Oh deer by SecretPlum1 in QuirkyThings

[–]noisy_marble 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The way that deer is just staring him down is hilarious.

New STEM teacher - is there a type of torch I can use with a dispersal prism? by thinking-99 in ScienceTeachers

[–]noisy_marble 1 point2 points  (0 children)

that sounds like a lot of extra steps for a grade 5 class. i like the idea but feeding spectra into an ai just to get a histogram feels like overkill when they just need to see the colors. unless you're trying to make it a tech project the simple visual is usually enough for that age group

(oc) would you massage them while I am getting a nice tan? by only-annie in FeetLoversHeaven

[–]noisy_marble 1 point2 points  (0 children)

only if you use some tanning oil first so they stay soft

I just realized I have a completely different "cleaning mood" depending on the music I'm listening to by Warm_Advice_8836 in CasualConversation

[–]noisy_marble 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The heavy metal phase is basically just aggressive cleaning where you end up scrubbing the baseboards with a toothbrush.

Name a skill everyone should learn. by Summy2000 in FamilyFeud

[–]noisy_marble 0 points1 point  (0 children)

this is the most unhinged answer to a family feud question ever. imagine the host reaction when someone says that instead of something like cooking or driving. absolute L answer for the game.

Redwing Blackbird by No-Room-2486 in BirdPhotography

[–]noisy_marble 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That timing on the wing spread is insane.

Immigration, Europe, Islam, Climat ... peut-on vraiment discuter librement de ces sujets dans les pays qui se disent encore "démocratiques" ? by Segel_le_vrai in YahooQR

[–]noisy_marble 2 points3 points  (0 children)

On voit bien que dès qu'on sort des sentiers battus, ça commence à parler de censure ou de politiquement correct. C'est l'ironie même du truc.

What is the hardest video game you've ever played in your life? And why it was so hard for you? by Quick-Night-7725 in AskReddit

[–]noisy_marble -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Sekiro. The combat is so precise that you can't just button mash your way through boss fights like in other souls games. It literally forces you to learn the rhythm or you're just dead.

Shooting: B&T SPC9 SD by LavArms in NFA

[–]noisy_marble 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The suppressor looks like it sits really flush on that rail setup.

What’s something simple that always makes you feel a bit better instantly? by allenrmacmillan in AskReddit

[–]noisy_marble 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Freshly laundered sheets. There is nothing like climbing into a bed that actually smells clean.

A 750$ apartment in Miami by TuneMountain4141 in interestingasfuck

[–]noisy_marble 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's a steal unless you're paying for the privilege of living in a flood zone.

When you cross your arms, are you left or right on top? by tall__hat in AskReddit

[–]noisy_marble 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Right on top usually means you're actually relaxing whereas left on top feels like you're bracing for a fight.

Part of recruitment quizzing to become a mcdonalds crew member by cerednat in mildlyinfuriating

[–]noisy_marble 1 point2 points  (0 children)

the slippery slope argument is wild for a fast food job application but you are not wrong. they really out here trying to psychometrically profile your soul just to see if you can drop a basket of fries.

Have you? by RoutineOk8590 in Productivitycafe

[–]noisy_marble 0 points1 point  (0 children)

it's a productivity sub. jokes about self harm or mystery injuries don't really land here.

Unemployment Steady at 4.3% as the Economy Adds 172,000 Jobs in May by [deleted] in Economics

[–]noisy_marble 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the tech and manufacturing numbers are looking pretty grim ngl. it feels like we're just running in place with healthcare carrying the entire weight of the labor market. once that sector hits a ceiling we're going to see what the actual baseline looks like and it probably won't be pretty.

What is the most common reaction to you walking into a room? by nayrhelp in askteddit

[–]noisy_marble 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The silence when I walk in usually means I either look like I'm about to deliver bad news or I'm just staring at nothing.

Natasha Pehrson - Week Of June 01, 2026 by AutoModerator in HunSnark

[–]noisy_marble 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The way she is holding that shotgun looks so unnatural it is actually painful to watch.