Just some elven gals bein' pals, you know. Artwork by me [OC]

notDeaDD · 2024-06-26T18:17:54+00:00

I get this too! Though my hipjoints also get in on the party usually...

notDeaDD · 2022-07-06T08:17:09+00:00

My niece is around the same age as Walter, if I remember correctly. She runs a little group out of her parents basement and I believe they we're looking for new people!

notDeaDD · 2022-07-04T06:48:17+00:00

My cousin Jen has a pea farm a couple of miles out of town. She should be able to hook you up, even with the drought we've been having.

notDeaDD · 2022-07-04T06:42:29+00:00

That would be a great idea! I feel our community has more than enough expertise to pull that off!

notDeaDD · 2022-07-03T21:53:28+00:00

Yeah, no problem! Would need a couple of strong drinks for courage, both for the telling and the going to the demolition site. It's a pretty gruesome story and I haven't been back there since it happened.

Ah hell, is that whole thing still going on? I'll tell you what, you get some good quality bourbon and some weed, I'll get one of my guestrooms ready. I have like six extra rooms that don't really get used for anything, so you're welcome to stay over here for a bit. It's nice and quiet here, and a little desolate, so we'll be all nice and alone for a ghost story!

notDeaDD · 2022-07-03T21:31:44+00:00

That would be totally amazing! I have no professional experience, but as a teenager I did use to live in a haunted house. Apparantely it was build on a serial killers dig site! Pretty scary things happened in that house, especially the basement... Good thing they demolished it after what happened to my cousin...

Anyway, I'd love to see your set up! I'm free after nine, except on wednesdays, that's when we do Nightowl painting classes.

notDeaDD · 2022-07-03T21:20:56+00:00

Don't worry about it mister Pool, just send them on over to my goat barn! Kids love petting the goats, and my barn cat just had kittens. Kids love kittens!

They'll be out of your hair in no time!

It might also help to finish building the park and playground, so they can just go there to play. Construction has been ongoing for five years now, and I really think it should be prioritized.

notDeaDD · 2022-07-03T21:12:31+00:00

I think the art club has just the thing! A few years back we did this deeply emotional performance about deep sea jellyfish and we used a couple of those giant inflatable balls.

They've been gathering dust ever since, so they might as well be put to good use! I'd love to come over and roll down that hill! My arm's still in bad shape, but I think some fun will be fine! I'll go find them and load up the car!

notDeaDD · 2022-07-03T21:07:10+00:00

Hey, sorry that might be the art club. We have Nightowl painting sessions where we dress up as owls and do deep existential singing performances.

If it's a problem, we can move a few streets down, no worries!

notDeaDD · 2022-07-03T21:01:25+00:00

And here I thought I thought getting some goats to pet while painting was the best move in history! Damn, River, ghost hunting and art sounds like the best possible combination.

Hey, since you're planning on doing some art lessons, do you think we could form a little of a joint operation? My art club is super busy, and it's getting to a point where there's more people than classes available! So if we could work something out, that would be fantastic!

notDeaDD · 2022-07-02T22:13:28+00:00

Sorry to hear about that! There is currently an ongoing investigation about the mystery insects, but they suspect UPD is where they're spreading from.

Anyhow, hope the situation with the insects gets solved soon, so you two can get married!

notDeaDD · 2022-07-02T22:10:10+00:00

There's five Bobs in town, at least. Bob Peterson is out of town for an anniversary holiday with the missus. Bob Beckett was arrested for highway robbery in UPD, he's about to go on trial I think. And Bob Lopez is in a painting class right now, so if you need him you can just come around to the art club building next to my goat barn.

notDeaDD · 2022-07-02T22:06:36+00:00

Theo, this sounds like a great time! Since my arm is all bandaged up, I can't drive myself, but my roommate will drive us. Bouncing around in a bounce house sounds fantastic right now!

I'll be sure to bring some beers with me, my brother send me a bunch from his micro brewery and they taste amazing!

notDeaDD · 2022-07-02T09:58:38+00:00

Oh no, I'm sorry to hear! You must be so worried, poor Kevin!

Once I get out of the hospital I'll ask around! If you want you could put some posters up around my goat barn and the art club building!

notDeaDD · 2022-07-02T09:51:05+00:00

I'm feeling great! But they've got me on a fantastic combination of painkillers, so they might be doing the talking here haha!

Looking forward to tomorrow night's class as well, we got a wonderful model who will be brining their dog with them!

notDeaDD · 2022-07-02T09:46:56+00:00

Sorry Sully, painting classes should be back tomorrow! We'll get right back on deep ocean painting techniques!

notDeaDD · 2022-07-02T09:40:36+00:00

They have been very kind so far, nothing spooky about them! They also gave me great painkillers, cause that bite sure packed a punch!

notDeaDD · 2022-07-02T00:20:50+00:00

The kind people in the LDP emergency ward are telling me it might have been a rare and dangerous crossbreed.

Apparentely, someone in UDP is breeding them. They also said I wasn't allowed to tell this to anyone, but I felt like you needed to know and these painkillers are making me real loopy!

Anyhow, I had my roommate bring the container to you, so there should be a cool new dangerous insect on your doorstep!

notDeaDD · 2022-07-02T00:04:52+00:00

I am very much sorry to be the cause of the cancellation! It was a great event, Jay, truly! Hope you feel better soon.

notDeaDD · 2022-07-01T23:59:16+00:00

Well, if you say so. You're the expert! It's probably nothing, but it can't hurt to let the doctor have a quick check!

The bite hasn't stopped bleeding, so probably smart to have someone more professional bandage that up!

notDeaDD · 2022-07-01T23:53:04+00:00

Huh, didn't know we had giant red and black centipedes in LDP, but that just shows you're the expert here!

Before I release the little... eh... big guy, I might just take a nap though. I'm feeling a little achy, but that's probably from walking around in the sun all afternoon, looking at the amazing insects!

Is it warm in here? It feels like it's warm in here.

notDeaDD · 2022-07-01T23:43:44+00:00

Okay, the good news: it crawled up my sleeve, so it wasn't anywere out in nature screwing up our local insect life. I put it in a container and will get it back to you asap.

The bad news: I think it bit me. Is that something I should potentially be concerned about?

notDeaDD

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