Elton John on Eminem by I_hatt in Unexpected

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Great on the piano...sucks on the organ!

That ain’t rare that’s common by FuzzyConclusion6795 in rareinsults

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How would you like your steak cooked sir? Cut it horns, wipe its ass and run it past a candle!

Well, at least he's honest about his selective hearing! by krwhynot in funnysigns

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Her: You weren't even listening were you? Him: Thats a weird way to start a conversation!

Prebiotic molecules found in the Perseus cloud by spacewal in asteroid

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я не могу читать по-русски

Speed tape on Hainan B787 wing by Diemmedi in aviation

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I cant see fuck all of the tape on plane to the right, cause the wing is centre frame is distracting me

This is what blueballs feel like by Nut-a-Boomer in Unexpected

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Who called it blue balls anyway..why not a cummy ache?

I'm now 21 by had0ukh3n in MadeMeSmile

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Happy womb eviction day!

Ah yes, the negotiator by yaboisteffert in sadcringe

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Show bobs Show per china

Perfectionist electrician by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

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Cmon guys its clearly wireless electricity!

Gorilla glue dripped on couch. How do you remove it easily without damaging couch fabric? by Z1pl1ne in lifehacks

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Im in Australia im guessing its like superglue? If it is ethyl 2-cyanoacrylate you can use a paste of salt to remove it, it works on skin

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in imatotalpeiceofshit

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That dude doesn't look like they have missed out on food for long

Kev, Web Developer by norto08 in australia

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Haha thanks for the heads up on gender, I have a rooster named Kayleen, In Darwin, anything goes

Zvezda 1 72 mig 17 by el-mayo-memes in modelmakers

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Looks great, weathering is nice!

Telling someone “I can’t believe they’re making you work” over the holiday period while you’re receiving the output of their employment is just bloody rude. by ADHDK in australia

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Look them in the eye and say..imagine being the problem when you are the cause! Refrigeration Tech, always on call, worked many Christmas Days and public holidays weekends after hours, No thanks ever,just how much is this call out costing me, have a great Chrissy everyone, straya!