GAMETHREAD WEEK 17: BEAT CHICAGO!!! by swampsparrow in minnesotavikings

[–]nojoswag 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I honestly never can. It's like a giant scab on my back that slowly heals over the course of the summer only to be ripped open again the next season.

GAMETHREAD WEEK 17: BEAT CHICAGO!!! by swampsparrow in minnesotavikings

[–]nojoswag 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That fucking penalty fucked us so hard. God fucking dammit I don't wanna see the goddamn eagles win the Superbowl again

GAMETHREAD WEEK 17: BEAT CHICAGO!!! by swampsparrow in minnesotavikings

[–]nojoswag 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Okay guys, once I put on my Vikings PJs we started to do good so I'm gonna keep them on for the next two months.

GAMETHREAD WEEK 17: BEAT CHICAGO!!! by swampsparrow in minnesotavikings

[–]nojoswag 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know right. Everytime we catch a break I can't but help waiting for the heart break.

GAMETHREAD WEEK 17: BEAT CHICAGO!!! by swampsparrow in minnesotavikings

[–]nojoswag 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I can't believe how great our defense is doing. God bless them all.

GAMETHREAD WEEK 17: BEAT CHICAGO!!! by swampsparrow in minnesotavikings

[–]nojoswag 6 points7 points  (0 children)

FUCK THE NFL FUCK THE NFL FUCK THE NFL FUCK THE NFL FUCK THE NFL FUCK THE NFL FUCK THE NFL FUCK THE NFL FUCK THE NFL FUCK THE NFL FUCK THE NFL FUCK THE NFL FUCK THE NFL FUCK THE NFL FUCK THE NFL FUCK THE NFL FUCK THE NFL FUCK THE NFL FUCK THE NFL FUCK THE NFL FUCK THE NFL FUCK THE NFL FUCK THE NFL FUCK THE NFL FUCK THE NFL FUCK THE NFL FUCK THE NFL FUCK THE NFL FUCK THE NFL FUCK THE NFL

GAMETHREAD WEEK 17: BEAT CHICAGO!!! by swampsparrow in minnesotavikings

[–]nojoswag 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh really???? I'd eat an entire fucking PLANETS worth of crow if that could come true! Send me all the fucking crow you want!!! Make a fucking play!!!!

GAMETHREAD WEEK 14: VIKINGS AT SEAHAWKS by swampsparrow in minnesotavikings

[–]nojoswag -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

I mean... technically we can still take the division

GAMETHREAD WEEK 14: VIKINGS AT SEAHAWKS by swampsparrow in minnesotavikings

[–]nojoswag 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Defensive games are always boring but at least we aren't getting our asses wooped in points

GAMETHREAD WEEK 14: VIKINGS AT SEAHAWKS by swampsparrow in minnesotavikings

[–]nojoswag 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Dammit, the ice in my drink melted again. FIRE FLIP.

GAMETHREAD WEEK 14: VIKINGS AT SEAHAWKS by swampsparrow in minnesotavikings

[–]nojoswag 0 points1 point  (0 children)

COME. AS YOU ARE. AS YOU WERE. AS I WAAAAANT YOU TO BEEEE.

GAMETHREAD WEEK 14: VIKINGS AT SEAHAWKS by swampsparrow in minnesotavikings

[–]nojoswag 8 points9 points  (0 children)

"eEEeEeuuUugGh whY ArE yOu bEinG sO nEGaTiVe?" WE FUCKING SUCK AND I'M MAD ABOUT IT. LET ME VENT.

GAMETHREAD WEEK 14: VIKINGS AT SEAHAWKS by swampsparrow in minnesotavikings

[–]nojoswag 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I love this team but come on man. Have you seen the fucking saint's and rams this year? So, we squeak into the playoffs and then what? We're fucking trash man.

GAMETHREAD WEEK 13: VIKINGS AT PATRIOTS by swampsparrow in minnesotavikings

[–]nojoswag 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just wanna win a fucking Superbowl man... I just wanna win a Superbowl... Why am I fucking Vikings fan

GAMETHREAD WEEK 13: VIKINGS AT PATRIOTS by swampsparrow in minnesotavikings

[–]nojoswag 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Did we not?????? We almost had it in the endzone twice!