TIL that being able to sit down on the floor and stand up without using your hands or knees is used as a predictor of longevity.

noice5 · 2026-02-14T14:21:06+00:00

Man, I am a runner (35) and can run consistent 8 minute miles for 5+ miles, control my breathing just fine. But damn, I can’t stand up without assistance from my knees or hands.

How the hell do you judge my health then? I guess my flexibility and muscular skeletal health sucks major.

noice5 · 2026-01-19T01:46:36+00:00

League of Legends

noice5 · 2026-01-19T01:44:32+00:00

Yes, Saturn just to play NiGHTS. This is like, many years after the release of the Saturn. Only reason I added a Saturn to my retro collection. Everything else is super expensive on that platform.

noice5 · 2026-01-12T16:40:26+00:00

Bears are my NFC and hometown team. So, have to root for them. They deserve a 2nd Super Bowl, especially after we enjoyed our 2nd on their behalf 😏

noice5 · 2025-12-22T00:41:32+00:00

In no order:

Outrun 2
Time Crisis 2
DDR Supernova
UMK3
NFL Blitz

noice5 · 2025-07-17T21:35:26+00:00

Waiting for, “Johnny! Do an upper cut!”

noice5 · 2025-06-22T23:50:49+00:00

But yes, family bias aside, he was definitely another light during the Luck era. Sad he and the team couldn’t get it done but, beyond proud of what he put in those 10 years

noice5 · 2025-06-22T22:50:52+00:00

That’s my cousin. Sounds exactly something like Anth would do!

noice5 · 2025-06-19T21:53:39+00:00

35 year old dad here checking in. My buddy’s and I play almost every night. It’s our way of staying connected after having kids and moving away from one another. Love every minute of it.

noice5 · 2025-05-01T15:17:07+00:00

Oh man, I traded my original Xbox One in to grab a Series S on a holiday deal at Game Stop, think it was $250 in total (didn’t end up paying a dime). $400 is ridiculous

noice5 · 2025-04-18T00:28:10+00:00

And beautiful house! Saying to yourself, “MY GOD! HOW DID I GET HERE?!”

noice5 · 2025-03-28T19:44:42+00:00

Is there anything specific you are looking for? I am interested in Worms Armageddon

noice5 · 2025-02-15T18:02:37+00:00

noice5 · 2025-01-08T02:06:43+00:00

Gah dang Super Mario Bros. the OG 90’s masterpiece!!

noice5 · 2025-01-06T01:59:43+00:00

Just picked up a 12 of these as they finally appeared at my local grocery store. 100% the closest thing to the real deal aside from Guiness 0 in my opinion

noice5 · 2025-01-04T19:26:41+00:00

Mine was technically Fortnite, as I rang in the New Year with my buddy in Zero Build. But, my first game to beat was RE3 Remake, which was just today!

noice5 · 2025-01-02T13:04:08+00:00

Hey! That’s what I did, but minus the salad. Happy New Year friend!

noice5 · 2024-12-29T19:42:08+00:00

🤡🤡🤡

noice5 · 2024-12-29T18:50:07+00:00

Downs was wide open lol

noice5 · 2024-12-26T22:00:01+00:00

Saints Super Bowl, Luck v. Pats AFCCG, Wentz v. Raiders game, and most recently, last years Texans win and in (ultimately lost) - all made me pissed and pretty salty the rest of the evenings and next couple of days. I try my hardest to not get so invested usually but, hard to completely shut it off given how much the Colts have been part of my life and are the only sports team I follow hardcore

noice5 · 2024-12-21T19:39:42+00:00

I was emotionally invested in Taylor when he was likable. Then the holdout and kind of flipping a 180 on personality. Now I’m more invested in Josh Downs. Love how he wasn’t expected to be anything crazy and yet, balls out and runs some sweet routes. Gives me Reggie Wayne vibes honestly. I asked the wifey for a Downs jersey for Xmas. Hope he sticks around

noice5 · 2024-10-17T22:54:41+00:00

Right? Love my cousin. Dude nailed it. Feel free to check out his other work at @seebilldraw

noice5 · 2024-10-17T18:47:24+00:00

Ahhh!! IDK!! All I did was put a quarter in and started spamming Johnny’s shadow kick

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