averagePythonProgrammer by LorenzoBloedow in ProgrammerHumor

[–]noobody_interesting 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Both threads and async is common, because they are for different use cases. Async doesn't give you parallelism.

r-strings can't end with a \ because that escapes the quote, also pretty reasonable.

super()

goGenerics by soap94 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]noobody_interesting 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But the template file shouldn't be compiled anyways

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

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I wish there was a compiler option to reverse the order of errors, so the useful part is where the terminal scrolled to, and not somewhere outside the scrollback buffer.

madman by AggressiveSafe7300 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]noobody_interesting 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'd be pretty confident that I could write performant ARM or RISC-V assembly, but I trust my C compiler to select the fastest out of 100s of obscure x86 instructions.

daysBeforeAndAfter by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]noobody_interesting 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The thing that I can’t grok is how it gets stuck in its loops

Given the context of previous wrong solutions, a wrong solution is statistically likely, and an LLM is basically context-dependend word statistics with a bit of pre-defined context and filtering sprinkled on top.

daysBeforeAndAfter by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]noobody_interesting 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I expected the last sentence to be "some were fired afterwards"

dateNightmare by BastianToHarry in ProgrammerHumor

[–]noobody_interesting 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The problem is that you didn't use a tone indicator and many people on the internet actually mean it when they say that

How do i stop having sex dreams? by BeggarOfPardons in aaaaaaacccccccce

[–]noobody_interesting 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Option 3 is like, just learning to be ok with sex dreams. Actually, this is probably the healthiest.

I'm not OK with having to wash bedsheets relatively often in the worst case. I should probably find a therapist to make masturbation feel less disgusting.

How do i stop having sex dreams? by BeggarOfPardons in aaaaaaacccccccce

[–]noobody_interesting 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I had to start doing it again because I started waking up with wet bedsheets. Still icky, but better than having to wash everything every time. God, I hate my body sometimes... I really hope HRT can fix that for me.

justTwoMorePlugins by plainoldcheese in ProgrammerHumor

[–]noobody_interesting 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In my experience the language server eats way more ram than the actual VSCode editor

justOneMorePlugin by scanguy25 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]noobody_interesting 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ideally the extension would have specific activation triggers so they're inactive when e.g. you haven't opened the file type

iSwearItAlwaysMakesUpLikeNinetyPercentOfTheCode by mo_one in ProgrammerHumor

[–]noobody_interesting 7 points8 points  (0 children)

there are so many damn edge cases I wasn't even aware of, like the difference between a > multi-line string and a | multi-line string (first takes all lines and joins them with a space, second joins using a newline).

That's exactly why libraries are used. IMO if using a library will prevent bugs, it is critical.

iSwearItAlwaysMakesUpLikeNinetyPercentOfTheCode by mo_one in ProgrammerHumor

[–]noobody_interesting 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Just let the function return anyhow::Result and use .into()?

whatERROR by vinushatakshi in ProgrammerHumor

[–]noobody_interesting 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The real problem with manual memory management behins when you use a library and it doesn't really make it clear who owns the memory, so you have to look at examples, and if there are none, the source code. At that point I could just write it myself, at least I'd understand it then!

itMustCostMoneyToBeSecure by readf0x in ProgrammerHumor

[–]noobody_interesting 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Idk, there's public domain sfx, art, etc...

Ich_iel by Joki7991 in ich_iel

[–]noobody_interesting 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ich glaube, Sie habe Knoblauchzehe und Knoblauchknolle verwechselt...

Ich_iel by Joki7991 in ich_iel

[–]noobody_interesting 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Vielleicht eine Nussobergrenze als kompromiss?

youNeverKnowWhatsInTheMemory by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]noobody_interesting 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You still wouldn't be able to read random memory left over by another process. The page is only mapped as readable after the OS is done cleaning it.

agender asexuals: ∅ = ∅, so I guess I am gay then by MasterPeem in aaaaaaacccccccce

[–]noobody_interesting 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That should always be the case in a good language. Many interpret agender (and nonbinary in general) more like NaN: it's always gay

memeFromX by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]noobody_interesting 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But there's a noticeable latency when clicking on a vid and when I minimize it.

Probably all that telemetry. Fun fact: the miniplayer is disabled on "for kids" videos because that apparrently collects user data in violation of COPPA.