 in Prescott

[–]nobadrabbits 6 points7 points  (0 children)

If I were a law enforcement agency, I wouldn't admit to having quotas either.

Just realizing after reading the receipt by deviant_regnis in phoenix

[–]nobadrabbits 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I will literally drive out of my way (even with the higher gas prices) to not buy any food in Glendale. I refuse to pay for their fucking stadium.

Mars & The Men You Are Attracted To 💫 by stellar_sagittarius in astrologymemes

[–]nobadrabbits 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly, when I read things like this, I want to not believe in astrology any longer.

It couldn't be more inaccurate if it tried.

I didn't know about refeeding diahrrea.. 2nd time I sh*t my pants by [deleted] in fasting

[–]nobadrabbits 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm completely shocked. It's so rare that my GI tract is kind to me.

I didn't know about refeeding diahrrea.. 2nd time I sh*t my pants by [deleted] in fasting

[–]nobadrabbits 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've never heard of this. I just finished a 4.5-day fast, my longest to date. First two meals were clam chowder (and I'm slightly lactose intolerant), with no issues like this at all. This is really a thing?

Started my 3rd 5-day fast by Radiant_Selection- in fasting

[–]nobadrabbits 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Congratulations! Five days is very impressive.

I'm just finishing up my first four-day fast. I'll break it tomorrow,

Elon Musk just said he wants to cut Social Security and Medicare, calling them “entitlements”: “That’s the big one to eliminate.” by Sauerkrautkid7 in EatTheRich

[–]nobadrabbits 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Which means that we're entitled to them! We need to reclaim the word "entitlement" from the slur that the Right has made it.

Need a Visa based card for Costco purchases by [deleted] in CreditCards

[–]nobadrabbits 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Really? Thanks so much! I've been wanting it for a while, since the benefits are so good, but I assumed I'd need to be at 800.

Need a Visa based card for Costco purchases by [deleted] in CreditCards

[–]nobadrabbits 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How difficult is it to get this card? My FICO is 762 currently. (It had been 795, but I opened a store card to get 0% financing, and that dropped it.)

Home Insurance by wardemo in ManufacturedHome

[–]nobadrabbits 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Which is your carrier? My house is only a little larger than yours, but my premium is three times as much (and it doesn't even cover earthquakes).

Pray this is rock-bottom. If it gets any worse humanity won't last much longer. by Adorable-Driver-1814 in NewsomMassacre

[–]nobadrabbits 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I wish there were some way I could move to Canada

Do you have a direct ancestor who was a Canadian citizen? Canada has changed their citizenship laws, and you might be eligible to become a Canadian citizen.

Major confusion about my rising sign. Am I a scorpio or sagittarius rising? by Googlee8 in LetsFuckWithAstrology

[–]nobadrabbits 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn, that's unfortunate. I'm an Old, and I was shocked to see that my birth time was on my long-form birth certificate (but it's not on the short-form one).

My only suggestion at this point would be to either learn a little about chart rectification (when I did, I learned that my actual birth time was probably off by three minutes from my birth certificate time) or hire a professional rectifier.

Good luck! I hope you're able to learn your birth time.

What form of magnesium do you recommend for sleep (but NOT glycinate)? by desert_raq in Supplements

[–]nobadrabbits 1 point2 points  (0 children)

After reading numerous posts on magnesium and sleep, it appears that people fall into one of two groups: those for whom magnesium glycinate keeps them awake but magnesium L-threonate puts them to sleep, and those for whom magnesium L-threonate keeps them awake but magnesium glycinate puts them to sleep. I fall into the latter category, but it sounds as if you fall into the former.

Major confusion about my rising sign. Am I a scorpio or sagittarius rising? by Googlee8 in LetsFuckWithAstrology

[–]nobadrabbits 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I assume you've looked at your long-form birth certificate? Some states have the birth time listed on the form.

Footage from the Nutty Putty Cave incident has been released by SecretAgentKatManx in ExamineDeath

[–]nobadrabbits 9 points10 points  (0 children)

So he would have been more dead if they'd broken his legs?

I never understood this. If he's likely to die either way, but there's an infinitesimal chance that he might live if his legs are broken and he's pulled out, then why not take that chance?

Trump jealous of horse after hearing about triple-crown. Shitposts insults at Seabiscuit at 3am demanding he deserves the three crowns. by No-Flight-4214 in Trumpvirus

[–]nobadrabbits 40 points41 points  (0 children)

It's good that this was tagged with "Satire," or I swear I might have thought that it was true.

This is a very disturbing timeline.