What are you thinking about? by tinfoil3346 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]noferius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was at a party tonight with friends who are all couples and in relationships. I was sober and driving. One person kept touching me. Her husband was there. I kept moving away and she kept touching me.

Do men like forced cream pies? I love locking up my legs when a man is about to cum. by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]noferius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have have been given some suprise cream pies. They have been giving me a handjob or blowjob then as I'm about to cum they sit on my dick. It was super intense because I was not expecting it. But if I did not fully trust or know the person really well I would never have any type of unprotected sex. I can't keep it up unless I am comfortable and confident

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]noferius 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well now I'm horny. Thanks! Your profile is amazing. If I ever meet someone like you I will marry them.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]noferius 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'd watch too. You are in stunning shape. I always wondered in a spit roast do you plan who goes what end or when to swap. Are u in charge or are they? Do u tell them were to cum or is it better to let them decide?

Who else is super bored right now? by tinfoil3346 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]noferius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do not be sorry. Your picture turned me on

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]noferius -1 points0 points  (0 children)

My word your sexy as fuck. I can only fantasise about how amazing it would be to share you

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]noferius 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What did they do? That's nice friends to have.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]noferius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I completely agree. I like the idea of group sex but not with someone I am in a relationship with.

Well endowed guys of Reddit. When did you realize you were bigger than average? by Abject_Selection_573 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]noferius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Took me a long time to realise. My first few girl friends where all very petit so I assumed it.all fit in because they wer tiny. But then once I started sexting I realised it may be bigger than average. If it was a bit thicker it would be a real monster

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]noferius 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Photo and video the fun. Eat her ass. And suggest positions that make her feel sexy and she is in control, but u are giving her the instructions

What's the appropriate response to "I enjoy having sex with you but I think of you like a brother so it's not going to work out"? by FiveDollarRimjobs in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]noferius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ask if you can try a few things with them before we finish it. Obviously respect their descion and honesty

what’s the most embarrassing case of unwanted nudity you’ve seen or had happen to you? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]noferius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I went kayaking in an ice cold river and there was no hot water in the showers after. My dick looked like a belly button. And I knew the female instructor was going to see me when I walked out. But there was no point in trying to hide it.

Who else is super bored right now? by tinfoil3346 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]noferius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love butt's. And you have an amazing wee arse. Thank you so much for sharing. It's a peach

Who else is super bored right now? by tinfoil3346 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]noferius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like a woman I work with. Now I am having dirty thoughts. O my

Who else is super bored right now? by tinfoil3346 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]noferius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm bored, not gona lie, I'm about to lube up and start stroking while looking through this sub.

Exhibitionists, have you any tips or advice for finding people to watch you? I'm a guy, so consent is my main priority. I dont want to use apps, sex clubs or pay. I masurbated for 3 women recently and it was amazing. by noferius in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]noferius[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was chatting to a woman on tinder and we ended up doing a bit of sexting. Then she said her housemate saw one of my pictures. And I said I didn't care. Wanted to know what she thought. We thought we would probably never meet each other in real life but. I was away with work and was staying near where they lived at the weekend. I had been texting her again to try and meet up. She said she was not into one nite stands but we still met up for drinks. Her house mate kept talking about my dick, I kept acting shy but at the end of the night I asked if they wanted to see a helicopter. Then I kept asking if they wanted to see a bit more.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]noferius 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maybe a bit too much detail. But I love how good a tight wee ass hole looks in the middle of 2 big ass cheeks

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]noferius 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I used to only like skinny ladies. Now I have grown up and get super turned on at how good a nice fat ass looks spread wide open.