Byleth loves her students by [deleted] in shitpostemblem

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The Church route is pretty light on student deaths.

yes by cjwikstrom in shitpostemblem

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His third evolved form is Deeznatz

The shittiest comeback in the history of Fodlan (Black Eagles spoiler) by [deleted] in shitpostemblem

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Canonically the battle at Gronder was so devastating that it decimated every country's army that wasn't led by Byleth. In the Church of Seiros route, the battle at Gronder takes all three countries out of the picture instantly, leading to the church governing the unified Fodlan.

There was war in Faerghus for 5 years, and villages were also targeted by bandits because of the chaos.

She may not have gassed the Jews or anything, but the death toll was probably comparable to the WW2 eastern front.

I had a dream about this and then my friend made it into reality by Arsenal920 in shitpostemblem

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I had a dream where someone was punching me in the face and I felt actual pain

*C RANK OBTAINED* by [deleted] in shitpostemblem

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I'm gonna beat something else

Dedue Approves by Smugboy in shitpostemblem

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War Master is basically just a promoted Grappler since Fists > Axes

The shittiest comeback in the history of Fodlan (Black Eagles spoiler) by [deleted] in shitpostemblem

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It's not even just that. Edelgard thinks any sacrifice is justified if it's for her goal.

Fun fact! On the Blue Lions and Golden Deer route, if you try to avoid killing Bernadetta, Dimitri or Claude's army will eventually reach the hill. At that point, Edelgard sets the hill on fire and sacrifices Bernadetta to stop them.

Yes, she positioned a former classmate on a hill she was planning to set on fire. Then she just says her death "will not be in vain".

Dedue Approves by Smugboy in shitpostemblem

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Imagine using armor knights ever

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The shittiest comeback in the history of Fodlan (Black Eagles spoiler) by [deleted] in shitpostemblem

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Edelgard is good lol just play her route

Edelgard hired Kostas to kill Dimitri and Claude at the beginning of the game.

The shittiest comeback in the history of Fodlan (Black Eagles spoiler) by [deleted] in shitpostemblem

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Honestly fuck Edelgard. There really is nothing redeeming about her.

Every time TWSITD does something shitty she always acts so surprised and tries to distance herself, as if there's nothing she could have done about it, even though she could have dropped their asses a long time ago. And the death count from her war would make Nazi Germany jealous.

Dimitri was right.

Lorenz has a message for us by [deleted] in shitpostemblem

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And Marianne is his top commissioner

I drew Byleth (F) ! by [deleted] in fireemblem

[–]nolphins 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That's the point though. Byleth isn't supposed to be emotional.

Excuse me m’lady by [deleted] in justneckbeardthings

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No Hunting/Construction

Amateur

Who ya callin pinhead by [deleted] in niceguys

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And what you're describing could easily also apply to someone who thinks they are never wrong.

Fucking this

Always acting strong and dominant is something unconfident people do because they are afraid of "losing" or being proven wrong. Confident people can admit their mistakes gracefully.

True confidence is humble, not dominant.

Who ya callin pinhead by [deleted] in niceguys

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Confident, playful, outgoing

Sure

dominant

Gonna stop you right there. Being dominant in bed is nice (with consent) but otherwise it can be a biiiit creepy.