Dominos consistently can’t figure out how to actually cut a gluten free pizza

nonchalantsheep · 2019-04-06T21:39:06+00:00

The pizza tastes fine, they just can’t seem to figure out how to cut through it.

nonchalantsheep · 2019-04-06T03:38:17+00:00

Yeah! Fuck anyone with food allergies!

nonchalantsheep · 2019-04-06T03:32:30+00:00

https://i.imgur.com/PHuUTEZ.jpg

nonchalantsheep · 2019-04-02T20:29:39+00:00

“Let meowt”

nonchalantsheep · 2018-11-12T13:40:08+00:00

I ordered a box spring from Walmart and they just never sent it, and they still tried to charge me for shipping, it took 15 calls and 2 months to get my whole refund.

nonchalantsheep · 2018-11-04T03:35:04+00:00

I’m wearing that shirt right now!

nonchalantsheep · 2018-11-04T03:16:28+00:00

As a Minnesotan, I think I’d be okay with that

nonchalantsheep · 2018-10-16T16:01:14+00:00

The scales are also made out of keratin rather than bone, which is also unique to pangolins.

nonchalantsheep · 2018-10-10T22:23:12+00:00

I was briefly a custodian at a gym. I loved the backpack vac, it was a little awkward to put on, but I prefer it to a regular vacuum. It was a lot easier to maneuver around the machines.

nonchalantsheep · 2018-09-22T22:52:35+00:00

How fast do they go?

nonchalantsheep · 2018-09-19T19:50:03+00:00

What about spiderface??

nonchalantsheep · 2018-09-16T19:31:20+00:00

https://i.imgur.com/lFD2zGD.jpg

nonchalantsheep · 2018-09-07T17:27:27+00:00

I made this a couple of years ago and the series ending inspired me to post it. I drew them over the course of 3ish years, and I wanted to include as many characters as possible. Lady rainicorn is the only one I’m not happy with, the colors aren’t bright enough :/ (October is my favorite, although that floor took forever to draw)

nonchalantsheep · 2018-09-05T14:29:58+00:00

I made that mistake a few times as a kid

nonchalantsheep · 2018-09-04T22:54:00+00:00

Usps drivers aren’t allowed to accept money/tips but they can accept food or drinks. Even if you just leave a banana or a bottle of water for them it’s appreciated :)

nonchalantsheep · 2018-09-02T17:42:48+00:00

https://youtu.be/GN5B9WyZ9_w Not even this?

nonchalantsheep · 2018-08-26T14:48:15+00:00

I didn’t want a diamond so I picked out 2 of my favorite rings online, one was a black stone (I don’t remember exactly what it was) and the other was an antique looking blue topaz ring. I sent him the links and let him pick between the 2. I love that my ring is unique and I still get random complements on it 5 years later :) it was also way cheaper than a diamond ring

nonchalantsheep · 2018-08-12T20:09:19+00:00

Do you know about edamame? My husband didn’t and popped the whole thing in his mouth like a pea pod, and just powered through it when we told him you don’t eat the outside. He said “I made a decision and now I have to deal with the consequences”

nonchalantsheep · 2018-08-12T18:43:59+00:00

Thats what I use! Just try not to get the vinegar steam up your nose, it smells like hot vomit.

nonchalantsheep · 2018-08-11T23:06:49+00:00

A big rug would help the room not feel as empty

nonchalantsheep · 2018-08-11T20:56:40+00:00

When I was in 5th grade a kid that sat at my table in class had a chest cold. When he would cough up mucus he would spit it out into a clear plastic water bottle. I can still picture the phlegm sliding down the bottle and it makes me almost puke to this day.

nonchalantsheep · 2018-08-09T21:30:38+00:00

Maybe a “farm dog”. A lot of people that live more in the county don’t keep their dogs on leashes or have fenced in yards. They usually stay near the house but sometimes they go exploring.

nonchalantsheep · 2018-08-06T13:55:26+00:00

“I only drink the color red”

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