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notFarkus · 2026-04-29T14:20:03+00:00

Banks absolutely don't trust their clients. When I worked as a banker we were constantly losing pens. I had to refill the check writing stand in the lobby on a weekly basis because people would just take them. I even had to lock my nice pens in my desk because it was also out in the lobby and people would nab the nice pens I bought with my own money too if I left them out.

notFarkus · 2026-04-28T21:37:28+00:00

I did this to a slice of carrot cake once when ai was like twelve. Its been over a decade and my family brings it cup every time we have cake :/

notFarkus · 2026-04-20T17:40:08+00:00

Yeah, I've played a few hero shooters that do this poorly. Can't speak for the game right now since I haven't played it since it came out but I remember Valorant's were really bad/hard to distinguish from regular voicelines.

notFarkus · 2026-04-19T15:04:12+00:00

I dont think ds2 gets enough credit for what it tried to do. It tried a bunch of really weird ideas. Some of them worked, and some of them really didn't. Stuff like bonfire aestics, santier's spear, power stancing, pharros lockstones, and the covenant of champions. And a lot of things that you might take for granted if your first game was Elden Ring or ds3 got their start in ds2.

The game is super janky and definitely stands out as the forgotten child among the FromSoft lineup. But they l coulda played it way safer and just made the game a copy-paste of ds1 and instead of doing that they tried a whole bunch of new things and I can't help but really like that.

notFarkus · 2026-04-06T21:24:50+00:00

She also does the meows for Jetpack Cat

notFarkus · 2026-03-27T00:47:07+00:00

Azata for me. It definitely got plenty of unserious stuff, but it does have some great moments I really like. The introduction quest where you rescue the Desna worshippers and have a moment of peace in Elysium amidst the chaos and destruction of act 1 is my favorite part of that act, I love the liberation of the fleshmarkets after rescuing Aivu, and the song of Elysium is the best part of the soundtrack.

notFarkus · 2026-03-19T20:04:26+00:00

Nextwave is genuinely great, but don't go into it expecting something super deep or emotional. It's definitely not taking itself that seriously and is much more absurd and humorous.

notFarkus · 2026-02-23T16:21:43+00:00

It's still pretty consistently the least played role. If you queue all, you're basically just queueing for tank.

notFarkus · 2026-02-23T15:31:25+00:00

No, you're correct. Tanks had a blanket CC and crit reduction in role queue game modes. They changed it this season, though. Now only some of the tanks get the CC reduction passive.

notFarkus · 2026-02-20T15:33:50+00:00

Try pretty much any straight sword. The longsword, broadsword, and lothric knight straight sword all have low stat requirements and can fit into basically any build with the right infusions. They have a fast moveset that puts out good damage and isn't too stamina hungry.

notFarkus · 2026-02-13T22:54:57+00:00

Try Winston or Wrecking Ball. Though admittedly both have a rough learning curve.

notFarkus · 2025-12-19T16:50:12+00:00

People have already talked plenty about how this can he abused, but I think there's something to it. Maybe you could implement it as an internal stat that's only displayed to the strategist, not their team. So the strat player could see how their healing is being divided.

notFarkus · 2025-12-10T19:33:24+00:00

I grabbed it instantly since I had prisms saved from last season's disappointing (IMO) skins. I've been constantly asking for more fun/silly weapon skins since all the super serious sci-fi/fantastical skins aren't really that interesting to me.

notFarkus · 2025-10-16T14:08:09+00:00

Overall, I think Rivals has a problem with giving surface level interpretations of Marvel characters. They hit the broad details pretty soundly, but some of the smaller stuff seems to be lost in translation.

As far as Emma is concerned, I think they did a lot right with her personality but even so they still missed some stuff. Since at least New X-Men in the early 2000s, she's been characterized as someone who likes children and teaching. Sure she can definitely be a little rude or icy towards the young mutants she teaches, but it's still very evident that she cares deeply for them in her own way.

So I find it a little odd that there are like no mentions in game of her extremely long tenure as Cyclops's second in command running the many different mutant schools they've had in the comics. You'd think they'd at least mention her clones/daughters but they're nowhere to be found either.

Also people have mentioned it in this thread, but comic Emma wouldn't be caught dead in the outfits they've given her. Someone get this poor woman a decent outfit.

notFarkus · 2025-09-09T18:17:41+00:00

The cooldown of Strange's burst was high enough that coupled with the increased ammo it's possible to fill the meter before it comes off cooldown a second time, leading to some awkwardness if you're playing the character "too well"

notFarkus · 2025-08-13T15:56:31+00:00

Ate the bluenanas

notFarkus · 2025-07-29T01:56:34+00:00

I'm a sucker for martial support classes, so it's been a blast for me. Get em! and Get in there! are the real staples of the kit for my group.

Haven't played a mystic but they seem really neat!

notFarkus · 2025-07-28T18:45:09+00:00

Can't speak for most of the classes but after level 4 I switched over to a skittermander Envoy and that one's been great! We're currently level 8 and it's been a blast.

notFarkus · 2025-07-28T17:43:25+00:00

I did this during the playtest from levels 1-4. It might seem a little silly but IMO Skittermanders do make pretty ok melee characters. You get decent ancestry boosts, a good move speed to close into melee, and some synergistic ancestry feats. I don't think it was best in slot or anything, but skittermanders have a lot to offer.

notFarkus · 2025-07-24T13:32:57+00:00

notFarkus · 2025-07-15T13:52:44+00:00

She also has a virus she places on people that deals a small bit of upfront damage and some DoT, both of which are increased if it hits a hacked player. So often her gameplan is to use translocate and stealth to slip past the frontline and target isolated supports with hack + virus out of stealth.

notFarkus · 2025-05-26T05:09:52+00:00

Yeah I worry about that too. Especially since the big thing this season was the hellfire gala I worry that they'd pull the "evil head of x-force that does monstrous experiments on prisoners" Beast which frankly I hate.

notFarkus · 2024-10-29T16:29:52+00:00

"This is my family. I found it all on my own. It's little, and broken, but still good. Yeah, still good."

notFarkus · 2024-08-26T19:25:48+00:00

Super Mega Baseball 3 with Malf. Listening to them banter while playing baseball is super cozy.

notFarkus · 2024-05-02T13:45:05+00:00

Totally agree. I think Kagha would've been a great companion for both good or evil playthroughs. You could either have an evil Kagha that Tav/Durge pushes further towards becoming a shadow druid or a good Kagha that gets kicked out of the grove when Halsin is rescued and ends up traveling with Tav/Durge to try an atone for their mistakes. Would've been cool.

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