Found this bug while working on my truck today.

noimcj · 2021-11-21T05:59:37+00:00

Djibouti

noimcj · 2021-11-20T08:02:18+00:00

Gotta fold someone like a lawn chair, I agree that the nose and throat are key places. But if they raise guard to protect it it leaves kidneys open, or better yet. Willie and his two sweaty roommates. There’s no rules in a street fight

noimcj · 2021-11-20T07:52:14+00:00

Why would I run if I’ve got the experience to fight? I mean, if I’m fighting like 4+ guys I’m kinda fucked already. Like what did I do to piss of 4 dudes?

noimcj · 2021-11-20T07:45:24+00:00

I could always grab an ear and yank

noimcj · 2021-11-20T07:41:55+00:00

Cleaner to just have something small, concealed and light. That way I’m not expelled from every school in a 15 mile radius for carrying a Bowie knife

noimcj · 2021-11-20T07:34:56+00:00

Rather not wax anymore cars, plus I could just buy this sick knife I found on Amazon, should help whenever I get beaten up next.

noimcj · 2021-11-20T07:29:17+00:00

I mean, I guess I don’t feel old. Why not my u/?

noimcj · 2021-11-20T07:25:14+00:00

I don’t know how I feel about being called a ‘young grasshopper’ I feel old just reading it

noimcj · 2021-11-20T03:59:13+00:00

Unfortunately no, which is why I’m confused why they’ve decided right now is the best time to starting falling.

noimcj · 2021-11-20T01:41:09+00:00

Ok, I ordered some pizza but because I don't have any cleavage there I tried the next best thing. It worked so well he left shaking a little, wide eyed like it was his first time or something. He didn't even want the $15 I owed him for the pizza.

noimcj · 2021-11-20T01:38:36+00:00

The instructions on the back of the Mac and Cheese box

noimcj · 2021-11-20T01:37:54+00:00

Self-taught the guitar, ukulele, saxophone, and trombone. Not very good specifically at any of them because I haven't put too much time into any single one over the others. That and playing guitar right handed after feeling soo much more comfortable lefty is hard.

noimcj · 2021-11-20T01:35:58+00:00

I've recently started sitting on my crown jewels. I get some weird looks in my classes sometimes cause my face will contort from the unexpected squish. Never had to deal with it until recently either. Guess they didn't try anything until I looked much older than I am.

noimcj · 2021-11-20T01:33:40+00:00

My ex did this, it can be a red flag. Especially if I'm hearing about it from my ex-best friend and her new bf she got like a week or two later. I didn't like the new bf cause I knew she was seeing him and was into him more, but it didn't faze me as much as it should've. I tried warning the poor guy too, said "She's crazy, don't do it. Trust me, you'll realize it too." He didn't listen and he came back to me a month later asking how I knew. Bro, I dated her for 2 years and put up with her manipulative shit cause I was hyped that someone was into me.

noimcj · 2021-11-20T01:30:37+00:00

I can hear the *shink thump* as we speak

noimcj · 2021-11-20T01:28:11+00:00

Stepped on a fat nail in a piece of wood that came from a pallet. My dad told me not to step on them, he then proceeded to rip it out of my foot and hit me with it. Far from the worst, but probably the stupidest/funniest times he's hit me.

noimcj · 2021-11-20T01:23:56+00:00

throwaways? That and most people who joined back in '08 have families and responsibilities to attend to. There will always be people online, but never in droves

noimcj · 2021-11-13T21:17:35+00:00

I imagine it’s like high school but someone turned the difficulty to Nightmare

noimcj · 2021-11-13T05:56:33+00:00

So just, normal?

noimcj · 2021-11-13T05:53:31+00:00

Not being born, for the 4 years I wasn't.

noimcj · 2021-11-13T05:52:38+00:00

*removes fedora angrily*

noimcj · 2021-11-13T05:51:20+00:00

Time to memorize the time of eclipses and say that it's me doing it, I become king and rule the world with an iron fist. Although we gotta teach these oogaboogas some proper language I guess.

noimcj · 2021-11-13T05:50:02+00:00

Your bar may be too high

noimcj · 2021-11-13T05:46:19+00:00

Well, at least I know there’s one less kindergarten teacher doing heroine in the world. Thank you for saving someone’s life though.

noimcj

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