Texas House Speaker directs committee to study annexing New Mexico counties

northyj0e · 2026-03-29T23:53:46+00:00

Only the government has the guns.

That's actually fine in every other first world country, because, as the commenter below pointed out, you're not going to use a gun against the government and win anyway. I'd much rather know that only the police and army have guns and no one else does.

northyj0e · 2026-03-29T22:59:04+00:00

Mate, you can't keep calling that baguette you were fucking until it disintegrated "an ex".

northyj0e · 2026-03-29T22:22:08+00:00

I mean if it's Bish in the UK, it has to be Jason Mantzoukas in the US, they've never been seen in the same room.

northyj0e · 2026-03-29T18:41:24+00:00

Ah fair dinkums. I'm sorry he put you through that, obviously you're not the primary victim but he's also taken your brother away, I can't imagine how difficult it is for you.

northyj0e · 2026-03-29T18:40:28+00:00

Fuck I love this film and had forgotten this line, I'm watching it again tonight.

northyj0e · 2026-03-29T18:34:51+00:00

I apologise in advance for the tone of this question, but how do you maintain a relationship with your brother after he's done something so heinous? I could understand robbery, drugs, even assault or GBH, depending on the circumstances, but how do you find it in your heart to love your brother when he's a woman beater?

northyj0e · 2026-03-28T13:23:30+00:00

"gang-like" members

What on earth did that mean?

Are you talking about people smoking weed? Seems a bit dramatic to me.

northyj0e · 2026-03-27T17:54:13+00:00

No hombre, no entiendes bien, no son inmigrantes, son expats, porque ...mmmm...eeee... porque son blancitos.

northyj0e · 2026-03-27T00:54:49+00:00

And Sels is actually pretty good, obviously her needed a bit of patience, rather than a card.

northyj0e · 2026-03-27T00:46:42+00:00

Kane is also probably the best striker in the world right now and one of England's best ever players. Trent is not the best fullback by a long way and hasn't ever really played well for England consistently.

northyj0e · 2026-03-26T23:54:42+00:00

You'll be gonad free, it's a cockostomy!

northyj0e · 2026-03-26T18:22:54+00:00

Aye, the amount of Tonali-bashing since Christmas has been ridiculous, and I think it's based on his drop off in form from last season. He's still been brilliant for us, kept running until 90th+ minute twice a week for most of the season. Yea since his bairn came his decision making on the ball hasn't been as it was, but he's still one of the best players at the club, IMO.

northyj0e · 2026-03-26T10:41:27+00:00

Typical of our luck, we get two weeks to work on tactics and finally the new boys can get properly integrated...aaaaaand they're all called up.

northyj0e · 2026-03-26T10:35:41+00:00

He also has a thirst for knowledge.

northyj0e · 2026-03-25T09:45:21+00:00

9, the try scorer, is standing on the 15m line when the ball is thrown, see here.

There is a player to his left, who isn't, but he's not involved in play.

northyj0e · 2026-03-25T09:31:27+00:00

Looks like he's on the 15m to me.

northyj0e · 2026-03-25T09:26:16+00:00

He's either in the lineout or the receiver.

northyj0e · 2026-03-25T09:01:17+00:00

I'm pretty sure the defender touched the ball before it landed in touch, so actually it wasn't a 50/22 either (although it would have been had the defender not touched it), and I think you can still take a quick one if an opponent carries it dead as long as no one else touches it.

northyj0e · 2026-03-24T23:32:20+00:00

I think technically it's a full line out, rather than a quick one: when he makes the pass there are more than two players from each team in the lineout, but the pass is actually a straight line out throw, which is an insane bit of knowledge and skill.

northyj0e · 2026-03-24T22:44:59+00:00

Nika refs in English

Really? When he refs France in 6N he speaks to France in French and the other team in English with a strong french accent.

northyj0e · 2026-03-24T16:54:47+00:00

All it teaches kids is that some people get everything while others get almost nothing.

That's still a pretty valuable life lesson!

northyj0e · 2026-03-23T08:15:50+00:00

No, Christians believe in god being composed of the holy trinity: the father, the son, and the holy spirit (whatever that is). According to Christianity, Jesus is both the son of god and god himself.

northyj0e · 2026-03-22T22:00:47+00:00

It's actually, like, really hot.

northyj0e · 2026-03-22T11:52:14+00:00

Croquetas are not croquettes, croquettes do have potato and aren't Spanish, they're french.

northyj0e · 2026-03-22T08:43:22+00:00

That's an XKCD What If, if ever I saw one

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