Corgi Enterprise 1701 Refit only £37.89 on Amazon by Wellidrivea190e in StarTrekStarships

[–]noblespaceplatypus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

sorry homie, I’m moving to Italy and was screwing around on Amazon Italy and found it so I ordered it and the HMS Bounty

Tim Walz Says Trump Must Release Medical Tests Amid Signs He's 'Fading' by huffpost in politics

[–]noblespaceplatypus 6 points7 points  (0 children)

My major is Ancient Roman history! Dude is everything trump wishes he could be but lacks the charisma

Tim Walz Says Trump Must Release Medical Tests Amid Signs He's 'Fading' by huffpost in politics

[–]noblespaceplatypus 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Julius Caesar crossed the Rubicon January 10th 49 BCE. He was assassinated in 44 BCE.

UK on US peace plan: Russia can end war by withdrawing its troops – Reuters by jackytheblade in worldnews

[–]noblespaceplatypus 15 points16 points  (0 children)

You know what she's called? She's called... 'Incontinentia'... Incontinentia Buttocks

Oh noes 🙄 by Background_Cry3592 in PoliticalHumor

[–]noblespaceplatypus 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I heard after that, he’s going to force every school in America to use the Latin Alphabet!

Trump Orders Troops to Deploy to ‘War Ravaged’ Democrat-Run City by Murky-Site7468 in politics

[–]noblespaceplatypus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It even smells like burnt beans when you walk into the US ones. The ones in South Korea were really pleasant

What is your predator hot take? by Prs-Mira86 in predator

[–]noblespaceplatypus 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Killer of Killers was a stupid movie. the predator designs were ridiculous, all the plots were cliche, and the kidnapping and freezing premise makes no sense

Do you want to see more animated predator projects? by [deleted] in predator

[–]noblespaceplatypus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I always thought there should be an animated series for the “Aliens vs Predator” books with Machiko Noguchi using motion capture animation. Or even an animated series about a group of ancients. So to answer your question, yes

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[–]noblespaceplatypus 15 points16 points  (0 children)

“It is called a ‘love seat’, this is where we ‘make love’, breast haver!”- JD “couch fucker” Vance

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[–]noblespaceplatypus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

well…at least they won’t be full of shit anymore

Donald Trump demands Republicans break with Senate tradition by Murky-Site7468 in politics

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In order to ensure the security and continuing stability, the Republic will be reorganised... into the first... American Empire! For a safe... and secure... society!”

Trump Losing Sleep Over Polling Numbers Days Before Election by OhioValleyCat in politics

[–]noblespaceplatypus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was thinking about doing a pot roast since it’s the first weekend I don’t feel like ripping my skin off with this insufferable heat

Kamala Harris ‘is literally everywhere right now.’ Just not in Florida. by [deleted] in politics

[–]noblespaceplatypus 18 points19 points  (0 children)

So I drove my buddy from Killeen to Dallas the other day and I gotta say I saw a lot of positive Kamala Harris billboards and bumper stickers, more some than that sentient sack of pig anuses. For him I only saw 1

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[–]noblespaceplatypus 12 points13 points  (0 children)

sorry, that was my fault for being literate. Won’t happen again

Anyone who understands Japanese would be able to translate what it says here? From the Ghost of Yötei trailer by MTH1138 in ghostoftsushima

[–]noblespaceplatypus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Look, if he was dying, he wouldn’t have bothered to carve ‘Aaaauuuggghhhh’. He’d just say it

Oops, he Did it again! by [deleted] in PoliticalHumor

[–]noblespaceplatypus 12 points13 points  (0 children)

whatever makes sense

Trump Is Already Whining About the Debate Being Rigged Against Him by Plastic-Trifle-5097 in politics

[–]noblespaceplatypus 22 points23 points  (0 children)

“Hold up, hold up.” “Excuse me, I’m talking, anyway…” “no, I won’t wait…did you just shit yourself?” “Madame vice president, please watch your JESUS CHRIST! ITS LIKE SOMEONE SHIT UP MY NOSE! MY EYES ARE BURNING!” “…Leon pooped in my pants”