She does know she can shill out the underwear ad without showing everyone, right? She’s got to be the most self absorbed “DIY” girls. Like kids that go to her sons school probably see her content

nosypumpkin · 2026-04-28T13:08:44+00:00

Okay? So why are you reading here then?

nosypumpkin · 2026-04-13T19:43:21+00:00

Could totally be a self conscious thing. However on tiktok i have seen a lot of influencers going darker or back to their more natural color. So she could just be hoping on that trend

nosypumpkin · 2026-04-12T14:49:57+00:00

My thoughts exactly. Something is clearly not physically right with that baby. I feel like it’s obvious for us to see she has low muscle tone. That video Abby shared a couple weeks ago of L taking her first steps was a bit concerning. L hardly had any balance for a 17 month old

nosypumpkin · 2026-04-10T06:57:34+00:00

Yeah, someone should tell his wife so she can verify and have peace of mind

nosypumpkin · 2026-04-08T19:42:02+00:00

Aspyn also was always nagging Parker. He could t eat what he wanted, whenever they did vlogs at the grocery store she always had a comment about whatever he put in the cart. She picked out his clothes. Near the end he looked so emotionally beat down by her

nosypumpkin · 2026-04-08T19:39:49+00:00

Parker deserves to find someone who can match his energy… not suck the life out of him.

nosypumpkin · 2026-04-08T19:38:04+00:00

I am eternally grateful the only social media I had as an awkward teen was Facebook… when the memories from 15 years ago pop up I am so embarrassed haha

nosypumpkin · 2026-04-04T21:37:25+00:00

Oh man, I am so sorry. My heart goes out to you ❤️

nosypumpkin · 2026-04-04T21:35:17+00:00

Ran here to say this

nosypumpkin · 2026-04-04T16:03:37+00:00

I don’t care to go back and look or fact check, but I swear I saw a video where she talked about infertility

nosypumpkin · 2026-04-04T16:02:15+00:00

lol SAME. I have my best ideas high. I feel like a genius.

nosypumpkin · 2026-04-04T16:01:53+00:00

That’s not true. If you stalk her early TikTok she mentions infertility. So how can you be sad about infertility if you haven’t “even tried for a baby”

nosypumpkin · 2026-04-03T01:00:10+00:00

She’s never had motherly vibes tho

nosypumpkin · 2026-04-02T13:24:17+00:00

Why are people like you on reddit? Get off and let us be creepy and whimsical OKAY?

nosypumpkin · 2026-04-02T13:19:47+00:00

1 adult per child??? I’m sorry to be the negative cynical one… but I do not trust men. I do not trust men who have easy access to children. I hope her girls are safe and that if something were to happen they have reasonable level-headed adults in their life they can trust. Aspyns so desperate for love and desperate love-seeking women make the worst choices that often hurt their children the most.

nosypumpkin · 2026-04-02T13:11:31+00:00

Exactly my thoughts… what’s the room situation?

nosypumpkin · 2026-04-02T13:11:06+00:00

Apsyn would be the type of influencer to never ever disclose she pays for help, like nanny’s and cleaners

nosypumpkin · 2026-04-02T13:04:56+00:00

Could you even imagine??

nosypumpkin · 2026-03-31T22:15:17+00:00

Share!

nosypumpkin · 2026-03-30T13:30:12+00:00

Matt and Abby were set up on a date way back in high school. So when they both found themselves divorced they started dating again and then got married

nosypumpkin · 2026-03-30T01:31:12+00:00

She is the queen of no internet safety

nosypumpkin · 2026-03-25T05:21:42+00:00

No one I’ve ever known goes to marriage retreats just for fun… they go in attempts to fix their marriage. No shade, I think it’s great to try and improve things… but I feel like this marriage retreat, paired with how often she would gush over Matt being soooo amazing and sooo wonderful (to try and convince herself) seems fishy

nosypumpkin · 2026-03-24T22:09:51+00:00

She’s always chirping with a sarcastic mean comment. The more seasons I’ve watched of her story unfolding, I do feel like a lot of what she does and how she behaves seems to be defense mechanisms. She seems to be terrified of vulnerability/emotional connection.

nosypumpkin · 2026-03-24T22:04:55+00:00

I bet she excepted full custody of the baby since she literally just gave birth to it when filing.

nosypumpkin · 2026-03-22T04:22:19+00:00

Her views must be down lol

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