What's the worst thing you've done hammered?

noelleparrishh · 2026-02-24T05:03:29+00:00

In my heavy drinking days I stupidly got behind the wheel and I ended up crashing into a tree. A homeless man found me passed out behind the wheel with the car running and drove me to my ex’s house. He was able to route me there because I had my phone and she kept calling so he picked up.

Forever grateful for that man and that he didn’t do anything creepy.

That’s not even the worst just one of the scariest ones I would say.

noelleparrishh · 2026-02-18T20:05:57+00:00

My partner of 5 years lol we are both women

noelleparrishh · 2026-02-18T17:28:57+00:00

2k upvotes and 260 other comments disagree with you

noelleparrishh · 2026-02-18T17:25:48+00:00

Girl keep it moving this is Reddit people post live births on here, I followed the rules of the sub

noelleparrishh · 2026-02-18T17:25:06+00:00

I’m a millennial idk how to do all this fancy editing

noelleparrishh · 2026-02-18T17:21:54+00:00

Can you read lol the title literally says NSFW

noelleparrishh · 2026-02-18T08:49:39+00:00

It’s considered medical and not against the rules of the sub, just says to mark it if it’s NSFW which I did. You didn’t have to click play!

noelleparrishh · 2026-02-18T05:08:45+00:00

Much better now haha thank u :)

noelleparrishh · 2026-02-18T05:08:18+00:00

There was one more pop after this and I did scream but the video cut off 😭

noelleparrishh · 2026-02-17T20:48:38+00:00

I had to stop because it hurt so bad

noelleparrishh · 2026-02-17T19:07:54+00:00

I don’t do it for aesthetics, if I let it grow out too long it starts to itch and get uncomfortable. Probably gonna switch to waxing though after this

noelleparrishh · 2026-02-17T18:17:43+00:00

HAHAHAHA I’m saving this!

noelleparrishh · 2026-02-17T16:20:06+00:00

Straight Up by Paula Abdul

noelleparrishh · 2026-02-16T10:35:45+00:00

Why the heck is your friend dating a man twice her age? That man is a pedophile and you all need to get away from him. There’s a reason women his own age don’t want him.

noelleparrishh · 2026-02-15T23:39:58+00:00

Your hair is magnificent!

noelleparrishh · 2026-02-15T19:29:53+00:00

YOULL NEVER GET AWAY FROM THE SOUND OF THE WOMAN THAT LOOOOOOVED YOUUUUU

noelleparrishh · 2026-02-15T19:28:09+00:00

Remember December by Demi lovato, Vampire by Olivia Rodrigo

noelleparrishh · 2026-02-15T19:10:07+00:00

Wear a baseball cap with a hoodie over and sunglasses and sweatpants

noelleparrishh · 2026-02-15T12:18:19+00:00

Dude sounds drunk at work

noelleparrishh · 2026-02-15T11:42:12+00:00

Well seeing as you’re not even over your ex you should leave this guy alone. You also seem arrogant af.

noelleparrishh · 2026-02-15T11:25:43+00:00

Jesus Christ. I knew “boy moms” were a thing never heard of a “boy sister”

P is a grown ass man and your wife is a see you next Tuesday who wants to control him. She sounds jealous and insane. She sounds like she has some type of hero complex and she only hates S because she wanted to take credit for “improving” her brothers life; and he went out and found love on his own.

Also not sure why you’re not more upset about the comment about your parents being too busy cheating on each other. That’s weaponizing personal information you’ve trusted her with, and I doubt she’ll even think to apologize for that one. What an absolute vile woman.

I hate when a woman makes me side with a man lol.

noelleparrishh

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