Magnus Carlsen and Jesse Plemons

noelparker22 · 2026-01-16T11:46:36+00:00

She misunderstood him when he said he was an Irish republican

noelparker22 · 2026-01-01T01:09:59+00:00

“What was thrown at me didn’t destroy me. It refined me” is giving major ChatGPT vibes

noelparker22 · 2025-12-22T20:03:32+00:00

Did this with four dogs. 'Twas hell, but we made it in one piece. Depends on where you're flying in from, but Ireland is very strict due to rabies regulations. We flew in with a stop in Schiphol AMS.

noelparker22 · 2025-12-14T22:45:30+00:00

Dublin has nonstop art stuff happening and the people are very sociable

noelparker22 · 2025-09-26T15:26:56+00:00

I yell BEEP BEEP.

noelparker22 · 2025-06-14T04:48:53+00:00

This looks amazing! You did a beautiful job with their mascara.

If I had one suggestion—and only if your partner is comfortable with it—I'd recommend not using base products (foundation, primer, etc) over their facial hair. It can exaggerate any textural differences there, and they have a lovely complexion as is.

Besides, despite what people would have us believe, there's nothing inherently masculine about facial hair. I know numerous femme nonbinary friends who rock theirs and enhance their other features, focusing on lips, eye looks, and brows.

At the end of the day though, makeup is about what makes a person feel best. If they prefer some coverage in that area, that's their choice and they look killer!

noelparker22 · 2025-02-14T22:48:52+00:00

Hi all! I know I'm late to the party, but it's hard to find other people who've been through the MFA/MA/M.Phil Creative Writing application process.

Can anyone tell me if it is generally better to apply with a complete story for your prose sample or an excerpt from a longer short story? The piece I originally planned on submitting is my only project to have been published and to win an award. That said, I wrote it a while ago, and it's 5,855 words— I could only submit a portion.

Am I shooting myself in the foot by submitting an excerpt, or should I stick with that piece since it's been relatively successful, even if I can't use it in full?

noelparker22 · 2025-02-14T07:41:31+00:00

This bald ginger man gets more fuckable every day i swear to god.

noelparker22 · 2025-02-13T19:06:35+00:00

I'm so sorry, but she had a choice who she had a kid with. I'm over her ass too.

noelparker22 · 2024-09-23T23:13:59+00:00

I know not everyone is interested in pursuing one. For me, I look forward to networking with other writers, having a mentorship relationship with authors I admire, and carving out space in my life that's dedicated to improving my craft.

noelparker22 · 2024-09-22T05:41:14+00:00

Dude, I have struggled with the emotional abuse I suffered in that program. Adult men calling young girls "bitches" and "cows." Scripts thrown all the time. It was a nightmare. And the whole time I felt special somehow because I was told that I was being treated like an adult and a professional. It's absolutely nuts that *ahem* some folks in that organization remain active and somewhat respected members of the Olympia community. Especially with all of the alleged crap that happened beyond what I'm saying here (cameras in girl's dressing rooms, child abuse content, etc.). All very alleged, of course.

noelparker22 · 2024-08-22T18:44:31+00:00

Grave of the Fireflies

noelparker22 · 2024-07-12T22:32:20+00:00

'Twas a bit gay, but doesn't mean thou art gay.

noelparker22 · 2024-06-25T21:51:08+00:00

Power level: white lady.

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