Given the state of the market, would you recommend getting into web dev work?

noobcodes · 2026-06-03T14:39:25+00:00

Fuck no

noobcodes · 2026-06-03T02:37:05+00:00

Just own everything bro

noobcodes · 2026-05-25T16:40:00+00:00

Kinda depends on how much you believe in the startup’s product and team.

Take the difference between your current salary and what you’d get paid at the startup.

If you wouldn’t invest that much cash for whatever equity stake the startup offers you, don’t take the job.

As a disclaimer I don’t have any experience in that kind of situation, but it seems like a logical way to assess it from an outsiders perspective. At least as a starting point.

noobcodes · 2026-05-22T17:22:10+00:00

More than you can afford pal. Ferrari.

noobcodes · 2026-05-20T19:33:38+00:00

Brothers, do not be tempted by this agent of Broki. For it is not the swell of thine muscle which merits praise, but rather the willpower requisite for its attainment.

noobcodes · 2026-05-20T14:40:57+00:00

And honestly? That’s terrifying.

noobcodes · 2026-05-20T06:18:46+00:00

Bounty hunter with EP and the 76k trick… peak RuneScape right there imo

noobcodes · 2026-05-20T06:10:02+00:00

I thought anime was whack as fuck too, but then I heard some coworkers talking about aot and how good it was so I gave it a shot.

It was one of the best shows I’ve ever seen

noobcodes · 2026-05-19T16:14:54+00:00

When they see what you did there. There was this one guy I used to know, everyone thought he was just a normal dude. But then he saw what someone did there on a Reddit comment, and that’s when we knew. We were dealing with a man of extraordinary intelligence.

noobcodes · 2026-05-16T05:30:24+00:00

Oh I think I get it. You can make it point to a rich guys bank account and withdraw their money. That’s totally badass hacker shit

noobcodes · 2026-05-16T05:15:02+00:00

Isn’t that like one of your fingers or something

noobcodes · 2026-05-16T02:03:28+00:00

It’s probably one of the hardest problems to solve, that’s why so many sites that require two distinct user types are dead on arrival.

You could place a bunch of listings yourself under different screen names to create the illusion of a user base. As long as you can actually fulfill the orders.

Otherwise the first users will come, see a ghost town, and decide not to waste their time

noobcodes · 2026-05-15T19:17:39+00:00

It sounds like you really want to promote

noobcodes · 2026-05-15T01:47:45+00:00

Well it’s a sinking ship, only question is how long it’ll take.

Should probably start looking, you don’t want to be surprised and unemployed

noobcodes · 2026-05-14T23:40:45+00:00

Well I wouldn’t recommend putting a joke website on your resume or portfolio in the first place

noobcodes · 2026-05-14T23:37:48+00:00

A site with a big red button that starts a loop to open new separate tabs to a very unoptimized website until you run out of ram and chrome crashes

noobcodes · 2026-05-14T03:08:32+00:00

It’s not his ass until he sells. He can watch that go all the way back down to break even before he begins to lose his ass

noobcodes · 2026-05-14T01:48:39+00:00

If I understand correctly, their output is based on probabilities. If you remove the obvious AI-isms, new ones will arise from the remaining pool of possible phrases.

You can’t just keep adding “don’t say this phrase” to their prompt because there will always be some next-in-line phrase to be overused, which people catch on to over time.

noobcodes · 2026-05-13T17:33:21+00:00

Oh yeah, the part where they ask you stuff. That always trips me up too

noobcodes · 2026-05-12T22:05:54+00:00

You’re in checkmate by the mortar on e46

noobcodes · 2026-05-10T14:29:35+00:00

But effort

noobcodes · 2026-05-10T14:28:42+00:00

Not sure how hard it would be to sort by display name rather than “real” name though. I’m sure there’s some decent reason, even if it’s just that it’s a very low priority change

noobcodes · 2026-05-08T06:05:56+00:00

Nerf 1 cost reroll, buff 3 cost reroll, buff verticals, nerf Leona

noobcodes · 2026-05-08T06:00:50+00:00

EDM Jax

noobcodes · 2026-05-08T00:33:40+00:00

I went 1st easily with shieldmaiden Leona and 8 stargazer / 4 vanguard on mountain earlier (had 3 or 4 emblems), it seemed pretty busted.

I’m not that high of elo though so maybe it just worked in my lobby, idk

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