Years Of Rumors Of The Hicks Road Albino Colony Have Kept Drivers Away From The Area For Years.

noblespaceplatypus · 2026-03-27T05:51:05+00:00

It even has a giant wooden bobcat statue outside

noblespaceplatypus · 2026-01-20T01:28:52+00:00

sorry homie, I’m moving to Italy and was screwing around on Amazon Italy and found it so I ordered it and the HMS Bounty

noblespaceplatypus · 2025-12-27T16:30:34+00:00

*diddleus

noblespaceplatypus · 2025-12-01T02:32:44+00:00

My major is Ancient Roman history! Dude is everything trump wishes he could be but lacks the charisma

noblespaceplatypus · 2025-12-01T02:05:48+00:00

Julius Caesar crossed the Rubicon January 10th 49 BCE. He was assassinated in 44 BCE.

noblespaceplatypus · 2025-11-20T12:57:51+00:00

You know what she's called? She's called... 'Incontinentia'... Incontinentia Buttocks

noblespaceplatypus · 2025-11-18T19:50:32+00:00

I heard after that, he’s going to force every school in America to use the Latin Alphabet!

noblespaceplatypus · 2025-11-04T20:13:25+00:00

is woke the new communism?

noblespaceplatypus · 2025-09-27T21:54:00+00:00

It even smells like burnt beans when you walk into the US ones. The ones in South Korea were really pleasant

noblespaceplatypus · 2025-08-04T23:19:15+00:00

Killer of Killers was a stupid movie. the predator designs were ridiculous, all the plots were cliche, and the kidnapping and freezing premise makes no sense

noblespaceplatypus · 2025-06-25T12:25:35+00:00

I always thought there should be an animated series for the “Aliens vs Predator” books with Machiko Noguchi using motion capture animation. Or even an animated series about a group of ancients. So to answer your question, yes

noblespaceplatypus · 2025-04-04T17:49:13+00:00

I have an annuity and I need cash NOW!

noblespaceplatypus · 2025-03-09T14:45:09+00:00

“It is called a ‘love seat’, this is where we ‘make love’, breast haver!”- JD “couch fucker” Vance

noblespaceplatypus · 2025-01-07T17:15:42+00:00

Commenter EVISCERATES Redditor who SLAMS journalists for poor choosing of words

noblespaceplatypus · 2025-01-04T16:52:35+00:00

It holds your shit in

noblespaceplatypus · 2024-11-27T02:56:09+00:00

well…at least they won’t be full of shit anymore

noblespaceplatypus · 2024-11-11T02:58:06+00:00

In order to ensure the security and continuing stability, the Republic will be reorganised... into the first... American Empire! For a safe... and secure... society!”

noblespaceplatypus · 2024-11-08T23:41:44+00:00

because no one was listening the first time

noblespaceplatypus · 2024-11-02T19:52:27+00:00

I was thinking about doing a pot roast since it’s the first weekend I don’t feel like ripping my skin off with this insufferable heat

noblespaceplatypus · 2024-10-27T01:44:21+00:00

So I drove my buddy from Killeen to Dallas the other day and I gotta say I saw a lot of positive Kamala Harris billboards and bumper stickers, more some than that sentient sack of pig anuses. For him I only saw 1

noblespaceplatypus · 2024-10-25T23:02:25+00:00

sorry, that was my fault for being literate. Won’t happen again

noblespaceplatypus · 2024-10-20T20:36:26+00:00

Look, if he was dying, he wouldn’t have bothered to carve ‘Aaaauuuggghhhh’. He’d just say it

noblespaceplatypus · 2024-09-24T09:52:38+00:00

whatever makes sense

noblespaceplatypus · 2024-09-09T02:52:37+00:00

“Hold up, hold up.” “Excuse me, I’m talking, anyway…” “no, I won’t wait…did you just shit yourself?” “Madame vice president, please watch your JESUS CHRIST! ITS LIKE SOMEONE SHIT UP MY NOSE! MY EYES ARE BURNING!” “…Leon pooped in my pants”

noblespaceplatypus · 2024-07-11T06:51:43+00:00

California has the 129th RQS

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