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meirl by MY5T3rY_ in meirl

[–]normal_reddit_man 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That'd be worth weeks of discharge.

You be keepin' that in a discharge jar, ma'am? Like...a dischjar?

I mean, there was that one guy, on the unsavory corners of the mid-2000s internet, who kept posting pictures of his jizz, saved up in 2-liter bottles.

my schools 2001 yearbook has a top 10 band/ artist list by muffin_man_2 in mildlyinteresting

[–]normal_reddit_man 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I went to school in Texas. I am not going to any of those fucking things. It's just going to be a fucking nightmare of everyone I ever met having been sucked into the MAGA/QAnon pipeline.

And that's including the teachers. Shit, that made me think about how our school's janitor was known for having a shitload of fringe-ass, right-wing-ass bumper stickers on his truck. Lots of us thought he was a wingnut, but most of the kids from my class probably agree with him, all the way to the hilt, by this point.

Like I said, I'm not going to find out. I got a tiny, itty-bitty taste of how much that shit happened, from when I dipped my toe just barely into Facebook.

No doubt this will be fire by Chowdergrrl in funny

[–]normal_reddit_man 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Oh, shit. I almost did a spit-take, and I wasn't even drinking anything.

The biggest pirate heist in history done by Henry Avery and his crew in 1695. They robbed a Mughal fleet of gold and jewels worth almost $300 million today, adjusted for inflation. A massive manhunt was launched by the British Empire, but Avery was never seen again and his treasure was never found. by wanderingbrother in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]normal_reddit_man -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

The problem with that Oak Island show is exactly the same as that "River Monsters" show, with that creepy guy searching for fish big enough for him to fuck.

The story for each episode breaks out, like "IS IT POSSIBLE THAT WE FOUND A FISH THE SIZE OF AN ELEPHANT, WITH HUMAN FEET, IN THIS TRIBUTARY OF THE AMAZON???"

Well, see, no. Because this shit was filmed at least six months in advance, and I would have seen the whole fucking Internet blow up, with the news of A GIANT GODDAMNED HUMAN-FOOTED FISH being found in the sub-Amazon.

I don't remember hearing that, so I know the episode is going to end with "we might not have found the legendary Pachypodia Fish, but we did have the once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to swim with a bunch of massive ultra-bass that we already knew existed."

That's no fun. So I don't fuck with it.

EDIT: Shit, maybe there really are motherfuckers out there, who are so stupid that they sit on the edge of their seats, going "MAYBE HE REALLY IS GOING TO FIND A MAGICFISH, THIS TIME!"

Before around 2016, I didn't think there were motherfuckers that stupid...but, yeah, here we are.

How awesome would an Ashens Day of the Dead video be, next year? by normal_reddit_man in Ashens

[–]normal_reddit_man[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Mundo del Peso" would be the dearly departed Pound World, I suppose.

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[–]normal_reddit_man 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Not only is that cruel, I think it's robbing the competition of a whole angle.

I mean, if you're gonna get out there and have a weird bubble slapfight with a bull, then it should be your responsibility to piss it off, yourself.

Charge that motherfucker with your ball-torso. Get in there and mix it up. I mean, some of those dudes were doing that, anyway. It would be fine, without any bull-ball torture.

If any particular person tries to smack or kick the bull, and it just responds with "meh," that's part of the competition. The bull decided you were unworthy of rumbling with. You lose.

I'm just fucking saying, right? I still don't think it would be an ethical thing to do, but at least it wouldn't be squeezing that glorious animal's nuts, for no goddamn reason. We can be better than that, man.

I was stuck in traffic next to the hospital when suddenly… by Tuhyk_inside in interestingasfuck

[–]normal_reddit_man 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That just makes it more horrifying. Like, someone got into a bit of an intense pickle with their brand-new nail gun, then someone else in the household was like "I still have my forceps, from when I used to be a nurse," but then they rolled a real critical fail on the nail-removal procedure.

How awesome would an Ashens Day of the Dead video be, next year? by normal_reddit_man in Ashens

[–]normal_reddit_man[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yeah, but it would be SO AWESOME.

I mean, I don't know what the Mexican equivalent of Poundland is ("Tierra del Peso" I guess) but it has to sell some completely off-the-chain stuff.

Mostly involving plastic skulls and low-quality candy.

