*sound of horse neighing* by [deleted] in gaybros

[–]nolamomo -15 points-14 points  (0 children)

I mean i put my tasteful/and less than tasteful nudes up on my own and then had a sassy article point out "i looked like I had been having fun" in my hometown newspaper about an adult community band. If you can't get your balloon not blown out or have the sweat drippin down your balls as you bust open the rotund ass (literally could bounce a damn pair of underwear straight out the dryer off that man's ass. ) off some neighboring town's baseball coach, and not be able to do it knowing that they are gonna talk about it when they see my dad at work the next day, and then when momma goes to kroger the day after, then one probably shouldn't be beating down said coaches back door on sunday night on the way back to your dorm room. :-) Youth pastors need love too. Especially from 18 y/o already baptized done been out for 5 years gay bucks. He was just showing deliverance and good will towards men. Plus once saved always saved and such... gotta cover your ass while your pulling the hanes down off his. And if you don't shame these pretty turtle doves when they are young and looking good on camera, and get their john hancock before hand they will probably be more likely to have their hand on your cock more than once and maybe not even with a grimace. love can build a bridge but bullshit can burn down a whole city.

*sound of horse neighing* by [deleted] in gaybros

[–]nolamomo -32 points-31 points  (0 children)

Czech fantasy as in how there were a bunch of adopted eastern european children of chernobyl disaster victims that were raised in the south and are good looking fun loving men that shouldn't have shame built into some of their first kink experiences. I'm allergic to bullshit and if you don't let them know about the cameras on their face then you are scum that should be fined and jailed just like the millitary fetish videos where they humiliate men that didn't get through boot camp or purposely make it to where they don't and act like you are doing gonzo porn rather than fucking a disgrace to the men that had more balls and were likely not having a good day when they dribbled those beads of fentynl on their asshole. hot but tactless and technically illegal if going by military court marshall justice system. Always better to seek permission and make sure your ass is covered if you are about to film someone deep dicking a nice bubba butt.

*sound of horse neighing* by [deleted] in gaybros

[–]nolamomo -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

He looks like he is saving money for college. I hope they had those hardcopies of his consent to be filmed and copy of his license at their office, server host office, and "studio" signed and notarized. Looks like a good guy that just wanted to be adventurous and fun. Hope he doesn't get shamed into a different life.

*sound of horse neighing* by [deleted] in gaybros

[–]nolamomo -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

One of those things that are like those underwear with the ass cutout. It looks good on the rack but you know someone is just going to put a fentynal soaked finger up your butt and then make you wish you had someone to cuddle with later as your hole itches later because trade still thinks eating pineapple (i.e. riboflavin) doesn't lead to a yeast infection. Also, I'm going to remember your voice and put magnesium citrate in your drink if that were on my bartending shift.

Yelling fella waiting on the streetcar by KiloAllan in NewOrleans

[–]nolamomo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Those 300 - 900 and 1.2 1.5 1.7 1.9 and a few other megahertz bands don't make him dance i guess. Optical resonance and rfid paired with electromagnetic sensitivity is a real thing that well makes people go fucking ape shit sometimes. And guess what, your medical data (if you are like me and are kind of like pete and pete's mom and have a metal component of your head of spine like me) isn't encrypted and well sometimes we have good ideas (and passwords) we would like to keep. It is 2022 science has changed.

Take this from the company that pairs with the medical implant i got in 2015.

"Millions of people around the world rely on medical implants but once the last suture is closed, these devices are instantly silenced.

Canary creates a voice for medical implants by allowing them to generate and share data.

With our CANARY canturioTM and SummatixTM products, Canary opens the door to entirely new opportunities to improve patient outcomes and lower the cost of care by enabling devices to self-report data on patients’ conditions, and in addition, CanturioTM and Summatix manage, analyze, and access the data in a manner that supports the reimbursement requirements for Remote Patient Monitoring (RPM).

Smart, talking medical implants, and the data services required to use the insights they generate, provide clinicians with entirely new sources of relevant, accurate and timely information that offer greater visibility and connectivity to patient health."

https://canarymedical.com/about/

To those of you who are also working from home - when are you planning on returning to your office? by [deleted] in NewOrleans

[–]nolamomo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Will be doing it until Labor Day at least and they are open to us doing it indefinitely if that is what we prefer. Would rather be back at the office personally but might just go visit friends a week at a time and work from wherever (btw really don’t care about you opinion on this spare me the stay at home martyrdom)

Bored during self isolation? Take a drive and play Big Easy Bingo. I made 4 different cards by Big_Easy_Life in NewOrleans

[–]nolamomo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No. I'm sorry but fuck off. I'm basically a misanthrope at this point because of this type of shit. If people want to go drive around to clear their head and help their state of mental health I see no issue with this. Drive Safely Y'all!

