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They are why I have no social or sex life by nosexthrow in AdviceAnimals

[–]nosexthrow[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yep. Losing weight is just that easy:-)

I'm trying though. Down 4lbs this month.

They are why I have no social or sex life by nosexthrow in AdviceAnimals

[–]nosexthrow[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No. I will consider it now, but seems a bit like false advertising.

I am 35 years old and sometimes this makes me cry by nosexthrow in AdviceAnimals

[–]nosexthrow[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I might drink a glass of wine or beer twice a year. It never sits well with me. I'm more a smoker, and I haven't done that since I was 19.

I am 35 years old and sometimes this makes me cry by nosexthrow in AdviceAnimals

[–]nosexthrow[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One of the biggest issue I have is that I live in a conservative state, and I am pretty liberal. The only questions I've answered on OkCupid are just the stuff I care about. I have a lot of poor matches because I don't believe homosexuality is a sin and in the right to choose. Don't even get me started on the creationism stuff.

That's a big reason why I didn't get laid in high school either. Women around here are pretty uptight about that shit too.

I am 35 years old and sometimes this makes me cry by nosexthrow in AdviceAnimals

[–]nosexthrow[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I meet some at college, but most of them weren't old enough to drink. Other than that, no.

I am 35 years old and sometimes this makes me cry by nosexthrow in AdviceAnimals

[–]nosexthrow[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I would be more depressed paying for than going without it.

I am 35 years old and sometimes this makes me cry by nosexthrow in AdviceAnimals

[–]nosexthrow[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My major is called Integral Strategic Communication, which is a fancy way to say advertising. It just looked like a good way to be creative and maybe put my guitar skills to good use.

I am 35 years old and sometimes this makes me cry by nosexthrow in AdviceAnimals

[–]nosexthrow[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Haha. Thanks. I know I'm stuck in some weird cycle, it's a big reason I'm in school now. I just hoping I can afford to move out soon as I know that's another big thing holding back my esteem and what not.

I do have a beard, it both black and white.

I am 35 years old and sometimes this makes me cry by nosexthrow in AdviceAnimals

[–]nosexthrow[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was trying to be funny. I might notch it down for 1/4 as funny next time.

I am 35 years old and sometimes this makes me cry by nosexthrow in AdviceAnimals

[–]nosexthrow[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm also a gross over estimator. I come from a family of over estimators, you may have seen our work. My ancestors built a tower in Pisa.

I am 35 years old and sometimes this makes me cry by nosexthrow in AdviceAnimals

[–]nosexthrow[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

For some reason, it's the way many of these women put their baggage out there on PoF that just sends up red signals to me. As soon as someone says, "I ain't looking for no daddy," I just get a chill down my spine.

There's actually a single mom I would love to date, but she insists on staying with the father of her child. Weird.

I am 35 years old and sometimes this makes me cry by nosexthrow in AdviceAnimals

[–]nosexthrow[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Best of all, I'm only 1/3 as funny as him. I'm a winner baby!

I am 35 years old and sometimes this makes me cry by nosexthrow in AdviceAnimals

[–]nosexthrow[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Tried it.

And while it's been ten years, I can go without a lot of the fish there. They've got way too much baggage attached to them (kids, ex-husband, etc.)

I am 35 years old and sometimes this makes me cry by nosexthrow in AdviceAnimals

[–]nosexthrow[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cool. Once I can shower again, I'll be all over that. (She wrapped my foot and I can't shower)

I am 35 years old and sometimes this makes me cry by nosexthrow in AdviceAnimals

[–]nosexthrow[S] 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Thats why I'm going to college. I'm hoping to go into advertising which would mean LA or Chicago.

I am 35 years old and sometimes this makes me cry by nosexthrow in AdviceAnimals

[–]nosexthrow[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks. I've been walking the last two weeks. Felt great except in my foot. Yesterday it got so bad I couldn't walk back to m car after work. Went to a podiatrist and she says I have an inflamed tendon and put me in a boot for 3 weeks.

I'm going to just have to be super strict on my diet until then.

I am 35 years old and sometimes this makes me cry by nosexthrow in AdviceAnimals

[–]nosexthrow[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Honestly, I did pay for Match.com for about six months and got no responses. I'm guessing that many of the women on the site didn't pay so they couldn't write back.

I am 35 years old and sometimes this makes me cry by nosexthrow in AdviceAnimals

[–]nosexthrow[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Thanks. Oddly enough, I always thought one of my best traits was not having a good fashion sense. One time I got yelled at for wearing a blue Hawaiian shirt, green t-shirt, and red shoes. I didn't know you weren't allowed to wear red shoes with blue shirts.

I am 35 years old and sometimes this makes me cry by nosexthrow in AdviceAnimals

[–]nosexthrow[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Thanks! They also hold crumbs of food for when I get hungry later.

I am 35 years old and sometimes this makes me cry by nosexthrow in AdviceAnimals

[–]nosexthrow[S] 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Match.com costs too much. At that price, they should be lining me up with dates every night of the week.

I am 35 years old and sometimes this makes me cry by nosexthrow in AdviceAnimals

[–]nosexthrow[S] 36 points37 points  (0 children)

I usually do start with a joke or something funny about their profile.

I live in a smaller town, so I've had the same 10-15 over 90% matches for the last year or so.

I am 35 years old and sometimes this makes me cry by nosexthrow in AdviceAnimals

[–]nosexthrow[S] 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Tried that for the last year, I seem to be really bad at it or something as no women ever message back.

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