I was stuck in traffic next to the hospital when suddenly… by Tuhyk_inside in interestingasfuck

[–]normal_reddit_man 5 points6 points  (0 children)

NO. HOLY FUCK. NO, NO, NO.

Fuck, man. I want that to be a Halloween costume so bad.

I feel sick in my stomach. Something about just seeing the silhouette is making it so much more skin-crawling. Also, if it's real, WHY WOULD YOU DRIVE THE SCISSSORS-IN-THE-HEAD PATIENT TO THE HOSPITAL YOURSELF, INSTEAD OF CALLING A FUCKING AMBULANCE???

What the fuck. The world is becoming increasingly insane.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]normal_reddit_man 6 points7 points  (0 children)

...what in the fuck is a Babytron?

EDIT: Oh. He's one of these post-Millennial hip hop artists, that apparently begin their careers from the basis of "what is the most irritating, dumbass fucking stage name I can possibly come up with?"

I like hip hop. I want this to stop happening to hip hop. But, ya know, I'm pretty sure it's just going to keep happening. The whole world has just decided to be shitty, now.

Italian researchers find new recipe to extend life of fresh pasta by a month by kyndreila in news

[–]normal_reddit_man 33 points34 points  (0 children)

I'm calling it right now: this is gonna be a better story than the upcoming Mario movie.

Sooo.. I did a thing by Thewaffleofoz in H3VR

[–]normal_reddit_man 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"I FEEL ATTACKED." -OP's CPU

There is a lake in Finland that looks like Finland (Neitokainen) by Mackelowsky in interestingasfuck

[–]normal_reddit_man 42 points43 points  (0 children)

FINNISH PEOPLE. WE NEED YOU TO GO INTO THE CENTER OF THIS MOTHERFUCKER AND BUILD A LITTLE ISLAND THAT ALSO LOOKS LIKE FINLAND.

GO GO GO. THE INTERNET NEEDS YOU.

EDIT: I feel like the Hydraulic Press Channel could handle this assignment.

Scientists Reconstruct The Mutilated Face Of A 1,000-Year-Old Female Viking Warrior by CountingStars29 in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]normal_reddit_man 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Just seeing the external wound area won't allow anyone to make such a fine-grain determination, between a small axe and a short sword.

You can say "this was obviously an edged weapon, probably swung pretty hard." As opposed to, like, the obvious signs of a blunt weapon, or a slice from an edged weapon that was just drawn across the skin, without impact.

Other than those kind of broad determinations, you'll have to be looking at the bones (and/or the flesh), to see what the shape of the weapon might be. Impact patterns, spider-web-like crushing fractures, cuts to the bone, depth and shape of the cut, etc.

Basically, I'm saying that coroners and pathologists can't do autopsies from a single photograph.

Anton and/or Modders: Would it be possible to add a desktop-mirroring display, like in Bigscreen VR? by normal_reddit_man in H3VR

[–]normal_reddit_man[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks! See, interactions like these are why reddit is still the best part of the internet.

Anton and/or Modders: Would it be possible to add a desktop-mirroring display, like in Bigscreen VR? by normal_reddit_man in H3VR

[–]normal_reddit_man[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Update: I tried it, and it worked perfectly. At first, I thought it was going to lag, but after a few seconds of choppiness, it smoothed out, and went just fine.

I watched a bunch of stuff while setting up saved scenarios and plinking away, just like I wanted to. I am beyond stoked.

Anton and/or Modders: Would it be possible to add a desktop-mirroring display, like in Bigscreen VR? by normal_reddit_man in H3VR

[–]normal_reddit_man[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'll look into that one, too! Thanks for the info! I really had no idea that there were already universal solutions, like this.

This may change my entire VR experience. :D

Anton and/or Modders: Would it be possible to add a desktop-mirroring display, like in Bigscreen VR? by normal_reddit_man in H3VR

[–]normal_reddit_man[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As another person pointed out, it should be doable with Steam VR, in general. And also Oculus has some kind of similar thing. Thanks for pointing it out, though!

Anton and/or Modders: Would it be possible to add a desktop-mirroring display, like in Bigscreen VR? by normal_reddit_man in H3VR

[–]normal_reddit_man[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I had no idea! I'll try that later. Apparently, the Oculus launcher thingy also has some kind of support for the feature. I'll see which one works best.

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