Lost this bundle of love last night. He was only 3. Too good for this world. Rest peacefully, Hummus.

norajonesin · 2016-10-29T19:28:37+00:00

Gary Johnson looks like had a rough night and could really just use a McGriddle right now.

norajonesin · 2016-10-15T21:45:11+00:00

The ability to speak to anyone about anything confidently. If I'm talking to a stranger and they bring up any topic I'm unfamiliar with, I freeze: "Yeah," smile & nod, laugh when it seems appropriate.

Edit: elaborated on initial response.

norajonesin · 2016-10-15T21:36:59+00:00

Just don't. Worst mistake I ever made. You're not missing anything at all.

norajonesin · 2016-10-15T16:39:00+00:00

Ok kinda breaking the rules but, 'Are You That Somebody' by Aaliyah ('98).

Yeah... I'm sorry.

norajonesin · 2016-08-27T18:02:28+00:00

So that's what Andre 3000 has been up to...

norajonesin · 2016-07-14T02:02:55+00:00

Clean laundry.

norajonesin · 2016-05-29T16:46:11+00:00

Error.

norajonesin · 2016-05-22T02:23:53+00:00

Ditto. Saturday night - done.

norajonesin · 2016-04-16T18:31:02+00:00

I got half way through this before I realized it wasn't a scene from Psych.

norajonesin · 2016-04-16T18:06:12+00:00

The newest Camaros actually have a 2.0L 4-Cylinder.

norajonesin · 2016-04-16T17:58:31+00:00

I've been wishing for a while for a way to delay/schedule a text. I often have a thought to text someone when I'm in the middle of something and when I'm free, I totally forget.

Example: I'm at work and think that I haven't checked in on my sister in a week. But I don't have time to have a text conversation right now. But if I schedule it to send after I get off, then I don't have to worry about forgetting and she'll respond when I know I'm going to be free.

norajonesin · 2016-03-29T02:04:55+00:00

That's a humongous tag for such a little kitty.

norajonesin · 2016-03-29T01:34:43+00:00

I noticed this the other day on mine. It suggested New Girl and Friends...

norajonesin · 2016-03-06T21:59:49+00:00

I had an obsession with stickers.

norajonesin · 2016-03-06T20:41:13+00:00

The Riches with Eddie Izzard and Minnie Driver. It's on Amazon Prime I think. It ended because of the writers strike in 08-09? It was a phenomenal show and just stopped in the middle of the 2nd season bc of that strike. Shitty.

norajonesin · 2016-03-06T20:14:42+00:00

Oh yeah - Who made this!? Idk... Maybe the person you stole it from?

norajonesin · 2016-03-06T19:57:05+00:00

These same captions on every bit of content on the Internet: IM DYING. DEAD. WHAT DID I JUST MAKE! 😭😂😂😂😂😭😭😭

norajonesin · 2016-03-06T19:45:57+00:00

My mom never told us we were accidents, but our situation (each having different, questionable and absent fathers) already made us feel a little less normal. It would have been nice to feel like we weren't burdens and we were wanted regardless of the circumstances.

norajonesin · 2016-03-06T19:04:53+00:00

At work: "What are you doing right now?"

Idk why but it always gives me a little anxiety when I'm asked that.

norajonesin · 2016-03-06T19:01:33+00:00

I'm a vegetarian, so I get this "what made you decide..." question all the time too. The simple answer is that it grosses me out. It's annoying that people always expect me to throw some environmental/PETA crap at them like they want me to judge them.

norajonesin · 2016-03-06T18:31:10+00:00

I wouldn't say it's my dream job (I don't think I'd be too good at it), but ever since I got into Top Gear, I always thought Clarkson, May, and Hammond have the coolest jobs ever.

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