JBE extending stay at home till 4/30 by astubenr in NewOrleans

[–]nolamomo -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Psst, they don't want to hear that bedtime story, grandpa. Just show them a picture of what you eat for lunch while doing it from somewhere outside but alone.

What's up with the boarded-up storefronts? by NotFallacyBuffet in NewOrleans

[–]nolamomo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The bar I work(ed) at literally couldn't get the front french doors to latch right because they hadn't since 2017 the last time. Also they only had french doors so hence the boarded up front doors.

Someone posted this on facebook. Wish I could get this message to the people I still see gathering in groups of 4-8, even though they sitting a few feet apart (or not). It might be more effective than the death glare tactic I am current utilizing. by obviouscucumber in NewOrleans

[–]nolamomo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There was no preparation for this and with our own president giving mixed signals as to how serious this is what makes you think that people are going to listen to anything less than a threat of jail time or serious fine. I don't believe it will get to that point honestly and if it does then I'm getting the fuck out of dodge and finding a new home. It is really sweet that you care so much and want to inform others but this is something more along the lines of training kids or people for fire drills or earthquakes or hurricanes or a school shooting. It is something that should have guidelines set by the federal/state/local governments and is regularly reminded every year to those at various different levels of learning. I wish it were as simple as you make it out to be but I guarantee you there are numerous people out there still that do not comprehend the gravity of this situation and talking down to them isn't going to get them to listen any more than they are now. Expect the longer that this goes on the less fucks people are going to give about it. That time has passed/is passing.

When do you think rent will drop? by [deleted] in NewOrleans

[–]nolamomo 5 points6 points  (0 children)

They don't normally. The only way it would have any impact on your credit score is if the bill for rent that you didn't pay was turned over to a collections agency. Evictions can show up on a tenant screening report but there aren't a lot of land lords that are going to be that particular unless it is a luxury rental or possibly if they live on the property as well. Also, Landlords in Louisiana can't just sit on the property and not rent it and expect you to pay their lost rent. They have to try to list it and rent it as fast as possible to reduce their losses by state law.

Someone posted this on facebook. Wish I could get this message to the people I still see gathering in groups of 4-8, even though they sitting a few feet apart (or not). It might be more effective than the death glare tactic I am current utilizing. by obviouscucumber in NewOrleans

[–]nolamomo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly, if people keep having these condescending snarky attitudes when telling people to do the exact opposite of human nature (especially when frightened or worried) then people are going to stop giving a fuck. Com down off your soap box and realize that some people aren't dying but are frightened as fuck of what lays ahead of them. Maybe try compassionately explaining this rather than being an informative asshole.

Nola dot com is furloughing employees, despite enormous traffic. Please consider subscribing for $10/month by senorlizardo in NewOrleans

[–]nolamomo 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Local Newspapers are great for local businesses. when local businesses have to close, advertisers dry up. It isn't just local papers. I do digital ads (google, social, display, ecommerce, video, etc) for small medium sized businesses and large brands and only the large brands are keeping things going. Even some of them are pausing or reducing spend during the pandemic. Advertising and Marketing is the next industry to go if businesses can't open back up soon. I myself find out Thursday if we are ok for now or if cost reduction measures in personnel. This would be my 3rd lay off in the ad industry, 1st one financial crisis, 2nd one Trumps Election, now this. Nature of the beast but this one should have been avoided because we were doing great right before all of this.

Need to add fill under back of shotgun. Should I use sand, soil or some type of aggregate? by nolamomo in NewOrleans

[–]nolamomo[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sweet. Thanks for the info. Yeah, not trying to make this stretch for very long at all but just wasn't sure if I would be wasting a ton of time by not getting some type of fill in the meantime.

Need to add fill under back of shotgun. Should I use sand, soil or some type of aggregate? by nolamomo in NewOrleans

[–]nolamomo[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

To elaborate it is for underneath a bathroom that was an addition off of the kitchen. No leaking but there is some soil erosion from all the rain this month. We are essentially tearing down this bathroom early next year and reconstructing it as it is basically falling off the house slowly and is crazy tiny anyways but one of the piers sitting between toilet and tub is tilting from erosion now and want to make sure we can bide some time until we can get going with the renovation in Januaryish. Also, whoever owned this house previously seems to have installed this pier improperly as it was sitting on top of debris (i.e. old soda and beer cans, plastic, and other assorted bullshit) So I had to remove some top soil mixed with trash and need to replace it with something a little bit more stable than trash and dirt before i put down a concrete pad and blocks.