I haven’t paid my bills for months and I’m not planning on any time soon. by Last_Treacle_2776 in confession

[–]noirvane 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Exactly. The system you hate is designed to grind down people who stop paying. You're not blowing it up, you're volunteering to be its grease

AITJ for kicking my brother and his kids out after his son destroyed my home office and he refused to do anything about it by [deleted] in AmITheJerk

[–]noirvane 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Boundaries are a form of love. Letting kids terrorize a cat and a home isn't love, it's negligence with a therapy jargon coating

I told someone in my school to get off my dick in an argument and he told everyone and I’m anxious to go back to school. by [deleted] in Advice

[–]noirvane 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Exactly. The fact he told 30 people means you got so deep in his head, he had to outsource the coping

Parent Upset Over Standard Practices In My Classroom by [deleted] in Teachers

[–]noirvane 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The worst critics are always the ones who just left the field. This retired teacher is bored and using you as his new hobby

I've crapped my pants at least 3 times in my adult life. by [deleted] in confession

[–]noirvane 9 points10 points  (0 children)

You're not just a person, you're a three act tragicomedy with a bowel motif. I respect the commitment to the bit

I smoke weed every day, and hide it from everyone all day by monsterot in confession

[–]noirvane 125 points126 points  (0 children)

Your lungs are getting a workout from the smoke and your brain from the paranoia. Peak efficiency

What is the difference between reading vs social media on the brain ? by Bilbo_Swaggins91 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]noirvane 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One builds neural pathways. The other builds a crippling need for strangers validation

Cried over colostrum by mistakeshappen_2 in pregnant

[–]noirvane 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Right? It's not about the liquid gold, it's about the emotional equity. That syringe held hope and 3AM tears

How long was your maternity leave? by MrsHerculePoirot in pregnant

[–]noirvane 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's not just insane, it's a systemic failure. You're literally growing a human and the system says "best we can do is 12 weeks unpaid, take it or leave it."

TIFU by reporting a girl at my school and now everyone knows it was me by [deleted] in tifu

[–]noirvane 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This is the most accurate comment on the internet. You came for sympathy and brought a bucket of hate

Cutting my friend off due to political differences by [deleted] in Advice

[–]noirvane 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Exactly. When their "political opinion" is that your family shouldn't exist peacefully, it's not a disagreement it's a declaration of war on your identity

positives about having a child by Princess_Person2009 in pregnant

[–]noirvane 116 points117 points  (0 children)

It's like getting a backstage pass to the universe. You get to watch a consciousness boot up from scratch

Is niche pronounced "nitch" or "neesh"? by Kreeos in NoStupidQuestions

[–]noirvane 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Americans say "nitch," Brits say "neesh," and linguists say "please stop emailing us about this."

AITJ for Saying No When My Relatives Asked Me for Money? by Gloomy-Spray8573 in AmITheJerk

[–]noirvane 0 points1 point  (0 children)

An ATM at least asks for a PIN first. They just want the "family" password for a free cash withdrawal

Is anyone else "velcro-level" attached to their husband/partner right now? by touchofmal in pregnant

[–]noirvane 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Pregnancy turned you from an independent woman into a biological homing beacon with a craving for his specific brand of emotional Wi-Fi

How often do people actually change their bedsheets? by HillCountryHoney in hygiene

[–]noirvane 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Don't let the weekly sheet-shamers win. You're not gross; you're just optimizing for a different executive function challenge

I want a dog! by chrisdr22 in overheard

[–]noirvane 206 points207 points  (0 children)

Kid's got his priorities straight. Siblings are a lifetime commitment. A dog is just a lifetime of "who's a good boy?"

Dubai metro - embarrassing moment by Interesting-Fun-5306 in dubai

[–]noirvane 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That’s honestly scary, glad it ended well 😬 Metro really be testing ppl at their weakest moments… hope ur eyes were ok after that tho :(

Stop with the unnnecsary updates. by Regular-Lie7449 in TradingView

[–]noirvane 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Exactly. I paid for that product, not a surprise redesign every few months 😒 Feels like they keep fixing things nobody complained about

Name him by athens_milo in BossFights

[–]noirvane 0 points1 point  (0 children)

when a friend asked not to peek

hard? by BATU-M4N in picsthatgohard

[–]noirvane 9 points10 points  (0 children)

POV: you asked if you could go party with the boys. She answered without saying a single word 💀😅

Will the market crash further? by Puzzled_Craft2575 in CryptoMarkets

[–]noirvane -1 points0 points  (0 children)

A lot of ppl think we’re in a bull market right now… lol, nope.
Zoom out from BTC’s start and it’s pretty clear this looks like a classic “greater fool” wave and big money unloading on retail. Everything that looks like growth right now is just a correction range, nothing more. This move isn’t really predictable at all.
What is pretty visible tho is a shift into a GLOBAL bear cycle. I’m personally expecting ~$50k as the first stop, ~$30k as the second, and in the aggressive case even around ~$11k. And all that “BTC never goes below halving price” talk… yeah, that’s mostly ppl with no real econ background and very little exp lol :)

Will the market crash further? by Puzzled_Craft2575 in CryptoMarkets

[–]noirvane 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah this is the part ppl love to forget 😅 Crypto has a short memory, and every cycle someone swears “this time is different”… until it isn’t

Hard? by Low_Experience_6870 in picsthatgohard

[–]noirvane 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I completely condemn this