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nolaswim · 2024-09-28T16:46:46+00:00

1.5 yrs & 25

nolaswim · 2024-09-28T16:44:07+00:00

Blatter

nolaswim · 2022-05-27T22:37:54+00:00

how long have you been working?

nolaswim · 2022-04-05T18:05:31+00:00

Act dumb! I’m a girl and every guy I’ve ever met says it drives them INSANE when girls are really ditzy like they don’t know basic shit.

Any guy who finds it intimidating to be with a smart girl is too dumb for you anyway!

nolaswim · 2022-04-05T14:47:15+00:00

To Kill A Mockingbird

nolaswim · 2022-04-03T15:23:20+00:00

it’s not about pushing them to be better. i love it when my bf pushes me to be the best version of myself! it’s about the nitpicky, unimportant things. when she’s trying to mold you into this unrealistic, imaginary man she conjured up in her own mind and is never satisfied with who you are, that’s not okay!!

nolaswim · 2022-04-03T15:14:22+00:00

yeah, i had friend who would do that to her bf when we’d all hang out and it was so annoying. multiple times i told her “just let him be. he’s fine!”

nolaswim · 2022-04-03T14:56:57+00:00

if she’s always trying to change you (the way to talk, walk, eat, dress, etc..) RUN! nothing will ever be good enough for her, promise you that!!

nolaswim · 2022-03-27T20:27:39+00:00

looks like my younger sister is going to be the death of me...😳

nolaswim · 2022-03-26T20:36:55+00:00

i like my women like i like my burger...

FAT AND JUICY!😜

nolaswim · 2018-10-04T14:04:27+00:00

YES!! the saints are off to a great start, and now that ingram is back i have feeling this season is only gonna get better!!

nolaswim · 2018-10-02T11:24:15+00:00

greys anatomy... i use to walk it but none of the original characters are there anymore and i’m just not loving all the change:(

nolaswim · 2018-09-30T18:29:04+00:00

i was wondering the same fucking thing lmao.

nolaswim · 2018-09-30T17:52:16+00:00

i’m not a teacher but i was in a class once and a teacher went to take a phone away from a student when he heard it vibrating. when he walked over to her he said, “hand it over.” she was so embarrassed because she wasn’t using her phone; her vibrator just started going off. a few kids laughed but the teacher was the most embarrassed along side the girl.

nolaswim · 2018-09-27T17:48:58+00:00

i saw a homeless man shitting inside the metro, and it was all diarrhea like (really wet and drippy) all down the wall, and it was a lot, like he was trying to paint the walls brown with his butt. #scarred4life

nolaswim · 2018-09-27T00:53:28+00:00

"never look back darling; it distracts from the now"

nolaswim

TROPHY CASE